JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 02/04/2026#2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man in armor says if you put one mark on him there 's no place you will be able to hide from me .ALT: a man in armor says if you put one mark on him there 's no place you will be able to hide from me . 0150 15
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026my students are going to be so mad after I warned them the whale probably wouldn't do well in any of the randomized habitats and some of them believed me! I did warn them that I usually come in close to last #2026MMM so - plausible deniability? 060 6
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026#neverforget #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma person is holding a small hamster in their hand and the hamster is sleeping .ALT: a person is holding a small hamster in their hand and the hamster is sleeping . 040 4
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026media.tenor.coma blue cartoon character is crying with tears falling out of his eyesALT: a blue cartoon character is crying with tears falling out of his eyes 010 1
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026haven't the babies been through ENOUGH?! #2026MMM #bunnies 270 7
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026WHAT? I'm definitely winning about whale earwax #2026MMM 071 7
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026media.tenor.coma man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .Alt: a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face showing he is a little disgusted 030 3
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 27/03/2026this is very exciting to me because there is nothing I like better than a color-coded spreadsheet (I AM BEING SINCERE). Y'all work HARD #2026MMM 030 3
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 27/03/2026#2026MMMmedia.tenor.comtwo south park characters are standing in front of a door with the words " i want you to take all my money "ALT: two south park characters are standing in front of a door with the words " i want you to take all my money " 140 4
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 27/03/2026the random habitat generator DEFINITELY takes bribes and I WOULD OFFER that giant squid v. shark proved that beyond a reasonable doubt #2026MMM 091 9
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 27/03/2026clarification: when I say "we" I mean someone else, I am out of my depth like the sea cow #2026MMM but I'd contribute 140 4
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 27/03/2026real talk, we should do a kickstarter or gofundme or whatever, this idea is GOLD #2026MMM 230 3
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I'd watch it all. you could do time lapses! IT COULD BE A SERIES #2026MMM 170 7
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 27/03/2026someone should make a documentary about the narrator meetings where they plot out all of this stuff. I can only assume it must be unhinged #2026MMM 3161 16
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Katie's stories always trick me even when I know I'm being tricked #2026MMM 1150 15
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 26/03/2026wrong again. my spidey senses left when the Sparklemuffin Peacock got eliminated I guess #2026MMM #2024MMM 040 4
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 26/03/2026this seems a little... fast for Katie though? #2026MMM 0120 12
Reposted by JK FrischAili @nilatti.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Since last year's @mmmletsgo.bsky.social , inspired by the @creativesatbc.bsky.social takeovers for @bcvammm.bsky.social , #tinyNaturalist has gotten really into digital art and animation. Here's her rendering of the epic giraffe vs anteater fight! #watchOutForThatTree #notAnEntEaterApparently 5131 13
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 24/03/2026that's fair. and I DID get my lampreys confused. I've learned a lot here today #2026MMM 060 6
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 24/03/2026ok, thank you for calling me out AGAIN I deserve all of this and I am grateful for the knowledge drop #2026MMM I'll do better, art team, I'll do better 060 6
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 24/03/2026that is a fair assessment of my bias against organisms that invade waterways and shred other organisms gills and leave them to die, thank you for calling me out #2026MMM 270 7
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I think you have to go Chuckwalla here because lampreys are jerks #2026MMM and we have enough jerks 1100 10
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 24/03/2026media.tenor.coma close up of a lizard 's face with the words `` mmmmmm '' written on it .Alt: a close up of a skeksis face from Jim Henson's Dark Crystal with the words ``mmmmmm'' written on it . 020 2
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 19/03/2026ahhh my best gif of the night and I forgot to #2026MMM #2026mmm 090 9
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 19/03/2026amphibicycle?media.tenor.comkermit the frog is riding a bike with a basket on the frontALT: kermit the frog is riding a bike with a basket on the front 2192 19
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I shall thank them while I watch them WIN #2026MMM #2026mmm 040 4
Reposted by JK FrischMarc Kissel @marckissel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Have you thanked a gila monster? Some Type 2 diabetes drugs are based on a hormone, exendin-4, found in gila monster saliva. This hormone is similar to one found in humans & can help regulate blood-glucose levels (Nogrady 2026) #ScienceSavesLives #FundResearch #2026MMM #2026mmm 44810 48
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Listen, I'm not thrilled that the Gila monster battle is the last one tonight. I picked the Gila for the division and everyone knows the last battle is almost always the one that makes people angry #2026MMM #2026mmm 090 9
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 19/03/2026media.tenor.coma dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth .ALT: a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth . 021 2
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I accidentally wrote in a victor for this battle on my "official winner sheet" before it had even been played but it looks like I'll be ok #2026MMM #2026mmm 011 1
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I don't think the description "appropriately fluffy" is used often enough in the scientific literature #2026MMM 0161 16
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 13/03/2026it's like NBC when they do all those crossover episodes or whatever #2026MMM 0100 10
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Katie WILL NEVER LET SADIE DIE! this is just a fact #2026MMM 052 5
Reposted by JK FrischKatie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 12/03/2026DOUBTED OUR PROMISE OF CARNAGE TONIGHT, or do plants not matter to you?! #PlantBlindness #2026MMMmedia.tenor.coma man holding a large green leaf with the words i just love a good leaf below himALT: a man holding a large green leaf with the words i just love a good leaf below him 7657 65
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 12/03/2026lots of hyphens in the verbs this year #2026MMM 020 2
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 12/03/2026lots of W's in the sound effects this year #2026MMM 020 2
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 12/03/2026UMD participants, this is why I dye strands of my hair green every march and call it sloth hair #2026MMM (also because I'm cool I guess?) 050 5
JK Frisch @sci-storyteller.bsky.social · 12/03/2026oh, oh no. I'm not ready for my friends to get carnaged! (whispering: how about a nice team-up?) #2026MMM 020 2
Reposted by JK FrischKatie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 10/03/2026DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CAMEL MOBILE LIBRARY?! Each issue of the #2026MMM MMMagazine gives the science behind the battle, but also has so much more! Last night's LIBRARY column led by Janice Hermer, explained how no matter your interest, there's a library for that! libguides.asu.edu/MarchMammalM... 24017 40
