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Personal Chef.

@schwepervescent.bsky.social
125 followers 45 following 1.3K posts

Art requires curation, I try my best. Black. Shit Poster. Failed Youth Pastor. Photographer. Aspiring Old Head. Velociraptor. Shh•wep•per•ves•ant

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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Which planets are real niggas? (Yea I posted Pluto, Yes I still think it’s a planet lol)
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
get in the car nigga, we listening to Big Ass Bracelet for the 100th time this week…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Niggas still sleeping on some of the best of rap offerings… #skytalk
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Damn Spotify… what took you so long nigga?!?!
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
fuck your astrology sign… Which niggas did you have in your NBA STREET squad?
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Nigga, we know…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We really having nerdy nigga discourse AGAIN. Niggas if YOU ARENT getting any play thats on YOU lil homie...
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The pocket that Ka is inhabiting on this track… #skytalk #nowplaying
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
niggas banging gangs in Colorado? Crazy…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Cabin in The Sky is the 1st album this year that will reward you for being patient, a fan music, and a lover of rap… It’s a De La Soul album in the best way. #skytalk #nowplaying
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
MAGA Niggas all weekend...
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Find your local white boy and give him a guitar… #Skytalk
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Nigga... wuuuuut
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Forgot, niggas can’t read
Chopstick instructions for niggas that can’t read
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
1. Hip hop ain’t dead 2. Hip hop can’t be dead until niggas are dead 3. Hip hop doesn’t need to be reset 4. Niggas need to branch out their rap tastes 5. Niggas need to read 6. Niggas need reading comprehension 7. Respect black women 8. Numbers =\= Good, success, talent 9. Stop clout chasin
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Singing ass, chill ass Mach Hommy… #skytalk
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
My nigga, we GOTTA talk about yt on yt crime…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The child unit ate all the fruit snacks…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A failed youth pastor
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
A nigga be dropping stacks at Chipotle
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I understand how the show was presented but we as the audience can discern and criticize Pam and Gina are both incredible characters and I wish you niggas would stop pitting two black women. It’s old, it’s petty, and we got bigger issues to discuss I thought this was the woke app lol
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Rest in Piss nigga…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
When did Jesus struggle to make ends meet? My nigga was never in the kitchen flippin a brick… he was a nomad that had the parties turnt
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Yall really “devil’s advocate”, “I see both sides” a shitty man child into office… I can’t stand you niggas
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The BBL in question…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Niggas be letting the algorithm beat their ass…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Speaking French
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
My internal doomsday clock is telling me to get this weight off…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
These niggas got a Covert Op Coke album… Real rap ain’t go anywhere
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Niggas got a beat that sounds like Sherlock Holmes selling drugs
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Hands down… best title on the album…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Leave the Pyrex out on the stove tonight…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Clipse out here making Stealth mission coke songs…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Whatever my nigga Nas was rocking on his dome…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I know im not the only one that thinks this mofo is a nigga…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I take it all back… after suffering through it again, Tha Carter 6 is def 3 “mehs” outta 10 Also this nigga is a coon…
Coon and an orange
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Only white people try to do this kinda nigga activity with TSA
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Sony... whatchu doing out here with all this ass??? #StateofPlay was beyond mid af
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Imagine flyin this shit and smoking a joint...
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
GAY.
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
White people when they find out the name of the cave is “Satan’s Anus” ain’t no nigga finna go out like this ever…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Where she at tho…
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
you let your snow bunny bf call you nigga??? crazy
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Tony the Tiger Sugar Bear Trix Rabbit Crackle Honeycomb Crackhead Nigga
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Despicable Me is NOT a Disney nor Pixar film How old are you?
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Personal Chef. @schwepervescent.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Who is your favorite person that you’re following? I need new niggas to follow…
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