schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm pretty sure Epstein's soul is trapped in a bourbon bottle 021
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026About an hour into dynamite I looked down and the rail in front of me made me smile 010
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just posted these on my page. The new overlord of my neighborhood 1101
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't know shit about fungi but these little guys are everywhere in my neighborhood now. Looks like a funnel cake 010
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've never seen a TV show but I did make a list ranking nfl coaches on how successful they'd be trying to kill spiderman 000
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People are demanding physical video games. Give us the sequel we need Nintendo 021
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It is in fact egg with bush. It was his first tattoo at like 35 years old lol 140
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Thinking about NFL-Opoly today. Wondering who would take Kerry Collins spot as the cheapest property 100
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Me at church as a kid when the pastor started "speaking in tongues" 031
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 01/08/2026RIP Vincent Pastore. Mourning the only way I know how to as an italian 000
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My childhood best friend is watching the sopranos for the first time. He sent me this text two hours ago 010
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Trying to learn about my brother's cats while I house sit 120
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The real painmaker wrestles in tennessee backyard wrestling youtu.be/-Kd6yUhtjVs?... 052
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 20/07/2026They put one of these up in my town. Stole the pic from reddit but it's the same design 000
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Wish I had a better phone camera. There's a family of deer living in my backyard lately 110
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Local county fair with a nightmare wrestling show booked 120
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Josh O'Connor makes history as first man over 6 feet tall to also be just a little guy 110
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Im giving the official schweens endorsement to Suntory -196 seltzer cans. The juice that changes your mental state 010
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026One of my neighbors has a macaw and sometimes it just stands in a window yelling at stray cats like this 000
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Why is the rumple minze bottle so fash looking? You sell schnapps that taste like toothpaste. Calm down 000
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 28/03/2026We're good btw. Some dude just had this thing and two headsets on him 000
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 02/03/2026It was too dark to get a pic but I just saw this bumper sticker out in the wild 130
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I also bought a copy of Taking of Pelham 123 because Gandolfini looks so cute in his little glasses 100
schweens @schweens.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Holy shit I can make a whole $13 an hour to work for You're Life Coach 110
