Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Apparently I threw out my back lugging all this LEWK around. 💅🏾 0260
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Off to the gym just workin’ on my fitness (dick in ur ass 💦) 2682
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They’re getting wilder. Why does this white man have a black dick? 090
Reposted by SchwarzebarThe Feral Fairy @the-feral-fairy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Who wants to fill this hole? Repost if you’d fuck me. #hairyhole #peach #bottom #hairybottom #hairyman #fuckmesilly 281397205
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I got everything I wanted in NY tonight; hairy ass and a bodega hero sandwich, in that order. 2160
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every time I get this spambot my meme brain screams “HE NEEDS SOME MILK!” 0170
Reposted by Schwarzebartoro @jupytr.dad · 24/08/2026Hey yall, i know it’s hard out here for everyone right now but if you can just read/share I would really appreciate it. Thank you again for all the support and kind words ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-ma...gofundme.comDonate to Support Mateo with Housing Costs After Losing His Family, organized by Matthew ValdezHello, I’m Mateo Valdez. My partner of 6 years, Dr. Leigh Be… Matthew Valdez needs your support for Support Mateo with Housing Costs After Losing His Family 5187107
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I try not to tell all my business in here, but today I met a thick furry-all-over lil beef bro with a chest as wide as he was tall and an ass that I think truly rewired my dick. 😅 Ain’t nann leg day was skipped. Lawdamercy. 0210
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Someone left the monk out…in the raaaaain. #renfaire 1480
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Brb — off to go bang your dad in the Costco bathroom 0532
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My new vocal stim is saying Yeztugo in Super Mario’s voice.static.klipy.comMario & Peach: Nintendo CelebrationALT: Mario & Peach: Nintendo Celebration 030
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026He said IM OUT and I feel you I too am so tired. 050
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026To the short muscley guy across from me on the bus with thick dark hair poking out of his gym tank all over his side tiddies and shoulders. …lemme put it just one good time. We could have a field day. 1270
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Yall can just leave.static.klipy.comTiffany Pollard Says Bye Pumpkin!ALT: Tiffany Pollard Says Bye Pumpkin! 071
Reposted by SchwarzebarThe XXVIIth @mrnurse27th.bsky.social · 12/07/2026All imma say is if the big one happens, I want yall to treat it like yall did renaissance and dress up and act a fool for the celebration …static.klipy.comBlue Ivy & Beyoncé Renaissance Tour PerformanceALT: Blue Ivy & Beyoncé Renaissance Tour Performance 0245
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Get up. It’s time for house chores, Ajax and blasting r&b divas 210413
Reposted by SchwarzebarReincarnated! I'm a Star Gazer (aka David) @ncred.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just gonna leave this here 0121
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just throwing this out there. If you have hairy shoulders, I will want to hump you so much. And that’s that on that. 0110
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My 90-min sexy deep tissue massage ended 45 mins early because he (honestly the sweetest, cutest, hairiest man) wanted to blow me, cuddle, lay on my pecs and unload (cummily & emotionally) Wonderful! I love all these things! But my lower back and thighs and calves and neck and shoulders tho! 😭😭😭 1150
Reposted by SchwarzebarHarry Glynn Jones @knavishcrayfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026SEGA has the chance to do the funniest thing. 351233229
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Those bitches about to make me get a Switch 2 on *principle* and not just the Ocarina of Time remake. 150
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I hate Vegas. My husband loves Vegas. He was here for work, and since it’s been 5+ years, I joined for the tail end of his trip. It just so happens that this weekend is FUCKING EVO. The kid in me yells and shoryuken’s from my chest. I remember the first years of EVO in the 90s. Pics to come. 480
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If you’ve got it, please send some help to a fellow creative ❤️🩹 110
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026There is a fellow wfh desk jockey around the corner from me who just wants to suck dick before logging into Microsoft Teams, and all I want is to blow a load on/in a sexy man before opening up Figma. This might be my most successful and productivity focused working relationship. 💦 0120
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Pour one out, or pour several loads out if you’ve got em. 110
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’m really craving a hairy cuddle session. I am loooooong over due. 1291
Reposted by SchwarzebarN A R O P I N O S A @naropinosa.bsky.social · 20/12/2024💕💕 #LuigiMangione 151601370
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Juneteenth. Happy Pride. Be Gay. Protect the Dolls. Eat the Rich. 019111
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 20/06/2026There is a cute bro outside my apartment in casual street soccer gear carrying a MASSIVE Warhammer game box and I am BRICKED. UP. 1162
Schwarzebar @schwarzebar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Gym and air fryer chicken tendies. I’ve done my mental labor for the day. I’m going back to bed. 0370
