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Schwartz

@schwartzbruder.bsky.social
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You can call me Schwartz or Naomi Your local aroace and agender lad! Aspiring to not fuck up! 18+ So minors DNI

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Galmesh Rosewood @galmeshrosewood.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Petra Parker. The appeal of Spidey is that anyone can wear the mask. #petraparker
Petra Parker lifter her mask and looking at you mimicking the "I'm like you scene from the spiderverse"
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Chacha collabing with Kirsche of all people is surprising
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's kinda crazy to me that people respond to the criticisms of TADC revolving around the lack of follow-through with world-building and non-Jax character development with "Uhhh, you're media illiterate." Like, just admit you don't know what media illiteracy is.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Spent the last 30 minutes or so trying to find the site that I bought Sailor Mercury and Sailor Jupiter stickers at and having NO luck at all, and it's starting to annoy me lol
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A comic book/manga and retro gaming store
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Me: I'm not getting a subscription to Paramount+ to watch the Avatar movie. I would have rather watched it in theaters. That said, I'm not going to watch the leaks. Chuds, somehow: THEN YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THE PEOPLE WHO DID WATCH THE LEAKS!! 🤬
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
No, see, what you do first is leak the contents of their hard drive, let them stew in that for a bit. THEN you start xxxxing them.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The fact of the matter is, is that making it an exclusive to their streaming service, it was never going to make the profit they were searching for, whereas keeping it in theaters would have made a much larger profit that would have gone to the team, artists and all. This is on Paramount, not us
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"You should respect the artists who worked on Legend of Aang by not watching the leaks and watching the movie on Paramount+ instead!" Then Paramount should have respected the artists by not pulling the movie from theaters.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Neither Sherry or Leon talk about Claire at all. The fact that Sherry doesn't seem to need to process her own trauma relating to Racoon City. The fact that Grace is mostly a vehicle for Leon's story after she gets out of the care center.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I've seen people criticizing Resident Evil Requiem for Sherry saying "You (Leon) saved me in Racoon City," claiming that it erases Claire, but she never says that. Can we stop making shit up as a criticism of a game? There's already stuff in the game to criticize. For instance, the fact that
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Or when the creator debunks a theory and they call him stupid or something
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Don't even get me started on the power-scalers, especially the ones who don't know what they're doing
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I can already tell that a good chunk of episode 9 of TADC is gonna be Jax backstory, followed by everyone forgiving him for his abuse and harassment. On top of that, Pomni'll be relegated to supporting character for Jax and his development/focus 😒
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
No, you're Super Cute
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The fact that Jax is so prominent on the TADC ticket site is already annoying me because that likely means he's gonna be the main focus of the Last Act, and I'm so sick of him 🤣
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hot take, maybe; Hancock was a better serious and 'this is what being a superhero would be like in the real world' parody than The Boys.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That's why I can't take Sellsword Arts seriously, because every time they do a "this fictional weapon wouldn't work,' it's like 'No shit, because fiction doesn't need to follow real world laws of physics or logic.'
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Jax defenders are kind of crazy, because they'll defend his literal abuse of the women, and nonbinary person, in the circus despite how bad it is. But Ragatha? Nooo, her toxic positivity and people-pleasing is the root of all evil, according to them.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I have no stake in those whole Chappell Roan thing, but I do find it interesting how a man does something that makes a girl cry, but a woman COMPLETELY detached from the situation is expected and demanded to take responsibility.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
They're just so desperate to be the center of attention in any given thing.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We can all agree that One Shot Questers is an unfunny cuck, especially after his senseless, whiny bitch fit about Min-Maxxed, right?
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The bow being strung like that is bothering me so much, and I don't even care about archery like that
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The "comedy is back" crowd only having 3 jokes will never not be embarrassing
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
How dare you? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY TYPE?! 😩
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If Discord wasn't smart to realize the issue back when hackers exposed over 70,000 user IDs in the UK, then they're DEFINITELY not smart enough to realize the issue by doing it globally.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I feel like Sony Pictures WANTS the Scarlet movie to fail? There are almost NO showings of it anywhere
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh my gaaaaawd, my braaaiiiin...! LET ME PLAY FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES!
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
(CW: pdf) I hate anime agenda shit so fucking much. Cause what the FUCK do you mean, that people are now trying to call Yuta a pedophile because of his contract with Rika? How are people so absolutely, mind-bogglingly stupid?
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Call me crazy, but saying that Danny Motta is a misogynist and homophobe for not liking Beau in the first season of Mighty Nein is kinda crazy.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Finally getting caught up on JJK season 2, and good god, I wish the fights weren't so messy looking.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
People really will come up with any reason to be bitchy and angry about vtubers, huh? Now it's "GRRR, WHY IS JAIDEN USING A DIFFERENT MODEL FOR A DIFFERENT STREAMING IDENTITY GRRRRRRRRSKJGHSDKJGHSKDJHGSK??!!!!?!!?!!!!?!!"
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The fact that people are mad at Ironmouse for being uncomfortable with being asked what she looks like at the streamer awards, and accusing her of "making pdf file content" just because she's short and has a unique voice pisses me off to no end. Y'all need to go fuck yourselves
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Why is it ALWAYS the most unaffordable car brands every time?
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
These are my personal favorites
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
On top of all that, they'll be like "Rule of Cool is a stupid reason to have this or that in an anime, show, movie or video game when it comes to swords," but will turn right around and say "We like THIS because it's cool!"
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
We also know that Guts' and Cloud's swords are too big to be used by normal humans, and the reason THEY can use them is because they're both crazy strong. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT. Hell, the Dragon Slayer is never even CALLED a sword. It's called a giant slab of iron CONSTANTLY.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Every time I watch a video of Sellsword Arts where they "debunk" video game and anime weapons, choreo and mechanics, all I get is "NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN, BECAUSE I'M A PROFESSIONAL" vibes. Like, we already fucking know that Fire Emblem's rock-paper-scissors mechanic is fake.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
What, are the Simurians an allegory for British/American colonization?
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
JJK Modulo is ACTUALLY frustrating, because what do you MEAN the Simurians come to Earth and think that Cursed Spirits are similar to religiously significant animals from their home planet, so they demand that sorcerers stop killing them AND THEN demand they be given Tokyo to settle in?!
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Unfortunately, Jake told me I had to contact Crunchyroll customer support, because the package got delivered, but I never got it. Like, I got the replacements they sent out, but not the actual package I was supposed to get
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I never got mine, but I just got the replacements for disks 2 and 4, so I'm very confused
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
So, I backed the dub kickstarter for the Dirty Pair anime remaster a couple/few years ago run by Nozomi Entertainment, and just got the delivery. But there was no box or anything, and missing disks 1 and 3. Did anyone else have a similar issue?
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I don't hate myself THAT much!
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I mean, the TrumpIsKing hashtag, Trump 2028 merch, etc are all the proof we really need that he's gonna try at the LEAST
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
God forbid he do this to any of the men lol
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Did he ALREADY write out the sister from the new series?
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Ngl, I hate how, in Campaign 3 of Critical Role, we never explored why that one demon showed Chetney a vision/illusion of all those children he supposedly killed. Like, why bring that up as a potential major character moment and NEVER explore it?!
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Dr. Venture is a better character than Rick Sanchez, don't bother trying to change my mind.
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Schwartz @schwartzbruder.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Why are people pressed about Calliope Mori doing the second OP for Gachiakuta?
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