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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈

@schwabsyy.me
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gay and stupid (in that order)

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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 27/09/2026
doES THAT REally matter
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 26/09/2026
Ok
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 26/09/2026
People who don’t like Taylor swift will be like “I don’t like that new Taylor swift song”
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 16/09/2026
For most of middle school kids bullied me or acted like I didn’t exist but sometimes girls like this were nice to me
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 15/09/2026
Yeah
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 15/09/2026
Yep
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 15/09/2026
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 03/09/2026
There’s really a store called “teachers touch” Look at this other sign they had.
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 03/09/2026
Our trip to Myrtle beach!!
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 27/08/2026
I’ve had just about enough of hotels with barn door bathrooms. That room is for SHITing. Be serious
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 24/08/2026
I need to sequester myself in the woooooodssss <3
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 22/08/2026
Inviting my straight male friends over to watch The Game on my big screen but it’s just this
Twitch stream of half moon joe on wall mounted TV
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 16/08/2026
I got a new car and liner for da dog
Dog in back seat of car
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 13/08/2026
How it feels to
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 13/08/2026
Wondering why there was a stream on Wednesday, realizing there won’t be one on Friday
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 25/07/2026
I hate being forced to own a car so fucking much. 2.5 cities in the country where you can live without a car and the cost of living is astronomical in all of them
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 24/07/2026
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 22/07/2026
Yes the avengers trailer did make me excited for the movie
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 22/07/2026
Thank you! The theme was disco cowboy
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 22/07/2026
I’m the tall one!
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 22/07/2026
Not ours, our friends wedding! But who knows what the future holds 😊
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 22/07/2026
Pictures of me and the love of my life at our friends wedding
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 16/07/2026
The other day we were walking down the street and a man came up to us, and screamed in my face “don’t us up for being hetero!” and his wife laughed and said “he’s just kidding, it was really disorienting
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 16/07/2026
How straight people in Southlake Texas look at me and my bf when we eat together in public
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 14/07/2026
The time I ordered an RTX3080 and they sent me ten, and I used one as part of an offer to get a house
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 08/07/2026
I stole the screen shit from tumblr
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 08/07/2026
If you’re reading this take a second to tense your shoulders and clench your jaw ❤️
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 08/07/2026
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 02/07/2026
How it feels to go to the mall to buy something
Photo of the NeverShoutNever! Guy
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 26/06/2026
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 21/06/2026
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 19/06/2026
That’s right
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 19/06/2026
Our friends had a disco cowboy gay wedding!!
Gay guys kissing Gay guys in matching western wear
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 31/05/2026
“I could’ve told you that” Got it, lets stop doing research entirely in case it confirms something we already formed opinions on 👍
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 20/05/2026
I speak a little German myself actually
Store sign that says alo
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 24/04/2026
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 24/04/2026
something about that
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 21/04/2026
I suspect we have similar tumblr feeds
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 21/04/2026
Gonorrhea, 🎵 Here I go again 🎹
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 21/04/2026
She was bald and owned it
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 16/04/2026
he’s just a baby
Dog with puppy eyes looking up with toy in mouth
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 16/04/2026
Oooo I see!! Wow I feel so cool now, thank you
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 14/04/2026
The first time I remember doing the B was something like 6 months ago. Maybe it wasn’t me anyway, but I needed an excuse to use the image as a joke
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 10/04/2026
Half moon Joe when I am in the Chat sending a highlighted B and getting others to
Better call Saul saying “ it’s another freaking B. Of course. Why not? Why not?”
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 24/03/2026
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 17/03/2026
My most popular review on Google Maps is my college apartment complex
"Decent place. Rent is cheap, but my apartment is haunted by an evil spirit who pours water from my Brita pitcher without refilling it."
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 13/03/2026
The property brothers endorsed Hilary Clinton in 2016. All lot people don’t remember this but I do
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 09/03/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,
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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈 @schwabsyy.me · 07/03/2026
Something also happens to Sheppard
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