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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda

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It's me! Schu! 30s, she/her , stupid fandom nonsense. 🔞NSFW sometimes🔞 Ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Schupuff

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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd genuinely be interested in you going away.
Girls at party staring meme. ChatGPT, tell this guy to go fuck himself.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, thanks.
Girls at party staring meme. The implication is 'ew' or 'go away' which is the correct response to anyone shilling their AI services.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Image of Daniel Craig's Bond with the headline James Bob Writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location Dashcon Ballpit
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ferdiberts, we ride at dawn.
Screenshot from Fire Emblem stating the Twin Jewel Fans battalion has been recruited
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I couldn't stop laughing at this happy ass Shinji plushie so I freed him from his crane game prison. May yeet him at a wall later, we'll see.
The happiest Shinji Ikari plushie. He will never feel happiness again.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sup #wipsnips! Sorry I've been a busy lil beaver, but I can't ignore pry. I can't really say why I like this line so much, but it's probably because it's the first time I really nailed Glazer's voice.
“Don’t do it again,” he said, his tone softening as he reached over to take his hand. “I can’t lose you. Not when we're this close.”

"Is that what this is about?" Glazer leaned over and Wraithe met him with a kiss. “You won’t lose me. They’ll have to pry us apart,” he said, pulling back. “So what do you wanna do? We didn't come all the way out to planet fuckjob in the nowhere galaxy just to sit behind desks and let drones do the work.”
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Dude had his hair cut like Aya for years it was truly amazing. Iirc, he wrote the manga and everything.
Koyasu Takehito circa 1998 living his best life
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Technically no, I've had it written for ages. Emotionally, I cried.What's really funny is it's the moment I realized how much I adore my antagonist. My precious son. If you're being mean to him this is who you're being mean to.
Emo axolotl from build a bear
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sup #WIPSnips! One of the spicier moments and one I really enjoy. For context, Kiran has a cool robot arm that is made from, powered and ultimately controlled by his equally as cool (if not cooler) giant robot boyfriend. They also have a permanent mental sync so sex is a package deal.
"Come on, babe, touch me."

"I am touching you."

Elias traced his fingers down Kiran's metallic arm. "With this."

Kiran huffed and kissed Elias's forehead. "I told you. That's part of him. He controls it and…"

"I know," Elias said. "He had a good time  today too, right?"

Kiran nodded.

Elias leaned closer and whispered into his ear. "Then let him keep having one."
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I wanna play! Please expose my wonderful (terrible) taste in film
1 like = 1 movie i love
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sup #WIPSnips! "Room" Teehee. Genitals are funny.
"We have a lot to go over but we do need to get him a pilot suit. Oh, and Nil," he waved her over and Elias could hear him as he leaned in to quietly say, "Extra room in the crotch. His uh…" Kiran briefly looked back at Elias before continuing, "…it doesn't retract."

Her eyes went wide and she gasped. "For real!?" she squealed, loud enough to turn a few heads. Nil looked Elias up and down. "It's just dangling there?"
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Runner up meme:
Gerard way with a speech bubble saying "can you lock the fuck in"
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
#mememay 27 "What's wrong with Wraithe?" *Gestures at meme*
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Sup #WIPSnips! Elias, you might want to listen to the big robot.
Of course! I can show you how to-" Auberon abruptly stopped speaking as an alert beep sounded. "We need to meet up with Kiran."

Elias rolled his eyes and sat back annoyed as the cockpit reconfigured into Auberon's jet mode around him.  "Did Jackie's truck die again? Can't Kir fix that by himself?"

"Glazer's commanding officer's name is Commander Nowa Wraithe." An image appeared on the HUD. It showed what appeared to be a human about the same age as Kiran and Elias. He was pale with narrow red eyes and mid length black hair. His expression was unreadable. 

Elias scoffed. In all honestly, the guy he was looking at looked like the kind of emo vampire a 14 year old girl would invent in an attempt to be edgy. "So? Why am I giving a shit about this Hot Topic motherfucker?"
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#Mememay 25 At one point I had a list of everyone's teams and I can't find it but I sure as shit know I gave Elias a low key Toxtricity
Toxtricity low key form
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
yes
Not even half of Schupuff's Bravern collection this was just what was in arm's reach
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
#mememay 24 And they love each other very much
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sup #WIPSnips! Elias isn't quite sure what to make of Kiran's "car", but it is pretty cool.
He adjusted the mirrors and reached to adjust the seat, but found it moved him into the perfect position on its own, the wheel adjusting itself to suit him as well. He didn’t recognize the emblem on the wheel and he thought he saw the buttons labeled in an unfamiliar language before he looked again. It had to be some weird high-end import only people in the know could get. It wasn’t the kind of car you saw around the neighborhood and while he'd claimed it was 'cool',  it definitely wasn’t the kind of car he’d expected Kiran to drive. The engine had to be insane on this thing. With the growing swarm in the rearview mirrors, it had better be.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#mememay 21 I had a different gif in mind but this is better.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
#Mememay 19 Oh that Jackie. The comic relief, the comforting friend, the safe harbor. Regularly zooted. Really helps soften the blow of "aliens and giant robots are real and need to lay low on your property."
Meme of Daenerys Targaryen laughing with the caption "When your friends are talking about some serious thing and you're high as fuck"
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sup, #WIPSnips! Kiran's family situation is complicated.
"Did he total it like a little idiot?" She huffed. "He could never just make anything easy. How bad is it?"

"Bad. He landed on a lost colony."

She gasped. "Oh shit! All the way out there?" Wraithe nodded and said nothing as he watched her give an annoyed sigh. "Fine, I guess I'll schedule a trip out there to welcome our brave colonists back into the loving reach of blahdeblah blah. You got the core, right?"

He remained silent, propped his chin on his hand and shook his head.

"You didn't," she groaned. "What did I even send you there for!?"

"Your brother's alive," he said plainly.

"You're speaking in present tense, so I guess you didn't kill him." She rolled her eyes. "Ugh, they have a full mech force keeping him safe, don't they?"

"Worse."
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
#mememay 17 Elias would be S'mores. Nothing special about the ingredients, has been through fire, a bit of a mess, but warm and amazing
S'mores
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sup #WIPSnips!! Kiran has (had) a title! Doesn't mean much though. Good thing the two people he's in love with don't put too much stock into that and like him for who he is.
Fuck, didn't think about that. He doesn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend or fiance or anything back home, does he?” Kiran had kept Auberon a secret from him. Who was to say he didn't have other partners scattered across space?

“Just me," Auberon said simply. "Not a lot of people understand Kiran. Not a lot of people respect him outside of what his title provides. Even you think he's weird."

"He is weird," Elias agreed. He leaned back against Auberon's finger. "I like weird though."

"Am I weird?"

Elias briefly looked over the edge of the mech's hand to the ground below and then back up at him. "Dude, you're a giant talking robot and I'm sitting in your hand."

"So…yes?"
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#mememay 13 This is absolutely Elias humor a million percent and I can't articulate why, but this is just it. Was it the first meme he ever showed Kiran? Likely.
AAAAAA GARLIC TOAST meme over an image of toaster on fire
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sup #WIPSnips! I really love this sweet little moment and what it leads to for Elias's character growth. I don't want to say much more than that, but this is the really the time he truly opens up.
“Where do you want to go? Anywhere in the world! One place you’ve always wanted to see.”

“Anywhere?” Elias looked at the planet below them. Only a few had ever seen it from this distance.

Kiran nodded. “Anywhere you want.”

Elias bit the inside of his cheek to stop himself from answering. He’d always considered his car a form of freedom. Nothing tied him down. He could go wherever he wanted, whenever he wanted. And yet with that freedom at his disposal, he never had. “Don’t laugh.”

“Why would I laugh?”

“I want to see the Grand Canyon.”
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
NOPE TWO FLOOF VOIDS I just wanted an excuse to post them.
Two fluffy black cats on a cat towerFluffy black cat Fluffy black cat
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sup, naked stick figure Elias who only exists for #mememay 9! Though looking at him, this is exactly how Kiran would draw him if he was idly doodling
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sup #WIPSnips? It's apparently a Commander Wraithe day for my writing memes which is great because I love that fucker. What a guy. What an asset to the empire.
Wraithe swallowed hard. The dates lined up. A colony ship, lost and cut off from its homeworld, did the best they could and still ended up so technologically…ancient. It was fascinating. So remote they were unaware of the empire at all, completely unprepared for what was to come for them once his mission was complete. He wondered if his homeworld had once been the same. He almost felt pity.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
#mememay 2 My WIP is a queer poly sci-fi romance titled MY BOYFRIEND THE SUPER ROBOT that's a love letter to good food, giant robots and the connections we make that drive us. Post the gif, Schu!!!
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sup, #WIPSnips! I've fallen off the wagon for SO MANY REASONS but it's May! And I've chosen to get shit done. Let's roll. Chosen is a good word. All of Auberon's pilots have been chosen. He chooses to let them pilot and that is based on trust more than anything.
Auberon didn't respond immediately. Elias was starting to recognize his moments of stillness and quiet as the mech carefully choosing his words. He could almost imagine a little RESPONSE LOADING…PLEASE WAIT message on the HUD. 

Finally, Auberon spoke. "I can't not love my pilots," he said. "I have to love them. I don't get a choice in that, but at least I do get the final say in who's at the controls. Sometimes I've chosen wrong, but that's life, isn't it? We all make choices and have to respond to the consequences as optimally as possible."
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Oh good they found the see saw
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ainosuke and Tadashi are on my Tomodachi Life island and it took them all of two whole ass seconds to meet and start hanging out. GOTY
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I brought the boys to work and they look like they want to be my gay uncles who are very proud of me for finishing my silly little tasks
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sakura-con is this weekend! If you want to come see me be smart and/or an idiot, you have three delightful options! Talking About Writing Talking - 11:15am Fri Name that Daddy w/ @pineapplejei.bsky.social and @leif-z.bsky.social 5:30pm Fri The Dying Art of Whump w/ @unrivalling.bsky.social 9pm Sat
Talking About Writing Talking: How to Improve Your Dialogue 
Friday, April 3rd 1115 AM 
Arch Prog Panels room 305Name that Daddy 
Friday April 3rd 
515 PM
Arch Prog Panels room 3ABThe Dying Art of Whump 
Saturday April 4th
9pm
Workshop Panel room 330
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sup #WIPSnips? This is actually one of my favorite lil moments. Standing in a mech's hand or on its shoulder is the coolest. I'm a sucker for it.
Elias froze, staring at the invitation before him. It was an image burned into his mind from all the coolest giant robot shows. A normal human standing proud in the hand of their mech. It was the coolest thing and Elias always wanted to know what that level of power and confidence felt like. 
"What's wrong?" he asked, breaking Elias's concentration. "Normally people are excited to do the hand thing."
He opened his mouth to speak but couldn't find the words. He took a tentative step forward. Then another until he was practically scrambling to climb into his hand. "Holy shit," he breathed, gripping onto one of Auberon's fingers while the mech stood, lifting him toward the cockpit. "Oh, this is dope as fuck."
Auberon chuckled. "You're cute. "
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sup, #WIPSnips? I don't have film, but I do have "movie". Bayformers sure were....sure were movie films...
Elias nodded. “I got a figure once, but it was the crappy live action movie design.”
Auberon perked up as Elias spoke, nodding enthusiastically. “Thank you, Elias! See, Kiran? I told you it was a terrible design,” he said. “Too busy, impractical, too much exposed wiring and parts…you're a mechanic, you should know better.”
“They were trying to be realistic!” Kiran argued.
“REALISTIC!?!? What am I then? Beep boop! I'm a figment of your imagination, I guess!”
“Realistic for them! These people haven't seen a real mech before!” He looked to Elias. “No offense.”
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sup, #WIPSnips! When you're a giant sentient mech with a broken vocalizer, you have to get creative.
Elias nodded and started walking toward the fire pit behind the house. He stopped as he heard the hiss of hydrologics and the movement of gears. He looked to Auberon who appeared to be looking down at him.  Its eyes illuminated the dark around its face only slightly. It was simultaneously terrifying as shit and cool as fuck. His phone vibrated. He had a text from Kiran. 
Why did you stop? The fire pit is just over there, isn't it? 
Why was he asking that? Elias looked to the house, seeing Kiran and Jackie through the kitchen window, laughing about something. It didn't even look like he was holding his phone.  Elias's phone buzzed again. Everything all right?
"Oh, it's you," Elias said looking up at Auberon as the mech nodded. "Sorry, I didn't think you were coming."
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Sup, #WIPSnips! Kiran comes from space royalty! We love a runaway space prince!
"I was in hiding! I'm not going to lead with 'Hi, I'm Kiran! Space prince!' Besides, you heard Glazer. My title's likely stripped, so it doesn't really matter. Not that it ever mattered." He sighed before finishing the last few bites of his burger.
"Why wouldn't it matter? Aren't princes important or something? You get crowns and castles and all that royal shit."
That made Kiran smile if only just a little. "Coronet and a moon palace, actually, but  no. It doesn't matter. I'm kinda worthless. I'm a twin, so it's bad luck on top of an heir and a spare thing. My sister was born first so I'm just…there." Kiran shrugged. "I can't even get being a twin right. I mean, we still look a lot alike, but we're not perfectly identical. And thank goodness for that, she's kind of the worst."
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Sup, #WIPSnips! Today the boys and bot are getting used to each other
You're making it hard to aim!" Kiran warned. 
"Still getting the hang of it, all right?" He grit his teeth as he held the mech steady, moving after he watched Kiran down another drone. "Do we only have these little fuckin pew pew lasers?"
DON'T CALL THEM THAT flashed across the HUD.
"No, but this is the best option right now. Anything else needs way more coordination."
"Then we coordinate! Call your shots! What do you need?"
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Sometimes your choices in life lead you to new friends and connections and experiences. My life choices have lead me to "I am sad I have to miss Chris Hackney's Gunpla panel because I'm helping run Name That Daddy"
A sad conflict in Sakura-con programming
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sup #WIPSnips the giant robot is very gentle (mostly) and very sweet.
“I know I haven't said it. You've been so unsure and I told myself I was fine with that. You love Kiran so much and what you feel for me has to be different but I…I need you to know that I'll never accept you feeling unloved because it's not true.” Auberon bowed his head, resting the bridge of his nose gently on Elias's shoulder. He was always so gentle. “Please know that I love you.”
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sup, #WIPSnips? Today, Kiran tries to ask Elias out. I think it's going well (I mean hey, it works!)
Kiran winced and broke eye contact as his cheeks turned an even brighter red. “I just thought…I only ever see you when you come in and…and I was thinking what if you did get a new car? You wouldn’t come by anymore and I don’t want that. So I thought it would be nice to go get dinner or do something fun together. Because we don't. And I'd like to. If you want. Oh! A-and I'll drive!" he added quickly, as if he'd been reminded to offer. "You're always driving. Unless you want to drive. Since you like to drive. But we'll take my car. I have a really cool car…”
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This week has been a lot of work fleshing out Wraithe's pov chapters and he is such a little bitch. Y'all aren't ready for him. He's either going to be beloved or loathed.
Calling the empress, disheveled and freshly fucked was hilarious in theory, but today had been a failure. He needed to be at his most presentable and he needed to calm the fuck down.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sup #WIPSnips? Going for vibes today with a little moment I think is cute. They just have a really sweet dynamic and I love writing it.
I CAN WARM THE SEAT IF YOU'D LIKE? MASSAGE?

“I’m good.”

“Go for the massage,” Kiran said. “Your shoulders were super tense the whole time.”

“Oh, uh …sure.” He leaned back and sighed as he felt gentle pressure squeezing his shoulders. He expected it to feel like one of those massage chairs at the mall, but this was better than that. It wasn't some preprogrammed pattern. It felt like it could feel his tension and pinpoint how to soothe it away. He settled into the seat as it warmed ever so slightly and he felt more cradled and supported than he could ever remember. He could get used to this. “Oh my god, dude, have you tried this?”

He heard Kiran chuckle. "Yeah. All the time."
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sup #WIPSnips! Again so many options but I'm going with this one because I have this chapter labeled as "THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG" in my notes
Wraithe frowned. As much as Glazer's agression and combat prowess proved useful, as much as he wanted to carry him forward and push the limits of the Rouge, now wasn't the time. Their objective was clear. “Negative. I don't want to leave an opening to enter melee.”

“Who gives a shit?" Glazer spat. "Stop whining and let's show them what this thing can do!”

“That's an order, Lieutenant!" Wraithe barked. He never liked pulling rank on him, but it was the only way to reign Glazer in. "We need the core intact. I'm not risking it just because you're mad you got your ass kicked.” He winced as something shifted in their sync. It grew hot. Angry. Like something about to boil. Unstable. Volatile. Wraithe wasn't sure he could hold the connection. He needed them to stay together. "Perse, stop fighting the sync. I’ll get you better shots if you’ll just-”
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Sup #Wipsnips He's just trying to give you a confidence boost, Auberon, I promise.
Elias sat forward and crossed his legs. "Not allowed? Screw that, dude. You're like…" he wildly gestured at all of the mech's body, "huge! Anyone tries to tell you what to do, you can just step on 'em."

It was almost unsettling how Auberon stared at him. Sure, he was sentient. He moved like a person. He spoke like a person. He was expressive. But when he was still, he didn't move and Elias noticed more inhuman details. He didn't breathe. He didn't blink. And when his optic lenses were locked on Elias, it was damn near intimidating. He was being looked at. Analyzed. "I wouldn't do that," Auberon said at last, his response slow and calm, but unsettlingly firm.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Sup #WIPSnips! Posting while at a monsterfucker book rec panel having a grand ol time. Beam also shows up a lot in a super robot book, surprise surprise. Anyway, Commander Wraithe is kind of a dick. I love him.
Glazer's assessment had been correct - no other mechs on this planet aside from a few experimental amatuer builds. Weapons so behind they were practically ancient. Hell, their attempts at harnessing nuclear weaponry were still horrifically, chaotically uninformed. They had no chance against the empire. If Auberon wasn't here, Wraithe was convinced he could take the planet by himself right now. He considered the thought while he continued to scroll through the data he gathered but shook it off. Obtaining Auberon was the prime goal. Worry about the planet after. He plugged into his machine and took to the sky. This world's military didn't stand a chance against him, much less against Auberon. Kiran was surely aware of that. But maybe they could be just enough of a distraction to leave Wraithe an opening. He hovered above the base, aimed his beam canon and fired. He waited, cloaked above the carnage for his true target to come to him.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sup, #wipsnips! So many good appearances of destroy 🥰 I mean there's big robots around. It's gonna happen.
Elias gripped the control sticks, tapping his fingers and adjusting his grasp on the smooth metal. The robots attacking them had destroyed his car. They’d also blown up his apartment, so his games were gone too. Typical. The universe seemed to think taking shit from him was hilarious. But it was different this time. He'd never been given a chance to fight back before. This was his moment. The HUD was covered in pop-up windows containing one word. GO! Elias grinned and faced forward, his pulse pounding. He knew what to do. He shoved the control sticks forward. Nothing happened.
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It's Schupuff's Big Gay Robot Agenda @schupuff.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone
Two little butthead fluffy black cats sitting on fresh laundry.
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