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Andrés Zapatero

@schumatrix.bsky.social
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
myvidplay.com/e/mkhjjeflt1sp
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
No
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Bluesky moment
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Good for you, Peanut! #Bears
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Former Bears CB Charles 'Peanut' Tillman says he quit FBI due to Trump administration's policies
“I want to be on the right side of history when it’s all said and done."
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/09/2025
This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
As an aside. This is, no joke, DC’s greatest dive bar.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The “Beat Miami” banner is a nice touch.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I was told he was fat and washed.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
He’s gonna get lit up one of these days and no one will feel bad.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I died of Crime at the Tune Inn six times. Like if Mogadishu had $2.5 million homes.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
And it was THEIR GUY who did it!!!
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Damn, they’re already in 1944 with this? Hopefully we’re only that far out from ending all this.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76, his family says
news.sky.com
Ozzy Osbourne dies just weeks after farewell show
The heavy metal star reunited with his Black Sabbath bandmates on stage at Villa Park earlier in July.
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The manager for the Downey Animal Care Center, urges people who are in a position to adopt to stop by to visit dogs like Canela, a five-year-old Belgian Malinois. A total of 18 animals have been turned in due to the deportations. By @janettev.bsky.social 🐕 lataco.com/ice-raids-pe...
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Idk man. If my company’s social media team put words in my mouth (i.e. scrambling bad) which led to a bunch of people online taking the least charitable reading and calling me a klansman, I’d be pretty pissed.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
On this website full of hall monitors and dweebs? I doubt they know who won the Super Bowl last year.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
So you didn’t listen to it, and instead of doing so, or even (rightfully) calling out the social media team for misrepresenting the criteria for this list, you call Derrik a phrenologist? Because the people who are also calling that didn’t listen to it either? Very cool man. Very cool.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The pile on is actually insane.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Ok. Thank you for proving my point then…
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
People really need to log off.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Please don’t fall for the rage bait social post. This concept is completely value neutral.
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alex katson 🇯🇵 @katson.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
social team is trying to get Derrik killed this isn't what the bit is at all 😭😭😭
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
People looking at a picture, reading the headline, and coming to their own conclusions is just a symptom of the broader media illiteracy that plagues society.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 13/07/2025
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Truly one of those moments that makes you feel like you could open a restaurant.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I make a killer focaccia. This weekend I’m going to use it as a pizza crust.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Jesus Christ, Drew…
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
In a world full of chaos at least I know the gas is still gross.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The true throat GOAT
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Is this the dumbest man in America or the dumbest man in the world?
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
BUT!
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Biches
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
You rule Mina
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The satchel kind of gives it away, no?
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The best hitters have 20/10 vision so I imagine that’s how.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Stephen A is really playing Solitaire at the Final lmao
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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Harrison Levitan @harrisonlevitan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Never doubt the effect of a single person: Today, I stood alone in the rain for hours at the ICE facility in Burlington MA. Nothing but a soggy piece of cardboard messed with their day. They just had to intimidate me, had to back me up. All in a day’s work. You’re more powerful than you know.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
How much of that is a good % of people not knowing what “due process” actually means?
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I think I speak for all of us when I say that we are sewer dwellers who thrive on shitty jokes.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Feeling abardoned and détestable
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sounds like someone who drank the hose water.
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hell yeah!!
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Andrés Zapatero @schumatrix.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I didn’t think Ray Hudson could ascend to a further different plane of existence but here we are.
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