iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 19/08/2026

Seeing random middle aged guy drinking a glass of Chardonnay on his porch while watching the sunset. “Damn I wish I had that life” wait a second, there’s no reason I couldn’t do that shit too. What’s stopping me? Anyways enjoy this sunset I guess

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 13/08/2026

Ah yeah this is the neighborhood drama I crave

A flyer demands the return of their beloved discontinued deli sandwich from local grocery store

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 08/08/2026

Someone calling out ai slop advertisements, with annotations at the capitol hill light rail station

A task rabbit ad vandalized to say “AI slop” with several slop tells circled

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 08/07/2026

Oh hey apropos of nothing, my girlfriend found your Tiny Hats On Cats book in a little free library and it has brought us endless joy.

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 17/06/2026

I made one for my hometown

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 25/04/2026

lol that was the other screenshot I was going to post

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 25/04/2026

I’m obsessed with it

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 15/02/2026

I read this line from the new Chinese Gatcha Game Arknights Endfield and the Communist Chinese National Anthem started playing in my head. "Just imagine how many lives we can improve with our construction capacity!"

Just imagine how many lives we can improve with our construction capacity. Says the industrialist anime girl with cat ears.

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 09/02/2026

When you finally see the ghosts that Darnold has been telling you about

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 08/02/2026

For 350 dollars you can have a crystal Minecraft Creeper www.swarovski.com/en-US/p-5701...

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 11/01/2026

Environmental storytelling

On a toilet a note written: “to flush hold down lever an *awkward* amount of time until it flushes successfully”

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 23/11/2025

Huh interestingly Star Citizen is more popular on twitch, although that might have to do with them having a currently running twitch drops campaign

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 12/11/2025

They gave me a paper record of how bad I am at claw machines

A receipt for the Korean spa, with a dozen or so 1000 won entries for the claw machine

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 27/10/2025

You underestimate how much I value smiles

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 08/10/2025

My better offline challenge coin came!

NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAY THEYVE DONE TO THE COMPUTER NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAY THEYVE DONE TO THE COMPUTER NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAY THEYVE DONE TO THE COMPUTER NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR WHAY THEYVE DONE TO THE COMPUTER

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 06/10/2025

A lunchtime walk in war torn Portland Oregon.

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 26/09/2025

Time for me to buy a lottery ticket, the half full jug of washer fluid in my garage PERFECTLY refilled my washer fluid, no excess.

An empty jug of wiper fluid being poured into a receptacle, which is so perfectly full that the surface tension is visible

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 25/09/2025

Crushed (Piano) might be the most on the nose one of these I've seen

A labler indicates that this poster will die by being crushed by a piano

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 12/09/2025

Why this construction site frog look like he wanna top me

A frog which appears to be the mascot for some sort of vapor barrier company poses seductively with one frog hand on his frog hip. He has undeniable top energy

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 11/08/2025

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 21/07/2025

It’s very funny how every MainStage video of Capitol Hill block party has the gas station in the background

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 11/07/2025

However we can and should make fun of him for this

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 30/06/2025

Fun scenes at the Seattle Pride Parade with Mojang Studios

The author with a creeper glitter tattoo and Minecraft shirt

Our social media guy in a minecart hugging a creeper plushie

A bunch of marchers with pride creeper balloons

Creeper balloons in front of the cinerama

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 27/05/2025

Lets play a game called: "Is it an indie band or placeholder text that slipped into prod?"

Spotify's algorithmic recommendations recommending an artist called Lorem, presumably so named for the famous Lorem Ipsum placeholder text

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 07/05/2025

Weird sun halo in Seattle today! Visible to the naked eye but easier to see with sunglasses.

A partial rainbow halo around the sun, the area inside the halo is noticeably darker

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 05/05/2025

You might as well put this on now

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 16/04/2025

Oh my god apparently it's a default password situation: polara.com/wp-content/u... support.polara.com/article/652-...

Reddit post:
yxorp 4d ago
Oh no, I just easily found the programming manual for these. It uses Bluetooth, there’s a free app and a default password.

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 02/04/2025

Sometimes Reddit is great

Reddit post on r/whatisit entitled: bug with shows on
Subtitle “Clomping about like he owns the place”
Attached is a picture of a spider looking insect that does appear to have shoes on.

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 21/03/2025

Okay I know this is a totally harmless and even charming thing but god if it doesn’t sound like the setup for something sinister

Come and walk the labyrinth, the poster entreats us

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 20/03/2025

I used to have this delightful enamel MS Paint Pin that tragically fell off of my backpack on a Connector bus at some point. You could even draw on the canvas with dry erase markers!

An enamel pin of MS Paint from Studio Cult

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Schuldberg @schuldberg.com · 20/03/2025

On a whim, me and some friends bought American Truck Simulator on sale and drove trucks co-op around the PNW while listening to KEXP on the in game radio. Got me feeling a particular sort of way.