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David M. Schulman 🦅

@schul.dev
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Frontend web dev / Philly synth head / Build it up / Tear it down 🎹 🚲 🏙️ 🥨 dmschulman.com www.phillyipsum.com

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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 29/09/2026
josh hawley sure has some thin skin! i guess he's still sensitive about the fist pump he gave to the insurrectionists on jan 6 before the capitol was stormed. it definitely isn't about the jan 6 investigation because the lies he shared about phone tapping have already proven to be false
Josh Hawley, wearing a suit and red tie, giving a show of support to an angry mob that would later storm the US Capitol building causing millions in damage and costing police officers their lives
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 29/09/2026
how is it that donald trump's own america.gov AI can correctly answer "who won the 2020 us presidential election?" but none of trump's judicial nominees or cabinet nominees can provide an answer to such a simple question?
Asking america.gov "who won the 2020 us presidential election?". It returns the correct answer "joseph r biden jr won the 2020 us presidential election"
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 25/09/2026
everyone else is doing it wrong!
Peep show, The Venture Brothers, 30 Rock, The Boondocks, Veep, Deadwood, Hacks, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 25/09/2026
hey you dropped this:
A DVD cover with the words "Entourage the complete series" above a picture of 5 dbags
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 25/09/2026
i think we've found liebot's dad?
A comic panel of a robot with sunglasses talking to an otter about why America is a superior country
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 22/09/2026
also holy shit, 10 paragraphs down the biden admin decertified "about 200" insurance brokers who fraudulently signed people up for obamacare to curb abuse. the trump admin put all those brokers back in business!
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 22/09/2026
TIL the apply.fbijobs.gov website has a cute maintenance page
Two dogs with FBI vests sitting next to the Reflecting Pool, "we're sniffing out updates for you" appears above them
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 03/09/2026
Cartoon of a dumb man in a red hat wearing a lot of ribbon awards
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 01/09/2026
"A 2025 collaboration between Fishtown Pickle Project and Miller's Twist in Reading Terminal Market resulted in Philly Dilly spears wrapped in a soft, sweet pretzel dough." Craig LaBan / Staff
Pickles, limp, inside of pretzel dough
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 25/08/2026
very reassuring to see instagram start to run political think tank ads almost exclusively with a little less than 3 months before the midterms
Instagram ad of a doofus in a colorful shirt who owns a weapons manufacturing company being normalized as a totally regular guy by the Pacific Research InstituteInstagram ad with a picture of Theodore Roosevelt with the text "conservatives are taking back conservation" which is of course bullshit
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 11/08/2026
the AI generated real estate solicitation doesn't exactly inspire confidence
An AI generated flyer showing a large building with PUB on the sign flanked by parked cars and an American flag
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 05/08/2026
tucker's not wrong! but tucker's also a regressive elite who benefits from the status quo and a huckster of the highest degree who can likely peel off some thickheaded progressives (who still haven't learned a single lesson from 2016 or 2024) and drive a small dem wedge uncommitted/green party style
A group of smiling white people sitting around a table
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 05/08/2026
breakfast pretzel
A toasted soft pretzel on a plate with a pile HONEY mustard
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 01/07/2026
putting aside all the other obvious problems of a president directly profiting from his office, his crypto hit an ATH of $75 right after it started, now trades around $1.65.
a price chart of trump coin over a 1-year period, the line plummets over time
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 11/06/2026
kelvin's god squad they are not.
A group of muscular men flexing their muscles in the name of Christ
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 08/06/2026
am i doing this right?
A cool man saying "i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 12/05/2026
Video game Theo Von saying "Cocaine will turn you into a damn OWL, homie."
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 07/04/2026
going to see a lot more AI bullshit over the next few days. here's one from facebook i came across this evening:
Fake AI image of a large crater on the moon with the Earth floating in the background
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 10/03/2026
it's not called stand-up anymore it's called experiencing
Flyer for the Piven Experience presented by Game Changer Entertainment. Eat Italian food in Deptford, NJ while the guy who played a used car salesman in a movie yells at you
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 04/03/2026
bill corgan? the podcaster?
A man with a mustache wearing headphones and talking into a microphone
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 03/03/2026
this was just this morning on facebook, where marketing influencers scrape the bottom of the barrel for talent and ideas by posting horrific AI-gen videos of car crashes and nuclear missile attacks. if only they could feel shame or any sense of remorse over doing the absolute worst things for money.
Fake AI video of a smoke plume and shockwave from a missile impact on a city in a large desert
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 03/03/2026
A sicko of a man standing in front of a window cackling
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 01/03/2026
philly why are we flying the hamas flag at an anti iran war protest?
A crowd of people protesting the Iran war by flying the flag of an Iranian proxy terrorist group
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 18/02/2026
it's nice to see sly get the ai slop "no one called me on my birthday 1 like = 1 wish" treatment. also heart warming to see jason statham is truly stalone's ride or die expendable
ai slop of two old men in a hospital room, one laying in a hospital bed holding a cake with their name written on it, but backwards. happy birthday, i guess, sylvester stallone!
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 18/02/2026
this is where we exile people when they get kicked out of philly
A sign that says "penn's landing" suspended over a road
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 12/02/2026
we'll see what actually happens but the only reason this has come to pass has to do with the immense strength of a community who peacefully witnessed and loudly protested against a federal occupation of their city. these everyday people didn't back down in the face of fascism. and they won.
A crowd of people using their smart phones to record ICE agents, clowns who are clearly dressed for battle in Fallujah and not the streets of Minneapolis
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 05/02/2026
dave hoch? the guy who campaigned for governor wearing a sandwich board?
A naked man wearing an Uncle Sam hat and wearing a sandwich board over his body reading "the naked truth about minnesota govt, hoch for governor"
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 01/02/2026
A cartoon graphic of a person waving with the text "why calling a person of means a billionaire is toxic class reductionism"
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 25/01/2026
damn when you've lost delco's own christine flowers...
Commentator Christine Flowers thoughts about the Alex Peretti shooting. Even she can see through DHS and the white houses bs
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 25/01/2026
some more pig slop
Fake AI generated video on Facebook of an ICE officer and a police officer tearing the agents face mask offFake AI generated video on Facebook of a law enforcement officer laying in a snowy street. I guess he slipped on ice?Fake AI generated video on Facebook of cops arresting an ICE officerFake AI generated video on Facebook of a black pastor yelling at an ICE officer on the steps of a church. The pastor is dressed in a cardinal frock
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 25/01/2026
i kind of miss the days of shrimp jesus. now instead of AI gen disabled veterans asking for birthday wishes we have fake videos of immigrants assaulting ICE. posting for posterity just in case your racist uncle starts texting family about antifa super soldiers hurting innocent fed law enforcement.
Fake AI video on Facebook of a black man in a food truck grabbing the hand of an ICE agent through a closed window? Vegetables are on a grill in front of him. Who fries tomatoes??Fake AI video on Facebook of a man dual welding gas pumps sitting an ICE officer with gasolineFake AI video on Facebook of a large muscular black man yelling at an ICE officer. Are they supposed to be in Minneapolis? There's no snow on the ground and none of them are wearing winter gearFake AI video on Facebook of men in Police vests arresting and perp walking 2 people in tan ICE vests. They look upset. If only ICE agents went around wearing vests that said ICE...
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 24/01/2026
hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social this still you? you were willing to take the american people to the brink for the ACA and they supported it! does the bat go away when thugs with guns kill american citizens in the street in the name of the government? absolute pathetic loser shit not standing up now
hakeem jeffries holding a baseball bat and looking tough to defend healthcare, but when people are actually dying he's nowhere to be found
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 24/01/2026
the american public still remembers how empty and self-aggrandizing your support for BLM was last time life was lost, but hey at least you showed some backbone by speaking up now? utter failure of leadership at every level. you shut the govt down over less 2mo ago. principals aren't enough anymore?
a bunch of old white rich politicians wearing african kente cloth and kneeling
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 13/01/2026
dilberitos for all
A colorful package containing the famed Dilberito, a 100% vegan burrito from the now deceased creator of Dilbert
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 06/01/2026
like what are we even doing anymore? lazy bottomfeeder smol bean slop
AI image of Nicholas Maduro DJingAI image of Nicholas Maduro smoking a cigaretteAI image of Nicholas Maduro in a gray jumpsuit with a breakdown of his outfitAI image of Nicholas Maduro with blonde hair sitting on Puff Daddy's lap
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 17/12/2025
just some examples of what i'm seeing in my feed today. i don't discount that some of this kind of thing is shared by well meaning people, but it all contributes to a narrative and meant to red-pill curious jews who are rightfully angered about the state of things in our world. i find it frightening
A chart showing mosques being established faster than synagoguesA hassidic man wearing tallit taking to a black Israelite A social media post accusing the American Psychological Association of antisemitism A social media post accusing educators in Philadelphia of being anti Israel
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 06/11/2025
in addition to training them, we should be feeding our troops
a painting of a man standing up in a crowd and saying something clearly important
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 03/11/2025
glad cuomo got this guy's endorsement. should be a strong pull for his base
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 23/10/2025
if i wrote a children's book
a kids book with a cartoon blowfish on the cover titled "nothing ever happens"
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 22/10/2025
it's silly to consider anything on facebook is real these days, but i can't help but feel unreasonably agrivated by one delco neighbors group that posts philly-centric AI slop and tries to pass it off as genuine (not to mention they're huffing refinery fumes saying "the navy was born in delco")
ai slop of a lava chasm in the streetai slop of women drinking wine in a vineyardai slop of a box of breadai slop of a navy battle ship
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 18/10/2025
it's good day to protest a king, philadelphia
gritty punching hitler
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 18/10/2025
musk and MAGA's bizarre fixation on wikipedia is bubbling over, just like every other MAGA culture war issue the last few weeks. and like every other shooting we're going to learn the guy was a terminally online right-wing nutter and they'll disappear from the news cycle.
An anti-wikipedia tweet from elon musk with a retweet by libsoftiktok
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 15/10/2025
pittsburgh post-gazette had a good chart on a similar story illustrating how it'll affect people in western PA. some counties the increase is as high as 82%. this is what our neighbors who keep PA purple voted for i guess, but it's going to backfire incredibly hard for GOP whyy.org/articles/pen...
A chart illustrating how PA ACA health plans will rise depending on income level, those making $22,000-$29,000 will see an increase of 117% in their premiums
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 14/10/2025
i've never wanted to do something less
A popup on the WaPo homepage promoting free access if you use an AI web browser
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 14/10/2025
Mad Men Don Draper saying "I don't think about you at all"
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 14/10/2025
people, what are we doing? $TMQ
A penny stock, TMQ, soaring 400% in 3 months, green stock chart going up staggeringly because the POTUS now chooses winners and losers in the free market economy
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 23/09/2025
good to know that charles schulz is dead because he would hate living in 2025
the peanuts characters dancing around a minivan
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 20/09/2025
apple designers from 2007 should sue for infringement
advertisement for the trump gold card, a gold credit card looking visa
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 18/09/2025
twitter literally set up a hotline for the GOP because senator's requests to takedown mean posts became so overwhelming. this article also has the best opening graf i've read in a while. pining for 2019 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
article text: when the white house called up twitter in the early morning hours of sept 9, 2019 official had what they believed was a serious issue to report: famous model chrissy teigen had just called donals trump a "pussy ass bitch" on twitter and the white house wanted the tweet to come down
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David M. Schulman 🦅 @schul.dev · 17/09/2025
please have some sympathy for AI slop ed sheeran
thumbnail of a fake AI generated ed sheeran tribute song to the late charlie kirk
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