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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 1h

Someone send help: a teenager just called me a “grown ass man.”

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 23/09/2026

A very good end to a very good day: seeing @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social with Sequoia!

Selfie outside the king’s theater marquee for John green

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 11/09/2026

Pure coincidence I got tickets for the David Dinkins observation deck visit today. Certainly got emotional once I saw this view of World Trade 💙

View of downtown Manhattan with the freedom tower in view

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 03/09/2026

The Democrats are losing the messaging game. This should obviously be called “BLUISIANA.”

A political text saying “⚠️ BLUE TSUNAMI ALERT ⚠️ Louisiana on cusp of going BLUE. Far-right in mounting panic as Bannon calls upon MAGA to “come to voting precincts armed.””

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 20/08/2026

Seeing 3OH!3 in concert nearly 20 years later than the last time I saw them. Did I scream sing the chorus of “Don’t Trust Me” into my wife’s face? Absolutely. A powerful message is a powerful message. Timeless.

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 16/07/2026

New limited series podcast in the works :)

A photo of my view of watching Twilight at home

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 30/06/2026

I know they’re doing a play on the “goes great with” descriptor, but super bold to make a registered trademark that could be interpreted as cannibalism.

A box of Entemann’s donuts with the slogan “goes great with people™️”

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 14/06/2026

My beloved 2025–2026 NBA CHAMPION NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS.

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 11/06/2026

Me when the #Knicks comeback started getting real.

Taylor swift sipping beer in a Knicks cup like 👀

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 11/06/2026

The first half tragedy is just a setup for the greatest comeback of all time.

View form my seat at the nba finals game 4

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 06/06/2026

Watching TV with my 19,099 closest friends.

View at the MSG away game watch party
For finals game 2

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 26/05/2026

LOL ZOHRAN RETWEETED VIVEK RAMASWAMY'S CAVS POST AFTER THE KNICKS SWEEP WAS COMPLETE. THIS DUDE RULES.

a twitter screenshot of Zohran RTing Vivek posting that he was courtside at the Cavs game 4, series-ending loss to the Knicks

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 22/05/2026

Knew the Knicks had this game on lock when I saw this fan eating lasagna behind Mike Breen’s head.

A fan eating lasagna behind Mike Breen’s head.

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 01/05/2026

Checked the Knicks score once I got home and responded to all the nice texts people sent me.

Knicks 72, Hawks 22 with 4:39 left in the second quarter

Me responding “I love basketball” to four friends

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 24/04/2026

*very Arctic Monkeys voice*

A license plate that reads “RU K!ND?” on a truck

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 04/04/2026

Please, Robitussin is my father. Call me…

A photo of generic Robitussin called “Tussin DM”

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 02/04/2026

Easily my all-time favorite tweet.

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 22/03/2026

I cancelled a hotel reservation and the confirmation page greyed out the image of the hotel like it DIED.

A Hampton Inn cancellation screen but the hotel image is black and white for some reason

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 24/02/2026

UPDATE: fought a wall.

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 21/02/2026

Shoutout to the venues in AUS & NZ that let me take home these @newestolympian.bsky.social posters, shoutout to my wife for secretly putting them up on bedroom door before clarifying with me this was a joke and they should go in my studio immediately.

Me standing in front of two posters promoting live shows, one of which is comically large

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 06/02/2026

Sat next to two pretentious dudes on the train (one wearing this hat) who were discussing if their friend’s girlfriend was attractive enough to “warrant the hassle” of dating her. At one point, one asked the other if they should start a podcast. We cannot let these dweebs near an RSS feed.

A hideous, plaid fedora on a train table

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 27/01/2026

Went to the Melanie documentary Wikipedia out of curiosity and this is the least surprising part.

Melania is Ratner's first film since numerous women accused him of sexual misconduct in 2017,[3][5] and he was the only person considered for the job.[7] Ratner produced the pro-Trump documentary The Man You Don’t Know in 2024.[8]

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 21/12/2025

Instagram changing the “message” button to “Say hi” sucks so much.

Screenshot of the IG message button which now reads “Say hi”.

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 25/11/2025

Science textbook cover ass looking vegetable (it was delicious).

A photo of Romanesco broccoli I bought at the grocery store

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 05/11/2025

Shoutout to @waldville.bsky.social, an earlier supporter who fully believed.

longer text where I asked if the move was to support Lander or look out for someone else and Noah said he donated to Zohran's campaign and hopes ranked choice voting would help.

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 05/11/2025

Full screenshot of the exchange with my buddy @waldville.bsky.social. I distinctly remember looking up his campaign on Wikipedia and thinking “This would be nice, but it’ll never happen.” I am so happy to have been so wrong.

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Mike Schubert @schub.es · 05/11/2025

Yes, me from a year ago, he does.