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Schrodinger's Catgirl

@schrocatgirl.bsky.social
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Nonbinary catgirl They/Them. Adhd, autistic, awesome. I make memes and shitpost. Sometimes I stream. I am probably gayer than you twitch.tv/schrodingerscatgirl 18+ only 🐈‍⬛️ Memes, Art, shitposting, kink related sometimes 🚫 no minors, no AI, no nft

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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just walked around a shadow because I thought it was something in the way. Is this a metaphor???
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Depression is hitting a bit hard again. Stay strong friends
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I worked 12 hours today and drove a van for 3 of it. Wedding shuttles are exhausting. Just got home
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any day now this bone will hatch from my flesh and be free
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eepy
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes, friendship is waddling away from the toilet mid shit so your homie can pee, clenching your cheeks for dear life
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Biblically accurate angel, but imstead of eyes its really nice titties, like aggressively nice badonkers, aerodynamic mammeries beyond mortal ken
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I washed my bedding too late into the day and only now at 3am am i able to lay in it because it takes FOREVER to dry lmao. It feels amazing to lay down
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate getting sick right when I make plans. Universe says no
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will bite. Chomp chomp motherfucker
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh oh oh O'Reilly's you know Never believe it's not so
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Im lewd, im rude, and im usually in a bad mood. If people dont like me, or cant handle me, thats not on me. Im not gonna be everyone's shot of whiskey, and thats okay. I say weird things because im a traumatized weirdo. I still wish all my ex friends the best though.
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If gender is what's in your pants, my gender is the fall of capitalism and a fat fucking ass
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want a polycule so complicated it needs a flow chart and a pie chart to understand. Call it a bi chart
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want a girlfriend. And I want my girlfriend to have a girlfriend. And I want them both to have a boyfriend. And I want that boyfriend to have a furry he hangs out with that hes not dating. And I want that furry to have a girlfriend and a boyfriend who are dating my boyfriend. And they all kiss.
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine being in a week long time loop, and your period starts the second day
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big fan of women
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I write Sims not tragedies *deletes the ladder in the pool*
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*gives you bedroom eyes* hot, super chill, always welcome *gives your bedroom eyes* terrifying, I wish it was a typo, opposite of horny, still would hit
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A SECOND FURRY HAS UWU'D THE TOWER
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes i also stop myself from saying something weird just in case its too much. I dont want any double negative Sim interactions with my oomfs
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes my friends say something unhinged and it just releases a demon inside me and it just rrrrrrrs
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stab your boba in the eye
Boba tea with a cute face on the lid, stabbed in the eye if the face with a straw
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Girls can have a little hostile takeover of nations, as a treat
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"We're breaking up up up! You know that it's over" In the tune of Golden lol
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just want an rpg I can play on my phone that's not utter bullshit gacha stupidity. Just wanna make number go up
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was gonna drink shitty beer and watch anime but my TV remote died and I dont have any triple a batteries 😭😭😭
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Get your WOKE SATANIC PENIS away from my feed! Jk, that's my new band name
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@luciluneon.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUNKY LIL DUDE I FREAKING LOVE YOU platonically I HOP3 YOU SURVIVE ANOTHER YEAR IN THIS DISTOPIAN HELLACAPE
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me, sobbing as I add extra cheese on my bologna sandwich: I'm worth it! I'm worth it!!! 😭😭😭
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've never once played deltarune
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm calling it now the end of Deltarune is going to be a movie by Toby Fox after they banish the Angel in the prophecy which is probably the player
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I say big they energy out loud it sounds like big gay energy, and I wish to have both
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The catgirls yearn for the mines
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I made bbq chicken and mashed potatoes and baked beans for myself for my birthday. It was good. Its about the only thing I can make decently lmao
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy birthday to me :< feeling melancholy
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stress balls are useless. Fidget toys belong in the trash. The only thing that will soothe me is to BITE!
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My cat ears stay ON during the sword duel to our deaths
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Marinating some chimkin for my birthday tomorrow. Gonna have BBQ chicken, mashed potato and baked beans. Might shitpost a bunch tomorrow too to help mask the pain
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oops! Got your bush!
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oops! Got your [screams of the eternal damned, doomed to waste away in the void until the heat death of the netherverse] Teehee~☆
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why is this bathroom door slightly reflective 😭😭😭 i dont wanna see my Thanksgiving turkey body while I shit
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
CHIITAN NO DONT LOOK AT MY DEPRAVITY YOU'RE TOO PURE
Screenshot of my notifications, which shows Chiitan the mascot liking my post that says "im not a furry but I'm into furries"
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not a furry but im into furries
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The Mell 🐱 @mellmellmewo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
😎 Damn girl are you afk? Cuz we're fucking losing, get back on the game
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You fucking hard, or hardly fucking? 😎👉👉
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just call me 9/11 the way I'm into bush 🥵🥵🥵
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As I sit here pooping, I am making loud obnoxious noises imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a dog, and it turned into me making noises as if he was a groan tube and I cant stop giggling
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Made this for the bottoms I know
Picture of a wooden bread box to store bread with yellow text on top that says
Go on and
Get inside

The way you
Wanna be bread
So bad
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