Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just walked around a shadow because I thought it was something in the way. Is this a metaphor??? 040
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Depression is hitting a bit hard again. Stay strong friends 140
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I worked 12 hours today and drove a van for 3 of it. Wedding shuttles are exhausting. Just got home 010
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Any day now this bone will hatch from my flesh and be free 020
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes, friendship is waddling away from the toilet mid shit so your homie can pee, clenching your cheeks for dear life 130
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Biblically accurate angel, but imstead of eyes its really nice titties, like aggressively nice badonkers, aerodynamic mammeries beyond mortal ken 050
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I washed my bedding too late into the day and only now at 3am am i able to lay in it because it takes FOREVER to dry lmao. It feels amazing to lay down 010
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate getting sick right when I make plans. Universe says no 110
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I will bite. Chomp chomp motherfucker 150
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh oh oh O'Reilly's you know Never believe it's not so 120
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Im lewd, im rude, and im usually in a bad mood. If people dont like me, or cant handle me, thats not on me. Im not gonna be everyone's shot of whiskey, and thats okay. I say weird things because im a traumatized weirdo. I still wish all my ex friends the best though. 020
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If gender is what's in your pants, my gender is the fall of capitalism and a fat fucking ass 060
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I want a polycule so complicated it needs a flow chart and a pie chart to understand. Call it a bi chart 191
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I want a girlfriend. And I want my girlfriend to have a girlfriend. And I want them both to have a boyfriend. And I want that boyfriend to have a furry he hangs out with that hes not dating. And I want that furry to have a girlfriend and a boyfriend who are dating my boyfriend. And they all kiss. 060
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Imagine being in a week long time loop, and your period starts the second day 050
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I write Sims not tragedies *deletes the ladder in the pool* 020
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026*gives you bedroom eyes* hot, super chill, always welcome *gives your bedroom eyes* terrifying, I wish it was a typo, opposite of horny, still would hit 230
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sometimes i also stop myself from saying something weird just in case its too much. I dont want any double negative Sim interactions with my oomfs 110
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sometimes my friends say something unhinged and it just releases a demon inside me and it just rrrrrrrs 110
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Girls can have a little hostile takeover of nations, as a treat 231
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"We're breaking up up up! You know that it's over" In the tune of Golden lol 010
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I just want an rpg I can play on my phone that's not utter bullshit gacha stupidity. Just wanna make number go up 130
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I was gonna drink shitty beer and watch anime but my TV remote died and I dont have any triple a batteries 😭😭😭 020
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Get your WOKE SATANIC PENIS away from my feed! Jk, that's my new band name 040
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@luciluneon.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUNKY LIL DUDE I FREAKING LOVE YOU platonically I HOP3 YOU SURVIVE ANOTHER YEAR IN THIS DISTOPIAN HELLACAPE 140
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Me, sobbing as I add extra cheese on my bologna sandwich: I'm worth it! I'm worth it!!! 😭😭😭 040
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm calling it now the end of Deltarune is going to be a movie by Toby Fox after they banish the Angel in the prophecy which is probably the player 030
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When I say big they energy out loud it sounds like big gay energy, and I wish to have both 030
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I made bbq chicken and mashed potatoes and baked beans for myself for my birthday. It was good. Its about the only thing I can make decently lmao 3121
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Happy birthday to me :< feeling melancholy 010
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Stress balls are useless. Fidget toys belong in the trash. The only thing that will soothe me is to BITE! 130
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My cat ears stay ON during the sword duel to our deaths 042
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Marinating some chimkin for my birthday tomorrow. Gonna have BBQ chicken, mashed potato and baked beans. Might shitpost a bunch tomorrow too to help mask the pain 000
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oops! Got your [screams of the eternal damned, doomed to waste away in the void until the heat death of the netherverse] Teehee~☆ 030
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Why is this bathroom door slightly reflective 😭😭😭 i dont wanna see my Thanksgiving turkey body while I shit 130
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026CHIITAN NO DONT LOOK AT MY DEPRAVITY YOU'RE TOO PURE 150
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Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026😎 Damn girl are you afk? Cuz we're fucking losing, get back on the game 240
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You fucking hard, or hardly fucking? 😎👉👉 020
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just call me 9/11 the way I'm into bush 🥵🥵🥵 061
Schrodinger's Catgirl @schrocatgirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026As I sit here pooping, I am making loud obnoxious noises imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger if he was a dog, and it turned into me making noises as if he was a groan tube and I cant stop giggling 040