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schrippelig.bsky.social

@schrippelig.bsky.social
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Hoomans had a peaceful easy 70 years here in Germany, that was fun.

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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They didn’t even pretend to respect this clown, there’s hope.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At some point we need to address the mental health part of this ridiculous form of religion.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, it’s not a smile, it’s a grimace.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He will try to stay alive….if he remembers.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We‘re doomed, not because of this near death orange, but the machine of enablers using him as distraction from the end game, eff this planet, we’re on our way to Mars.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are we really sure they don’t and I can’t believe we’re even considering that.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
See, it helped.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I meant “ his “ post 😬not yours.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Imagine to see his grin and find the strength to not punch him over and over again unless he finally stops to look like an AI animation to sell you shit.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As an outsider, your supreme thingy seems to be payed at least for a third by very bad people.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He’s gone, someone wrote that for him and that means: we’re officially effed…nice wig he’s performing, though, reminds of his mom’s hairdo.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And he even finds someone who put his grievances into poetry….
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Here’s Germany to accept the challenge on absolute brain dead stupidity….we did it once, we’ll do it again.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So you won’t pay him for the wildfire, didn’t ask him for the giant faucet in California being turned around by his adorable self and wonder about his temper tantrum? Also, Sir, do I get it right that you cancelled your sort of green deal, cause too expensive? Must be fake news, I know.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s a tragedy, my dear sane Americans, the inmates take over the asylum comes in mind.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Speak no ill of the dead ….Lady Lindsey is dead…..goed.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We can’t have a day off, can we 🙀
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He’s done, the drugs don’t camouflage his debility anymore and he wasn’t the sharpest knife to begin with.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He didn’t said Sir 😳
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He’s next to an amoeba at this point, but there are people listening to this vomited out word salad and clapping like seals….we are doomed.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Shall we hide in bunkers all around the world, cause this patient may target us, or is there someone sane enough in MERICA to get him in a straight jacket and get this devoted “Christians” in the same cell block.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Is there one Fettnäpfchen this guy doesn’t slips and drowns in?
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He‘s learning Chinese by just opening a file, genius.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Makes sense, idiots to secure his bunker….unfortunately most of them can’t resist to crime in the meantime, bad luck.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I don’t even know what he‘s enraged about, but to see our precious soon to be the first completely undeserved trillionaire still being bitter brings me so much joy.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
THESE signs are all customised and payed for by dark money, aux contraire to the creative, colourful and a little out of line ones shown at the « No Kings » rallies…..also the nerve 😳
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Made in the US isn’t the five star rating she hopes for….by European standards….still a Ben&Jerry’s fanatic, though.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just looked it up, me too, forgot about that little helper.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Same thoughts, another addition to the club, the democratic voters are hopefully tired of the restoration and will choose wisely, not an American as well, so ready to be yelled at.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wait until they get lost in the ballroom he‘s going to build for their security.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Nice slogan, ya know someone with thumbs to write that on a billboard?
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hi pets, we’re underpaid, let’s unionise 🐾🦴🐾
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh yes, please, fingers crossed for no last minute shenanigans 🤞
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So much hope, but also afraid of last minute shenanigans, normally the combined campaigning from MAGA + Russia should be a dead kiss, though 😬
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Even as a German I feel second hand embarrassment, I saw the entire speech, I hope he slips on his slime trail.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
JFC, I can see his slime trail from Germany, how to be trampled on by a bully, throwing European allies under the bus and looking absolutely pathetic, featuring Generalsekretär Rutte 😳
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sadistic geezer will take his own country back to the dark ages, all the biblical plagues included, but at least he has his name plastered all over the debris.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
They should be.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
As always, appreciated.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Und wer braucht das …richtig, niemand.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The problem with uplifting the underwhelming, at best mediocre MAGA folks, you need to get rid of everyone more intelligent and better looking to maintain the illusion of white excellence.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We can’t let this demented lunatic roll the dice of our doom, how is there a crowd to applaud that?
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Call his nurse, he’s done.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
What is the big one, grandpa? Are you going to nuke some random island and we need to cover your sorry 🍑?
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Are we as a species on a suicide mission? We have all brains to fix our road to extinction, but we let this imbecile roam freely?
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
JFC, rambling grandpa, please change the nuke button to the coke one, sincerely the effing ENTIRE WORLD.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you delete 👉but, it makes total sense.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
He has grandpa‘s 🍒nailed at his “next to take care of” calendar.
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schrippelig.bsky.social @schrippelig.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
AHHHHHHHHHH
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