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Bryan Schott

@schotthappens.com
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Publisher/Managing Editor - Utah Political Watch 📝 I write about politics. Sometimes it goes well. | 🧠 Unsupervised adult with ADHD. | 🏈 In a toxic relationship with the Oklahoma Sooners. DM for Signal. linkin.bio/schotthappens

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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 01/10/2026
Who did this?
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 29/09/2026
So. Much. Cope.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 25/09/2026
There are LITERALLY Chinese flags flying at the White House today, but Communism is the biggest threat we face in America? SMDH...
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 23/09/2026
The Donald Trump curse strikes again. NYG QB Jaxson Dart (from Utah) is expected to undergo season-ending knee surgery. Dart introduced Trump at a rally in May.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 21/09/2026
LOL! Quiet, piggy!
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 21/09/2026
This is really weird. I just got a fundraising email from John Fetterman that was sent by the "GOP Squad" fundraising email site. I'm on a bunch of GOP fundraising lists because I signed up to follow our members of Congress and those get sold to other candidates.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 20/09/2026
This is “Death of Stalin” territory. IYKYK
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 20/09/2026
You are the company you keep…
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 18/09/2026
President Trump announces he's barring CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House because he doesn't like their reporting. Smells a little fashy to me. I'm so glad that men aren't too emotional and irrational to hold elected office.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 16/09/2026
Fixed it for him…
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 16/09/2026
How much is a press pass for the Utah Legislature worth? ~$480,000 (and counting)
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 16/09/2026
He was a crucial vote to confirm RFK Jr. as Secretary of Measles and Diarrhea Lettuce. Maybe he should have discussed this when he could have fucking done something about it.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 16/09/2026
HOLY SHIT! The Trump administration paid federal employees $9.5 BILLION for paid administrative leave as part of DOGE's effort to shrink the federal government. Absolute incompetence.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 16/09/2026
If you read the letter, he’s being accused of attempting to doxx the student who had the “Happy Kirkmas” cake. If he did it, then he should face the consequences.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 16/09/2026
Buckle up…
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 15/09/2026
Sen. Mike Lee has a big case of the sads after the Supreme Court blocked Trump's executive order on mail ballots.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 14/09/2026
POTUS is having a normal one today...
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 12/09/2026
🚨ALERT🚨 We interrupt your algorithm for this emergency dog update. Carry on.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 10/09/2026
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 09/09/2026
I'm reading Utah Gov.Spencer Cox's book so you don't have to.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 09/09/2026
I’ve had legit dangerous people (not college professors) show up to my house and threaten me because of things I’ve written. Actual journalists (which Nick is not) have died doing their job. If you are donating money to Nick Shirley, you’re a fucking moron.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 09/09/2026
I just started reading Spencer Cox’s book (for work). HE MADE A TURNING POINT JOKE WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE SHOOTING OF CHARLIE KIRK! How the hell did he think that was a good idea. This was the introduction. What other literary horrors await me?
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 06/09/2026
I did Nazi these Space Force uniforms coming.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 06/09/2026
This quote from Utah Gov. Spencer Cox is a perfect example of how he’s abandoned every principle he ever had to try and get in Trump’s and MAGA’s good graces. I think he desperately wants to run for president, and sees this as his only path. So calculating. So sad
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 05/09/2026
🚨Urgent dog update!
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 02/09/2026
This is gross. Utah Sen. Mike Lee is using George Floyd and Derek Chauvin to fundraise. - Medical examiner findings confirmed Floyd died from Chauvin kneeling on his neck, not a drug overdose. - Chauvin was convicted of murder and pled guilty to using excessive force that caused Floyd's death.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 02/09/2026
People need to learn that two things can be true at the same time. Charlie Kirk DID say hateful things, and Tyler Robinson allegedly shooting him can be described as an act of hatred. Of course, this chud writes for the fake news site Post Millennial, so what can we expect?
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 02/09/2026
I like this one better…
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 31/08/2026
A new poll shows just 32% of Americans approve of President Trump's job performance. According to the same poll, 54% disapprove of the Iran War and 68% disapprove of Trump's handling of the Iran War. Only 25% say the U.S. is winning the war. www.umass.edu/news/article...
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 31/08/2026
Our 2-year anniversary discount ends today—20% off a full year of Utah Political Watch. No ads. No corporate ownership. Just independent accountability journalism funded by people like you. Hit the link below before it's gone. utahpolitics.news/2ndbirthday
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 28/08/2026
The newly revised map of the United States.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 28/08/2026
This is 🤌🤌🤌
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 27/08/2026
Nazism isn't a protected human category. It's a chosen ideology built entirely around deciding which humans don't deserve to live. Wearing a shirt mocking Nazis is not "the same immoral logic" as murdering someone. It's a punchline about people who acted on that logic. Try again.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 25/08/2026
What an absolute fucking child. Great job, MAGA!
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 25/08/2026
Today’s fit.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 25/08/2026
He’s completely out of ideas…
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 22/08/2026
Here's the rule that was used to remove Montes. The parliamentarian says the vote to reinstate violates the bylaws because her removal was proper under the bylaws, so the central committee does not have the power to do what they did.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 22/08/2026
This is weird. I noticed on my AirDrop that Teena Horlacher, who is a ringleader of the far-right cadre of Republicans in Davis County (and quite possibly a sovereign citizen), is here today. It's quite likely that she's behind the effort to restore the ousted members and vice chair.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 22/08/2026
We're finally counting the "yes" votes to limit debate to 5 minutes. Each counter has two "observers" following closely behind watching their every move. Here's video:
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 22/08/2026
A delegate just came to the microphone to ask, "Who is this gentleman standing next to the microphone and intimidating people?" The chair explains that he's a "mic minder" to keep decorum. During the May meeting, several delegates nearly came to blows over the use of the microphone.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 22/08/2026
They placed large signs throughout the school that say, "Take back your party today." Their motto is "The power belongs to the people. We're here to keep it that way."
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 21/08/2026
Is the guy in the blue jumper Jeffrey Epstein?!
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 20/08/2026
Just in case you missed it, I beat their story by 20 minutes.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 20/08/2026
I bet this goes so hard if you're stupid. In his latest fundraising email, Sen. Mike Lee is asking people to give him money, which will somehow show Democratic Sen. John Fetterman he would be welcomed with open arms into the GOP.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 18/08/2026
I have questions…
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 16/08/2026
This just jumped onto the list of my all-time favorite gifts. (It’s a reference to a favorite @pattonoswalt.bsky.social joke) My son-in-law 3D printed it for me. My wife absolutely HATES it.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 15/08/2026
It's my birthday today. I usually don't make a big deal out of it, but this year I'm actually asking for something. Consider throwing a few bucks in the Utah Political Watch tip jar. I don't rely on corporate backers, so your support is what keeps this going. Tip Jar: utahpolitics.news/tip-jar/
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 14/08/2026
Nope!
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 11/08/2026
Rep. Lee is America’s literacy crisis made flesh. The article clearly says the risk was “theoretical” in the very first sentence. That’s how science works. Covid was brand new, so of course it was theoretical.
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026
A'ja Wilson and Aliyah Boston would destroy this guy. I hope the WNBA takes him up on this. It might get all the weirdo chuds who are obsessed with genitalia to shut up.
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