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schocar.bsky.social

@schocar.bsky.social
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Command grab
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You know things are going bad when this is all your parents are saying to you
My father responding to a text about timing with "Ok. Welcome to adult life. 🙂"My mother texting "Hmm, adulting is hard.
And expensive"
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Wait she's also got the sniper class weapon so
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Obligatory
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Yeah sure man just one sip
Big straw
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Lucky, my brain just tells me this
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You are less than an hour away from me what do you MEAN it's gonna take another 10 days to get here?!?!
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"I thought you could impress your coworkers by reading a book about women" -my sister? For some reason?
The book "Liar Temptress Soldier Spy: Four Women Undercover in the Civil War" by Karen Abbott
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"Greg why did you choose your career path" I had two teens hit me with the tails gets trolled today as I told them what a chamber pot was. Makes it all worth it
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Nightmare scenario today working at the museum with a coworker for the first time and having to talk to them after a visitor leaves like
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
All of my solidarity with the working class leaving my body when I have a shift with that one coworker
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You are not immune to propaganda Garfield but it says "alien catgirl" and I gave Garfield the cartoon "girl eyelashes" and green antennae.
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schocar.bsky.social @schocar.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I've learned a lot watching @overlysarcastic.bsky.social over the years, and while their Frankenstein review helping me medal in Academic Decathlon was cool and all, I think being able to solve this crossword instantly takes the cake.
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