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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

People upset about Lupita Nyong'o playing Helen of Troy are gonna have a stroke when they see Shamar Moore's new gig.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsay Graham would still be alive if there were breathable air up Trump's ass.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Don't worry, Mitch. Housekeeping is preparing your room as we speak.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Random thought: Did Charlie Kirk list his gums on his organ donor card? He could have helped so many.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Thoughts and prayers to FLOTUS/floater Melania Drumpf. This evening could not have been easy for someone this fresh from the bombing of her so-called movie.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It's kinda too bad that the name Insane Clown Posse is already trademarked. It would be perfect for the Republican party.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

To be perfectly fair, Kennedy ended his presidency with roughly the same number of functioning brain cells as Trump has now.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Seriously folks. Why is this rapist bigot pedophile cancerous piece of shit even given a speech right now? The fact he isn't rotting in jail should be a source or irredeemably shame for any American.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Fun fact: 73% of all people watching the Shite of the Union are hoping this is the time Drumpf strokes out on camera.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Pam Bondi claims Trump is "the most transparent president in the nation's history." C'mon, Pam. The only way Trump could ever be transparent is if someone kicked the shit out of him.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Let's not mince words. This Greenland shit is happening because America is overloaded with inbred hillbilly trash who voted for this to happen. Fuck you, America. You are the most stupid excuse for a country the world has ever seen and a cancer tumor on the unwiped asshole of humanity.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

The USA is a failed state collapsing under the weight of its own stupidity. They ruined their own country and now turning their drooling hillbilly sights on others. First Venezuela, now Greenland. Canada next? We can't let this shithole idiocracy spread. The world need to stand up to Nazi America.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Rubio at Trump's latest rambling "news conference" looks like a kid whose dad showed up at their school drunk.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Anyone who expected more from the Democrats is politely reminded that Democrats are American too. A lifetime of living up in a country whose only contribution to the world is showing the truly grotesque depths of human stupidity impacts everyone, regardless of political stripe.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans living in Canada or abroad. As for you poor schmucks still living in that deluded, shithole excuse for a country, you might wanna just skip the whole thing. You have nothing to be thankful for.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Since when is being POTUS considered "a normal life"?

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Anyone who thinks the orange piece of shit deserves credit for the Gaza ceasefire needs to explain why the great negotiator can't pass a simple spending bill in his own country.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Congratulations, Donald Trump, on stopping the war between Iceland and Papua New Guinea. Too long have those two countries encroached on each other's borders with escalating violence. I for one hope the casualties of this awful war get the med beds they need. Thank you, sir.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

This shit is happening because way to many Americans are fucking stupid. Never forget that.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I haven't seen this many crocodile tears since Steve Irwin passed away.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Breaking news: Trump administration further relaxing EPA toxic waste laws in anticipation of Charlie Kirk burial.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Breaking news: Lee Greenwood already penning Charlie Kirk funeral song, Gaslight in the Wind

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Someone needs to update CNN on how to spell piece of shit terrorist. Spoiler: it isn't A-C-T-I-V-I-S-T.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

As temptingly delicious as the irony might seem, we need to remember that the bullet which took out Charlie Kirk could have gone astray and hit a human.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Congratulations to Charlie Kirk. Today he finally gets to meet his hero, Adolf Hitler.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Amphibian is not a real world. There's no country called Amphibia on any map.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Donald Trump's worthless offspring don't love him. If they had 1/10000000 of a fuck to give about that dementia-riddled rapist sack of rat vomit, they would have taken away his phone years ago. He is just their meal ticket. Neither of them has a useful skill. They are just sponges on society.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Can someone tell me how the Trump-Epstein pedophile club is news? We've known that for years, yet millions of American trash voted for him. If you think it's gaining traction now, don't get your hopes up. Never underestimate the depths of US stupidity and the subhuman cowardice of its politicians.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Am I a bad person for seeing the news of Hulk Hogan's death and thinking, Yayyy, one less Trumper? Objectively speaking, the less people on earth who support that psychopathic, racist pedophile despot, the better.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I never really considered MAGA a coalition. I just assumed the racism, ignorance, stupidity and grotesque vileness all coalesced within individual MAGAts.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I got the dog to poop without him touching his food all day, so I'm basically Jesus without all the thorns and blood and stuff.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

I hear the world's trashiest country threw a military parade for a rapist today. How'd that go?

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Calling Trump's America a shithole country is grossly unfair to actual shitholes.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

So Elon says Trump is in the Epstein files, and it's somehow a giant revelation. Didn't we already know this? Much like the electric car, Elon is getting false credit for coming up with something new. Next week, he'll be credited with inventing ice cream.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Trump is ruining the colour orange the way Hitler ruined itty bitty moustaches.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

America is an embarrassment to our species.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

This is the shit that happens when a supposedly democratic country has the most pathetically stupid voters in the world.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

It's gotta be grating on Trump that the first ever American Pope is from Barack Obama's home city.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Wow, an American Pope. Did they install a gun cabinet in the Vatican yet?

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Has Trump taken credit for the election of an American Pope yet?

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Congratulations to the Conservative Party of Canada for finding a queer phobic piece of shit to fill in in the HoC while their racist piece of shit party leader desperately seeks a seat.

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Schneider's Moustache @schneiderstache.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Captain America would be a way more compelling character if he weren't named after a regressive state built by forced labour on stolen land.

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