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Schneebs

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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
As a Californian, I guarantee even a lowball whiskey sour would have Schiff facedown on the floor. Me? I’m like Rick Dalton.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Beth… they have a popcorn bucket modeled after Skars’s wicker abs and titties.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CALL ME. is terrible. CALL ME. is the best movie ever made.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like Dennis actually turns into Billy Beane at one point
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmm.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely like we wouldn’t notice that he said he couldn’t come up with a narrative form for story until 2023…
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Bryan Cranston voiced Fei Long (the Bruce Lee knockoff character) in STREET FIGHTER II: THE ANIMATED MOVIE
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My office.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m focusing on “MASHES”
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Street corn chicken with scorched brussel sprouts.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re all having fun at the expense of Schmitt but please look at Kennedy back here proudly, defiantly holding up the poster.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s one of the “defend women’s sports guys” telling a reporter that women’s basketball games don’t count…
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now watching a masterpiece by Panos and @badideas.bsky.social
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This you?
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reminds me of one of my fav lines in MONEYBALL
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think this might be the sexiest, most romantic thing I’ve ever seen in a movie.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes a movie can be silly, on-the-nose, and manipulative and still absolutely fucking nail you to your core. STRANGER THAN FICTION is the movie for me.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bills Mafia btw:
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jared Keeso could beat the ever loving shit out of every “tough guy” in Trump’s cabinet if he wanted to. Instead he makes shows about toxic masculinity with indigenous women and his gay friends. Be like Jared Keeso.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ah yes. Countering inequality by *checks notes* agreeing to pay exorbitant fees to billionaires in order to write an email without thinking. Brilliant gambit, sir!
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Title card for Always Sunny ep “The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountain”
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Aggie is feeling much better today. Tough girl, loves her perch.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Aggie is doing FANTASTIC!!! She was finally able to climb up to her perch this morning after being too groggy/tired yesterday. Still sleeping a lot but she’s a tough girl.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bring back the physical media packaging that’s presented as the main character’s psych eval and has a sticky note on how to play the fucking thing:
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I mean Baker himself says it’s an exaggerated version of something “relatable.” You arguing with the writer and director?
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think we as a filmgoing community have Baker way too much credit for what was actually depicted on screen. He’s said in numerous interviews that Bear is also a victim, that his original intent was to end with “fucked up Romeo & Juliet” and that he was going for the “relatable” trope of a crazy gf.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Angus looks like the Stonks guy in this still.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
See that other movie is funny because
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Your mom is Jean Grey for the MCU.
Kip saying “Your mom is Jean Grey”
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me with the strongest coffee ever:
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Whole movie starts with the heroine de-blimping on the top of the Empire State Building.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So take this letter to my wife And tell her that I loved my life And tell my boys the Lord, he found me When I say their names out loud, they're all around me And tell 'em not to cry at all Heaven is wherever I fall
Glen Hansard (RIP) in Cyrano
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah but
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here’s how I feel about this very well-written, sincere piece:
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We should start a list of ones that are effectively used in complete contradiction to their poppiness/catchiness.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My babies tonight.
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We saw you from across the bar and we liked your vibe
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Schneebs @schneebs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just finished rewatching WHAT HAPPENED WAS. Cant believe I didn’t know about this one given my BA focus was playwriting. Funny, scary, and ultimately the kind of sincere sadness I’m drawn to. My favorite two-hander. Noonan is so missed.
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