schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Trying to reduce cortisol levels in my body and not having coffee for the first hour or so of the day is nearly KILLING me. 😭 140 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It’s so hot, I’m melting. But a cold shower helped, as did drying off in front of a fan, enjoying the chill of it on my wet skin. 😁 It’s the small things that bring the biggest smiles. 280 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Today has been long and hard. I’m done. Ready for bed now! 190 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Been a minute since I posted, so I’m posting two. 1110 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Hey, guys. I’m broke as absolute hell as I’m trying very hard to keep my head above water while not allowing my ex to support me (which I refuse to do). So, I’ve set up an OF account and all my pics will be posted there from now on. Subscriptions are $5 (about £4.20) per month. 130 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Post-shower. I don’t want to get dressed today! 3211 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Chilled out Sunday afternoon, planning out my next tattoo. 🖤 And, tempting as it sounds, it’s probably not going to be a picture of @jamesy52.bsky.social’s face on my inner thigh. 🤣 1170 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I felt over-feral all morning and needed a cold shower… 5190 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It’s Friday the Fucking Thirteenth! Yasssss! Bring on the fuckery! 🖤🖤🖤 Also: it’s an archive pic today, because it’s too cold to strip off my sweater to take a new one. WTF is happening with the weather? It’s alternately sleeting and sunny. 0150 0
schmurfie.bsky.social @schmurfie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026First post here, so obviously I’m going right in with the boobs! I’m trying to keep my Threads cleaner, so all my feral shit will be here. #tiddies #boobs 5210 0