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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️

@schmuckubus.bsky.social
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If I'm gonna have a 2nd puberty then I need a 2nd BSky account for the part of me that's still a thirsty shitposting teen sapphic. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🧙📖✒️🎵🎮🎲🎭 Fuck fascists, nazis, capitalists, TERFS, SWERFS & AI slop. 🔞Minors DNI. All others, at your own risk. (she/her)

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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The pleasure is unlike anything else in the world, as she works the limb in and out of herself. Your eyelids droop with lust as she fucks herself, and you can feel the sensitive proto-bark at the tip curling and singe-ing away, as the fires deep within her slowly consume it, inch by agonizing inch!
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You feel the leaves on your crown rustle as her arm reaches out and you feel hot fingers wrapping around the newly severed branch, its connection to you still vital and alive. You open your eyes just in time to see your fulminous girlfriend plunge the entire branch deep into her hot snatch.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
As her long ungulate tongue reaches down your throat you feel her slowly, sensually.... twist and...snap!...it off. You buck backwards against her as she continues to kiss you deeply, passionately.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Then, the hand of your moosegirlfriend reaches around to where the new branch is growing and seizes the base of it firmly. She leans over your shoulder and gives you a mischievous look before kissing you deeply.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Your love smiles, and bends over, daintily plucking them one...at... a...time...with her burnished bronze teeth. You gasp as the exquisitely sensitive new leaves are peeled away until the tip of the branch is laid bare once more.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Tongues of gentle flame lick around the base of the fresh growth, but do not bite. You moan as you feel the new limb strain once more, and a with an unexpected pop! a few leaves unfurl from the tip.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Some more silly #smut I wrote a while back. Think "Cozy Tavern Vore" between a dryad, a moosegirl & a fire elemental. Your flaming girlfriend leans out of the hearth and runs her fingers along one of the newly grown twigs that you have sprouted from your hip, the green bark still so sensitive.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The thought of a commuter looking up and seeing her, exposed, like this made her wet with anticipation. She wondered if her lover would make her squirt again? Would some poor schmoe on his way to work beneath her regret not refilling his wiper fluid today? She bit her lower lip in anticipation....
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A gentle breeze toyed with her long dark hair and a confused seagull cawed at her as the rig of webbing pulled her into position.... upside down, legs spread into a Y, arms bound behind her back..... between the pillars of the Brooklyn bridge.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
She flexed her muscles against the glittering webs that bound her, knowing that she could release herself with a flick of her claws, but choosing to submit fully to the power of the finest rigger in the city.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
She was drawn inexorably upwards into the suspension rig her girlfriend had constructed for her, all of the loose strands of webbing tightening across her bare skin, caressing her and supporting her even as she felt them firmly constricting her movements.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A little #kinky spider lady x catgirl #smut for a Saturday afternoon: The spider woman gently laid the last strand of webbing across the small of her back, and then pulled the bundle taut in one slow smooth motion.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
It's 1am, and I'm got sapphic imposter syndrome because I'm not into Women's Soccer.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Estrogen is one helluva drug.
A picture of a woman, cropped from the chin down, in a red and pink striped top, and grey panties. One hand is tucked into the waistband of her panties and the other is resting along her leg.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The only reason I choose to describe the last week in terms of "unbridled debauchery" is because neither of us is into Pony Play....
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Piecing together outputs from different conversations with my wife and girlfriends, I'm unhappy to report that my new band name is now *The Elmo Sex Tape Experience.* Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!" Who wants to make us some album art? @lisaspank.bsky.social??
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Piecing together outputs from different conversations with my wife and girlfriends, I'm unhappy to report that my new band name is now *The Elmo Sex Tape Experience.* Our first album will be titled: "Your Sphincter is WEAK, Babe!" Who wants to make us some album art? @lisaspank.bsky.social??
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hey Post-op Trannies! Erectile dysfunction got you down? Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
A bright pink "strapless strap on" dildo, against a mauve fabric background. A hand holds the tip in a way that highlights an unfortunate kink in the shaft, rendering it unfit for purpose.

I also want to be clear.  I will never kink-shame you, or anyone. But I *will* kink-shame this toy, which should have lasted longer.A bright pink "strapless strap-on" against a mauve fabric background. This one has no unseemly kink in the shaft, an its lights are illuminated in glowing pink  below it, emerging from the bottom of the frame, a hand gives a "thumbs up". A rare instance where no kinks is actually better.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Hey Post-op Trannies! Erectile dysfunction got you down? Remember, your parts are fully replaceable!
A bright pink "strapless strap on" dildo, against a mauve fabric background. A hand holds the tip in a way that highlights an unfortunate kink in the shaft, rendering it unfit for purpose.

I also want to be clear.  I will never kink-shame you, or anyone. But I *will* kink-shame this toy, which should have lasted longer.A bright pink "strapless strap-on" against a mauve fabric background. This one has no unseemly kink in the shaft, an its lights are illuminated in glowing pink  below it, emerging from the bottom of the frame, a hand gives a "thumbs up". A rare instance where no kinks is actually better.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
*yawns* *stretches* *sits up* I AM RISEN! (the #shitpost I'd have made last weekend if I'd remembered this acct existed.. .)
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Me to my girlfriend, after the conversation in our gaming discord gets really quiet: "See, now I'm worried that I've made the menfolk uncomfortable with my cavalier discussion of penectomy. Which....if you've experienced it, I feel like you should get to joke about it..."
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My wife really has my number....
"Amazing 
Therapist voice: tell me more about the castrated android sex worker character and how you thought it was different from your previous eggy characters"
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Maybe it's just the sedation wearing off, but I'm pretty convinced that my calling is identifying queer archetypes in Cookie Run Kingdom. First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
A screenshot from Cookie Run Kingdom, showing a team of five anthropomorphic cookies at the center of the screen, and a row of character portraits beneath them with pictures of other cookies faces on them. The five cookies at the center of the screen are black lemonade cookie, linzer cookie, choco drizzle cookie, lilac cookie, and nutmeg tiger cookie.A screen capture of linzer cookie's character profile. She wears a pill box hat, and Agatha Christie cosplay. She is holding a mystery novel. She has extremely red, extremely long hair, and red eyes, with bushy white eyebrows.
There's a look on her face that all WlW will instantly recognize.....Nutmeg tiger cookie could fix me. Honestly, or break me. Either way. This cookie is a centaur woman, but instead of a horse's body she has a feline body! She carries a shield over one arm, and her other fist is wreathed in flame! She is portrayed in shades of red orange black and gold.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
BDE pt. 2! I debated on the name of this team. Other candidates included: Strap on Dommes Lesbian Royalty Step on me Mommies "She could fix me" and my low-key favourite.... GF Cookies
Choco drizzle cookie stands in a vaporwave arena, lit in pink and teal, a spotlight hitting her from above. She has black and white striped hair into braids flying off to either side of her, and wears sharp gay girl glasses.She is attired in a black ninja outfit, and her right hand holds an oversized sword so that it crosses back behind her.Black lemonade cookie holds an electric guitar, and stands in a spotlight on an arena stage. She has a short black hair with bleached bangs, and wears dark punk rock eyeliner. You can see a headset mic in front of her mouth. She is so fucking punk that she makes me want to try to write some loud angry guitar music for her!Lilac cookie wears a Holly headdress, white harem pants, and a purple and gold edged wrap. Her dark skin is offset by striking white eyeliner! She is shown a lighting gently upon the ground from a giant leap, her two circular blades held out like wings to either side!
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Maybe it's just the sedation wearing off, but I'm pretty convinced that my calling is identifying queer archetypes in Cookie Run Kingdom. First up: BDE (Big Dyke Energy). Pt.1
A screenshot from Cookie Run Kingdom, showing a team of five anthropomorphic cookies at the center of the screen, and a row of character portraits beneath them with pictures of other cookies faces on them. The five cookies at the center of the screen are black lemonade cookie, linzer cookie, choco drizzle cookie, lilac cookie, and nutmeg tiger cookie.A screen capture of linzer cookie's character profile. She wears a pill box hat, and Agatha Christie cosplay. She is holding a mystery novel. She has extremely red, extremely long hair, and red eyes, with bushy white eyebrows.
There's a look on her face that all WlW will instantly recognize.....Nutmeg tiger cookie could fix me. Honestly, or break me. Either way. This cookie is a centaur woman, but instead of a horse's body she has a feline body! She carries a shield over one arm, and her other fist is wreathed in flame! She is portrayed in shades of red orange black and gold.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Me: I want you to fuck me like you could get me pregnant. Him: I will pound your womb just as soon as I can reach it. Me: WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY! MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTERS!
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
T4T relationships are so fucking hot! Even the most heteronormative, vanilla, sex becomes super queer and subversive when my boyfriend and I do it.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
they're being pretty unreasonable, tbh. I'm pretty sure cybertruck wangs aren't even a crime
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
right?! next they're going to tell me to "stop drawing dicks and balls on cybertrucks"... the audacity
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Knockin' the cobwebs off of this account, since I keep wanting to post shit on main that my wife and girlfriends think is "inappropriately slutty" and "unhinged" and "going to get you arrested".
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Knockin' the cobwebs off of this account, since I keep wanting to post shit on main that my wife and girlfriends think is "inappropriately slutty" and "unhinged" and "going to get you arrested".
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The hankie code, but for sapphic emoji use (because too many of us are just fucking useless, ok?) 💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie. 💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy 👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see? 😈 - Will strap U into the mattress 🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
🥰 - you said something that makes me feel: a.) seen b.) gender euphoria c.) less alone in the world d.) hornty 🙏 - grateful but self conscious that you might think I'm being religious, or worse, that you remember that bit on Arrested Development where Michael Bluth is ridiculed for 🙏ing a bunch.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
🥹 - step on me, Mommy 😳 - step on me, Mommy 🥺 - step on me (gently), Mommy 🫡 - reporting to be stepped on, Mommy 🥴 - Mommy stepped on me SO hard! 😵‍💫 - I'm sorry, Mother, but I cannot be stepped on tonight, because my chronic illness is acting up, and I am sad about disappointing both of us.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The hankie code, but for sapphic emoji use (because too many of us are just fucking useless, ok?) 💜 - I like this post, and also ur a cutie. 💖 - have beeeg crush on you, but am shy 👉👈 - I almost did a flort at a U, did U see? 😈 - Will strap U into the mattress 🫣 - gock in eye, HIGH FIVE!
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
"You will know the threat has passed because I'll post tiddies" is the name of my next math rock album. #iykyk
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You will know that the threat has passed because I'll post tiddies. Like a sexy "all-clear" klaxon.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It's not that I don't want to be posting thirsty shit right now...it's that I'm in the kind of trauma response where I'm after any security I can find, no matter how minor, and right now that involves focused on my "grown up" BlueSky, and not my hornty t33n BlueSky.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Oof....yeah, don't waste any more time and money on laser if you can help it. Hair removal is a marathon, not a sprint, and you at least want to be running the right direction. Still, It's worth it! 🫂😭🫂
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Yeah, I did 11 sessions of laser, and then a fair amount of electrolysis to clean up the remaining while hairs and the stragglers that the laser didn't kill. But it makes such a difference! The facial hair was my biggest dysphoria trigger!
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Forget the Before & After. Lets see from babies to glow up. Ummmm...... I can't even believe what five and a half years have done to me!
A picture of me in my awkward face, beard shadow clearly visible, poorly applied makeup, and shorter hair that was completely fried from bleach and a lack of proper care. Even so, there is a spark in my eyes that hadn't been there before I started transitioning. 

Most jarring to me, looking back at this image, is how unhealthy I was. At this point I had been finally, slowly, starting to get control of my diabetes, but my work and lifestyle kept me in front of a screen, and in a chair, for most of my days.Me as I am now! Much longer, curly hair, and new glasses! I am wearing a cute dress with mushrooms on it, a cozy green sweater, and a fox necklace. My makeup is much subtler, but has been applied with more skill, and the spark that had just started burning in my eyes is now a bonfire. More importantly, I am healthier than I was back then. My diabetes is under control, I am physically stronger than I was, despite no longer having excess testosterone in my system, and I am far more emotionally stable and mature that I was at the beginning of this journey.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Ummmm...*joy* I feel *joy* in my body right now....not "kid". Damn autocorrect....smdh....
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Okay... moving through the world as a disabled trans woman is getting increasingly exhausting. Two things that help: 1. I'm feeling so much kid in my body, and right now trans joy is radical! 2. I think people really like the new album! Stream it here: linktr.ee/MothMother
A mirror selfie of Tess in a bra and black jeans with a pink belt. She is looking fitter and stronger than she ever has before, and is kinda in disbelief about this!Tess enjoying being upside down on the rings, during her aerial silks class. She wears a pair of wine colored compression leggings, and a lavender and blue striped sports bra. How did this happen? Who even am I anymore!?The cover art for Emotional Regulation, created by the indescribably wonderful Cat Blackard!  It's all in grayscale, and is also indescribable in its abstract beauty....a blend of curves, circles, and sharp edges.... layers of paper with palimpsests of drawings, all impossible to decipher.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I'm not posting here as much as I want to, because I've been busy picking fights with misogynistic douchenozzles and transphobes on other platforms. But my nerdy heart will always be on the skyline!
Tess, adjusting her adorable new glasses, hair tied back in a side bun/ponytail combo. She wears a fringed blue wool shawl, belted over a thigh length TARDIS top, and blue thermal tights. She is cozy AF!
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Resharing this moment of gender euphoria because right now there are few things more radical and necessary than trans joy! Don't get me wrong: I'm grieving, and angry, and scared too. But I'll be damned if I'm going to let *anyone* tarnish the joy of being myself.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
EMOTIONAL REGULATION is available to stream on all platforms! I'd be so grateful if you would give this a listen! Especially if you're looking for a way to soothe the brain neurospicy goblins and support a trans and disabled creator! #transmusic #♿music #transmusician #trans
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
EMOTIONAL REGULATION is available to stream on all platforms! I'd be so grateful if you would give this a listen! Especially if you're looking for a way to soothe the brain neurospicy goblins and support a trans and disabled creator! #transmusic #♿music #transmusician #trans
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Trying to come up with a clever way to say "my tiddies look incredible today, please give them (and me) attention!" and this is the best my literal autistic ass can come up with. Also.... holy shit.....this isn't what I thought I'd look like at 45, given what I looked like at 39.
Tess....um....me....in a low-cut, scoop neck, dress. The dress is black, with mushrooms covering it, and is belted with a wide black belt beneath my breasts. Speaking of breasts, mine look amazing in this outfit! There is a beautifully framed curve of cleavage, and a well rounded silhouette that suggests a kind of cuppable softness to them that I am still getting used to. I've styled this look with a necklace that has beads that look like small bones, fanned out in a series of spikes above my cleavage. I am wearing my new glasses, dark lipstick, and dangly mushroom earrings that I got from a vending machine in Orange County. 

If you've gotten this far you should consider listening to my music! I just released a new album, under the artist name Moth Mother.  The album is called "Emotional Regulation" and it's written to elevate trans and queer people who are struggling with our current political situation. It also doubles as neurodivergent stimming/focus/background music.Some previous version of me, I guess, on another life. They are in front of a bookshelf, wearing a brown blazer and button up shirt. They have a fuckin' full beard and mustache, and are staring blankly into space while making a weird furrowed -brow kinda face. Behind them is my research library.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I just released a new album, under the artist name Moth Mother. The album is called Emotional Regulation and it's written to elevate trans and queer people who are struggling with our current political situation. It also doubles as neurodivergent stimming/focus/background music. linktr.ee/MothMother
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MothMother | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree
View MothMother’s Linktree. Listen to their music on Spotify here.
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🏳️‍⚧️ ~Succubus Schmuckubus~🏳️‍⚧️ @schmuckubus.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
It's wild! And my brain still can't fully reconcile that picture with my internal self image: I'll look at it and thirst after the woman on the screen before realizing that it's *me* and then there's this rush of gender euphoria. Also, gosh ...ty!❤️😳❤️
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