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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Word of the day: "symbol"
Dec 1: symbol

Nightcrawler from X-Men is sitting atop a very large and blocky word "BAMF" that is teleporting into existence.  Below, in tribute to René Magritte's 1929 painting, The Treachery of Images, it reads (in the painting's font) "Ceci n'est pas une bamf."
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
2. 9. 🍖
肉の日!

A scary befangéd guy chomps a cartoon meat so voraciously that you have to wonder whether he realizes it's already dead...
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My left-hoofed rendition of a noir scene. I broke out the pencil, pen, and copic shading markers, even did the underdrawing, inking, shading, the whole nine yards. What came of that is still up for interpretation.
it's a hard boiled detective-like guy in full fedora and trenchcoat smoking a cigarette under the harsh lighting of a lamppost on a dark city street.  Being a noir scene, it's appropriately greyscale.  The city is deserted but the lone figure in view checks his pocket watch all the same...
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Cafe Dot @cafedot.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
2025's Cafe Dotvember is upon us: Post along with the prompts throughout November, and tag Cafe Dot to be reposted. You can do one every day, make a scene combining every three days, or pick and choose which prompts you like. Have fun with it!
This is a prompt list poster with the title of Cafe Dotvember and the subtitle of Official Cafe Dot Prompt List. The list is as follows:

1. flower
2. leaf
3. web
4. hand mirror
5. jewelry box
6. chandelier
7. stones
8. grass
9. fox
10. kettle
11. oven mitt
12. pumpkin
13. tip jar
14. pastry
15. coffee pot
16. book
17. cat
18. blanket
19. keys
20. backpack
21. snack
22. scarf
23. umbrella
24. boots
25. lamp
26. journal
27. alarm clock
28. street light
29. mailbox
30. neon sign
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茶仔 @chacomalo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
お休みなさい
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
the horseless head man
a stern floating head with limbs, posed to look as though he's riding a horse, but there is obviously nothing there. he's horseless.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 16. Blunder
This piratey bus has turned, now AIMING the wrong direction on a one-way street.  

A cyclist trundles unwittingly along the road in the correct direction, unaware that a bang or a boom might soon be triggered.

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This was clumsily drawn using a pilot precise V7 pen, and some Copic sketch markers and one white Sharpie creative marker.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 15. Ragged
A spookier version of the Screwball Scramble ball runs goadingly from a cartoony Grim Reaper.  

This is roughly how the ball looked on the timer in the original board game when it was still called Run Yourself Ragged, one of my favourite board games back in the day.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 14. Trunk
Mr. Wayne has fully decked out his normal car to look exactly like the batmobile for Halloween!  The googly eyes and cardboard triangles on the trunk suggest a creature's maw.  The red blanket inside completes the look.  Bruce has "dressed up" as Batman for the event.  Two costumed  youngsters approach, unafraid.


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Drawn using a pilot precise V7 pen and colored using Copic sketch markers and Sharpie creative markers.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 13. Drink
Dracula is thirsty.  He must feed on the red liquid in the chalice.  He employs the use of his gruesome intestine straw, lest he desecrate the relic.

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This was drawn with a pilot precise V7 pen, Copic sketch markers, and a few Sharpie creative markers.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober #kimi_54321 on tiktok 12. Shredded
kimi_54321 is radically shredding down the vertical face of a tall building, careening directly toward the trees below.!

Cowabunga!  It's totally bodacious!
ベリー クレイジー!!!
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 11. Sting
It's... a scorpion... that kind of has a crab hand.  A drawing of some of Daifugo from One Piece is apparently on the wall behind him?

They both can sting, you see.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 10. Sweep
Grismelda, the witch, is busying herself with the dust in her izba.  She has chosen her dusting broom for this task.  Her racing broom stands majestically in the open closet behind her.

The cobwebs, of course, are left standing proudly for the arachnoid tenants.

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Sketched directly with a pilot precise V7 pen then shaded with Copic sketch markers and colored using Sharpie creative markers.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 9. Heavy
Mr. Weapons Guy, in fall attire, struggles to heft a gourd, for adding to its weight is a Team Fortress 2 (TF2) Medic urging him onward.  

SCHNELL!
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 8. Reckless
A FRANKENSTEIN 
postures on the handrail of a high parapet as 
A DRACULA 
balances precariously atop one of his shoulders.  They are both shredding like medeival riffmasters!!!

The ghostly housekeeper is concerned for their safety.  The peasantry below are so distant that they have not yet become aware enough to fetch their pitchforks and torches.  
It is only a matter of time...
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 7. Starfish
The black cat is walking along the Autumnal path, passing the pumpkins and looking back at us with a wry, greasy smile.  The little c**t...
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 6. pierce
It looks like a pen stabbed into some cotton but it's ACTUALLY a "rocket" flying through some very concentrically-spaced clouds.  Piercing through them, you might say...  Maybe.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 5. Deer
itZZ uh PriDddY Duirr with fLorWZ and gud perproshinz so byoodiflleThis doe blushes at the sight of an admirer.  
Her simple ribbon adorns her dainty head.  

She blushes.  

Her lipstick was so carefully applied in 
anticipation 
of this chance meeting.  

What will he think of her?  


Her dappled coat shimmers in the midday sun.  
How boldly does the season pass.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 4. Murk
We have a seated figure giving the thumbs-up from within his recently-hatched egg ship.  You might recognize him as MURK from the his series MRRK and MONNDY (a show not dissimilar to Mork and Mindy).

Trying to gesticulate in an Earthly way, he raises one thumb, yet he still cannot resist offering a greeting of "nanunanu"

This is sketched exclusively using a Pilot Precise V7 fine point pen, shaded with Copic sketch markers.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 3. Crown
It's the Homestar Runner!  Some people say he's a terrific athlete. Here we see him wearing his Halloween-themed skull crown (with attached buzzer) and contemplating this amazing brello crown.  The King of Town, wearing his buzzer cap, peeks in from the side, curious about this crowned figure...
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 2. Weave
It's a skiier doing that slalom thing, WEAVING between the gates while onlookers generally mill about and take picture and stuff.
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Schmortimer @schmorby.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Inktober2025 #kuretakeinktober 1. Moustache
This is a fancy ghost with a spooky moustache!  You can tell he's doing alright for himself because of his shiny tophat and monocle.
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