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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District

@schmoofy.bsky.social
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I don’t like theme parks, I love them. #Lorcana / A life devoted to the themed entertainment industry. Theme Park influencer, Orlando local, shenanigans. He/Him

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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
soooooo are we not gonna call out the obvious AI used to make the Cat Lady banners?
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
the Winter Garden Cracker Barrel already got the makeover. LOLOLOLOL. Also found Creme Savers. The makeover is so damned bright
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
wake up new Epcot just dropped
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Weapons (2025)
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
we lost the Cold War didn’t we
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
🆘
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I posted this on Reddit two years ago and it deserved more
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
why is it every five seconds there’s a new random “influencer” trying to spill theme park “secrets” on “TikTok”
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
where fun hits the spot
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
👋 I’m breaking my silence about my recent health concerns here. I need to share, I need to find others going through similar situations, or even my situation itself. — It’s scary. I’m remaining positive. My friends and family have been amazing and while I’m not religious I feel blessed. Truly
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
however there was a god among men
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
made a playlist of starlight enjoy open.spotify.com/playlist/5IW...
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
does this also apply to their employees?
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
what did they put in RoboWalt’s suit pocket? Wrong answers only
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
How?
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
yawn. add Banner and then we’ll talk
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
does anyone have the guillotine pic that has “feed me” on it I need it
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
when I tell you I don’t even know what’s happening in Date Everything at this point, I’m entirely loving it though. Romanced the HVAC, found an inflatable giraffe, and made the candle hate me. 10/10 GOTY
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
how tf they build ‘how to train your dragon’ land without a train??? amateurs
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
good morning
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Yes they will! There’s also some promo cards that have come out that have the space for a signature.
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Got 3rd place today in a set championship with… monopoly steel. Was wrecked by 🟢⚪️ disco of course. Don’t let you memes be dreams #Lorcana
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I ran a midrange 🟡🟣 yesterday and it went super well against everything, except Steelsong. Lost against a SteelFasa that was just a faster deck. The barber shop BS I’m just over and wanted something fast to combat it
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
this week was a dream come true, an absolute insane amount of emotion and learning. It took a *lot* to break from my safety net of work for the last decade, but it was absolutely worth it. Take that leap, see what happens. 🐸
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
First Island set champs for me today, ran this very weird 🟡🟣 deck that caught a lot of people by surprise. R1: 2-0 🟢⚪️ Challenge R2: 2-1 🟣🔴 Evasive R3: 1-2 🟢⚪️ Disco R4: 2-0 🔴🔵 Shark R5: 0-2 🔵⚪️ Aggro — Placed 10th of 32, I’ll take it.. especially for not playing a lot recently. #Lorcana
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
the only issue is they censored daddy’s grippers from us on the mug 😩
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Me: I really want a pizza moon shirt Some random AI shirt generator Instagram account: I got you. — Anyway it’s all AI don’t buy from them. If any true artist wants to recreate that coming in hot shirt: consider my money yours
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
How the fuck is Disney letting Volcom do this???? This is wild
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
hey @universalorl.bsky.social please sell Pizza Moon merchandise I beg you do you want my money or not
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Wanted to love the burning blade tavern anti-vampire garlic stake blade of chaos pretzel but it’s sooooo… doughy. Not proofed well at all. Impossible to eat
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I love this weird beautiful park so much
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
just hangin with bae
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Me: I don’t like mushrooms Also me: mushroom soup in the mushroom container with the mushroom crackers, please
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
new lion king looks good
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
“Can you move the Lorcana collection off the dining room table?”
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I miss you
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Very cool seeing all the portals with their colored beacons reaching towards the sky
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I will die for this restaurant
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
easy bake pizza babe
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
swing for pizza
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
love
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
beautiful stunning
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
pizza bae
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
fuck it, pizza moon appreciation photo dump
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Constellation Carousel is an intricate, elegant, effortless, beautiful, wonderful, amazing, breathtaking creation. I cannot explain in words how gorgeous this is. Celestial Park is *top tier*
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
how 2 mead ur dragon: 10/10
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Bretral Florida Tourism Oversight District @schmoofy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
lobe blaster? I barely know ‘er
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