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Schmish

@schmishmael.bsky.social
20 followers 61 following 905 posts

Late 30s - He/Him Nothing really that interesting here

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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You'll start with mage but eventually end up stealth archer. It's inevitable
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The continuation after is what makes this extra special
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday! Hope the rest of your day is just as nice as the morning sounds ❤️
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh I thought it died died. That's not so bad
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not the bath lamp! 😫😭
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And still lovely 😍
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Acoustic masturbation has me dying 😂 Cockwarming though 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You're literally the only person I get notifications for here And they're not dumb
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good lord why do you do this to yourself? I mean, and you'll do it too, because you want to show how much of a good girl you are
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Obviously we want to hear bath songs like Splish Splash
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A little more revealing than your usual bathtub pics
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just for a bit?
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Foot massage or is that too much? (I am so sorry if that was an inappropriate suggestion)
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The matching light is a nice touch
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Scrubs: Turk to Carla - Do You See What You Get!
ALT: Scrubs: Turk to Carla - Do You See What You Get!
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh how could I forget the yapping!
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Don't tell me 1st is holding hands because that would be excessively lewd
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is 1st or 2nd base eye contact?
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
💯 yes to naps any time, any place
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What a view!
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was going to guess that you recorded your long ramble at 6:22 am but haven't quit your job yet
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know I was just teasing 😉
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Great, now I feel alienated! 🙄
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We got a marathon gooner over here
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Don't even joke about that
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You keep threatening that. I blame work
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
More talking and moan louder, please
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sounds more like a need than a want
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oooh pretty view! 😍
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Dale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers)
ALT: Dale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers)
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Love the bright blue and those hip creases 🫠
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The essentials would just be the toys
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Your poor dildo
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I hope you find that ❤️
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You're welcome 😁
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oh I didn't realize it's so loud but I guess that makes sense. If you haven't, you should just record and listen or have someone else listen, for research purposes
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
38 seconds?! lmao that's crazy. The people (me, I'm people) would love to hear that intense 38 seconds
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You're so right - these are too good not to share. Thank you for sharing!
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Definitely knocked it out of the park. Doesn't hurt that you are a knockout
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hell yeah, treat yourself! Hope you can get out of there sooner than later
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Everyone needs to tell her this because she doesn't appear to hear very well
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Where's your slutty thigh tattoo you wanted to get? Also 10,000% agree
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Now *that* is brat behavior
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'll bite. How do you know?
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Lmao no I'll admit I'm a visual learner so these pics are very helpful
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I am literally just here for the advice
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It was nice to have met you, Vel. I'm glad you're not just sticking around for the sake of it, and I hope everything works out well for you ❤️
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
But you will keep your eyes open because the eye contact is essential
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
oooooh very pretty look, Vel
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Schmish @schmishmael.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You're a gorgeous woman, Mimi. Keep pushing that boundary and keep gaining that confidence
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