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Benjamin

@schmenjamin.com
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Writer with many years of experience doing anything else. Software developer working on a game engine for digital tabletop games. Father to 4 cats. I love my wife. He/Him

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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 04/09/2026
I love that someone wrote a detailed synopsis of the Find a Way music video for the song's wikipedia page
The video starts to Alicante, Spain in outer space, with a wide view of Earth that is later revealed to be a decoration in Ali Shaheed Muhammad's car. Ali spots three girls, and Q-Tip decides to flirt with all three. A scene of Alicante appears and shows the group walking on the beach while Phife Dawg is rapping. Next, the scene changes to a party, showing Q-Tip experiencing a romantic moment. From there, the video shifts to an art museum where Q-Tip is talking to his girl. The video then returns to Phife Dawg on the beach, telling a girl that he will do what she wants. The video ends with the group in a club, dancing with women and having fun. During the final chorus, the video pans once again to outer space, then shows the group sleeping in Ali's car. There is an iconic sing-along style bouncing ball each time the chorus plays.
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 24/08/2026
Mario and Luigi falling to their deaths
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 21/08/2026
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 19/08/2026
New profile picture to commemorate my umpteenth rewatch of Smiley's People
Vladek Sheybal in Smiley's People
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 18/08/2026
Now reading
Reappraisals by Tony Judt
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 16/08/2026
Do you think this is pronounced Ass Cracko
Box for a pumice stone called Asqraqo
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 04/08/2026
The last 3 songs on Warm are perfect August night music
Cover art for Jeff Tweedy - Warm
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 19/07/2026
My odyssey review
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 14/07/2026
Cries in PG&E’s $0.36757 / kWh off-peak rate
PG&E bill showing a rate that is double that of NY/NJ
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 05/07/2026
Helge from Dark, who’s known for muttering “tick tock” (it’s a time travel show), saying “mexican chicken baguette”
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 04/07/2026
Drunk guy struggling to describe a bumblebee
Sting with Shaggy
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 03/07/2026
There's another Ben with the same last name who's an electrical engineer at an aviation company / defense contractor, and I get emails like this maybe twice a month
Hi Benjamin,
Hope you're well. I'm working with Sceye, a company developing high-altitude aircraft that operate in the stratosphere, delivering capabilities traditionally
associated with satellites, but with the flexibility and recoverability of an aircraft. It's a genuinely new category of aerospace platform.
Pretty Cool... They're hiring an Avionics Lead / Hands on Manager to lead the architecture and integration of flight-critical systems for this vehicle. The role sits at the intersection of aerospace, autonomy, and national security applications, with programs supporting areas like critical
nfrastructure protection and maritime/border awareness. What makes this particularly compelling is the scope, this isn't incremental avionics work. It's defining the avionics backbone for a new
class of aircraft.
Would you be interested in exploring this opportunity if you're not necessarily looking? It could potentially be a good fit...
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 03/07/2026
I love how BlueSky collapses threads and I hope they never change it
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 02/07/2026
Trump trying to communicate with the celebrities at Madame Tussaud’s
Amy Adams in Arrival, holding a whiteboard that says “human”
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 26/06/2026
Yea, I remember this day well, when Aaron Lewis, Center of the Known Universe and frontman of Staind, a band whose members’ names we all absolutely knew this whole time, bravely released an album into the zeitgeist despite knowing it would lead to his cancellation and cultural exile…
"There was an all-out call for my cancelation when I put out 'Am I The Only One," Lewis said on The Devin Nunes Podcast in 2024. "I'm very blessed in the sense
that even though my label president Scott Borchetta does not agree with us at all, he believes in the freedom of speech and the freedom of expression and he's a president of a record label - that is creativity, that's freedom of expression."
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 23/06/2026
Charles de Gaulle
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 23/06/2026
The photo undersells it but here’s a galette I made last week with cherry tomatoes, red onion, zucchini, and corn. I maybe could have taken it out a few minutes earlier but it was delicious nonetheless. Roughly followed this recipe: smittenkitchen.com/2013/08/burs...
Photo of a galette on a countertop with a corn, tomato, zucchini, and onion filling. Crust has an egg wash and the entire thing is covered in too much Parmesan before being baked at 400 for 35 minutes
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 17/06/2026
Skycards is interesting because here in the Bay Area the sky is always busy, even at night there are maybe a dozen aircraft flying around, but then you look at Europe and there is just one plane over all of Ireland right now. I know it’s the middle of the night, but still…
Bay Area just before 7pmIreland just before 3am
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 07/06/2026
I found what can only be described as a cursed book at the used bookstore
1994’s Mia and Woody
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 06/06/2026
You can’t fool me, I know the Little House when I see it
Cover of The Little House by Virginia Lee Burton
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 03/06/2026
Ea-Nasir
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 02/06/2026
*Stephen Malkmus voice*
Poster for the film The Two Jakes
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 02/06/2026
John Fogerty in front of a chalkboard that says "Always be Chooglin'"
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 02/06/2026
The life of the artist is inherently sensual
A Far Side single panel depicting an artist painting a very silly picture
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 01/06/2026
How they sound
Dean Pelton rap from Community
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 29/05/2026
Simon Wiesenthal
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 28/05/2026
They look like they could be long lost litter mates with my girls
DotDotCharlotte Charlotte taken on Ektachrome 100
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 22/05/2026
Clown is more difficult
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 15/05/2026
It’s an honor to be considered
AI generated scam job post for Amazon that o was texted this morning
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 09/05/2026
James Cameron in front of a whiteboard that says Kangaroo$ Jack
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 07/05/2026
“Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?”
Shelby Foote in Ken Burns' Civil War
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 23/04/2026
I started this very good Halsey biography over the weekend and boy did I choose a weird time to start reading about the US Navy.
Admiral Bill Halsey, a Naval Life, by Thomas Alexander Hughes
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 23/04/2026
Ok I swear when I was posting that the image preview looked like this
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 23/04/2026
You mean don't like screenshotting text and it looking like this?
Text that says, "select where image previews crop"
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 16/04/2026
lol I had completely forgotten about that. Side note: I can't quite express how it feels rereading coverage from that period. www.nytimes.com/2020/05/31/u...
NY Times article By Michael D. Shear and Katie Rogers
Published June 3, 2020
Updated Sept. 1, 2020

WASHINGTON — President Trump and his aides spent much of Wednesday trying to rewrite history, claiming that Mr. Trump was merely “inspecting” a bunker last week during riots over the death of George Floyd and insisting falsely that peaceful protesters near the White House were attacking the police when the authorities used chemical agents to make them move so that Mr. Trump could have his picture taken at a nearby church.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/03/us/politics/trump-protests.html
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 14/04/2026
I know it’s a bit out of scope for @unclearpod.bsky.social but I would love to hear @jamellebouie.net’s and @lioneltrolling.bsky.social’s take on The Gallant Hours.
Poster for 1960 film The Gallant Hours, starring James Cagney as Admiral Halsey
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 11/04/2026
How I feel watching Sorcerer
Yves Montand having a great time (which will continue indefinitely)
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 10/04/2026
Needs this guy
The Onion political cartoonist Stan Kelly
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 08/04/2026
Going to start communicating solely in pictures of Maynard James Keenan
Maynard James Keenan looking like a country veterinarian who got called away from the Met Gala to do an emergency rectal exam on an elephantJames Maynard Keenan looking like the product of a teleporter mishap between a schoolgirl, late White Stripes era Jack White, and Scott Adams Keenan Maynard James looking like someone interrupted him while he was doing an impression of a crab to ask how many hot dogs he’d likeKeenan Keenan Keenan looking like he’s describing the sandstorm face monster scene in the Mummy
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 08/04/2026
Yves Montand chillaxing
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 07/04/2026
Also thinking of them today
Philippe et Mathilde de L'Armée des ombres
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 24/03/2026
Ukrainian soldier meme saying, “We are very lucky they are so fucking embarrassing”
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 05/03/2026
Correction: he's most definitely Doyle
Doyle Bennett from Justified
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 26/02/2026
Bald eagle in the parking lot
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 25/02/2026
I was going to go with a Melville film like Le Cercle Rouge or Army of Shadows but I think this Clouzot is my favorite
Poster for Le Salaire de la Peur
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 20/02/2026
For morale’s sake, please enjoy these pictures of Dot
Long hair cat in a cat tree being squintyHappy long hair cat in a cat tree
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 20/02/2026
I’m only interested in candidates who look like this
Lady justice, blindfolded, holding a sword in her right hand and scales in her left.
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 20/02/2026
The family dog after 10 year old me put sunglasses on its butt
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 19/02/2026
She does this every day
Charlotte - A long hair cat who loves to cuddle, curled up in my arm like a little lamb
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Benjamin @schmenjamin.com · 18/02/2026
This is not my cat
Happy cat named Habs that lives in my apartment complex and comes to visit sometimes. He’s sitting in a box that belongs to my own cats, who are not pleased.
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