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Doodle Bug (she/her)

@schmeccadoodle.bsky.social
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I didn't have coup on my 2025 bingo card, but here the fuck we are. 💙 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇺🇲🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Chemist 🧪, Cat mom 🐈‍⬛, Trekkie 🖖🏻, Liberal AF 💙, Horror Junkie 👻.

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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's obviously because water is going into the wealthy folk and the data centers. We poor folk are going to have to acclimate to less water. They're just preparing the masses for the water wars & Thunderdome. #waterisaright #fuckthisnoise #chooseicedcoffee #choosewater #emotionalsupportH2Obottle
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching Ed's career implode in real time is giving me new life. There's hope yet, my friends. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fucksheeran #fuckkraft #fucktrump #fucktheepsteinclass #freepalestine
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck you, @edsheeranbr.bsky.social #freepalestine #fuckkraft #fuckisrael #fucksheeran
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran supports genocide. If you refuse to "take a side," you ARE taking a side. You're apathy is complicity. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fucksheeran #tymacklemore #supportmacklemore #fucktrump #fuckkraft #fuckisrael #freepalestine
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran can snargle deez nutz for bending the knee and Robert Kraft can fuck off to prison where the entire Epstein class belongs. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #tymacklemore #freepalestine #fucksheeran #fuckkraft #fucktrump
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well. They produced the corpse. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fuckmitch #fucktrump #fuckthegop #fuckmaga
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rest in Power, Gloria! At this point in 2026, my feed is becoming a memorial wall of my heroes. #ripgloriasteinem #gloriasteinem
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Produce the corpse! The people must be represented in. D.C. and it sure as hell better be a living person. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #wheresmitch #producethecorpse #fucktrump #fuckmitchmcconnell #fuckmaga #fuckthegop
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can we please have healthcare? Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckthegop #donaldtrumpisarapist
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This changes the mnemonic from HOMES the SHAME. Also, Donal Trump rapes children. #fucktrump #lakeontario #fucklakeamerica #fuckthegop #fuckmaga
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2026 is cuckoo bananas and needs to stop. Rest in peace, Tim Curry. My beloved clown of clowns. #riptimcurry #myfirstclown #timcurry
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just can't do this today. Every day is worse than the day before. Thank you, Dolly. We love you. #ripdolly #dollyparton #itsoktogiveup #igiveup
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are never going to recover from this. Being an American is incredibly embarrassing. So much more so than usual. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckthegop #leavethemapsalone #leavethelakesalone #pleasegotojail
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I literally can't even. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, you gotta fucking resign. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fuckkushner #fuckjeffries #fucktrump #fuckthegop #fuckmaga
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, you are NOT the leader we need or want right now. Grow a spine and fight back against tyranny, or shut the fuck up and let those who will take your place. You've had your chance and you biffed it. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fucktrump #fuckthegop
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, you are NOT the leader we need or want right now. Grow a spine and fight back against tyranny, or shut the fuck up and let those who will take your place. You've had your chance and you biffed it. Also, Donal Trump rapes children. #fucktrump #fuckthegop
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just love this economy. I've sent in my 234th application today after being laid off this Spring. If anyone needs a QA/QC professional with pharmaceutical and RCRA experience, please see this post. I'm ready to work. #pleasehireme #jobhunting2026 #qaqcprofessionals #mentallyimploding2026
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Being first in line to vote isn't necessary to succeed today. But it does feel awesome. #MNVotes #primariesMN
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Primaries, Minnesota! It's off to the polls for me! Get on out and vote! But not for Amy Klobs. She's a bully and a moderate fool. #PrimariesMN #MNVotes #bluewave #fuckklobuchar
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They really are the dumbest folks out there. Donald Trump is a pedophile, but they chose a bizarre way to confirm that for us. #fucktrump #trumprapeschildren #fuckthegop #fuckmaga
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love seeing pieces of shit yeet themselves out of Congress. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fuckandyogles #fuckthegop #fucktrump #fuckmaga
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#wheresmitch #proofoflife #thedevilwearstortoise
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In the Victorian era, photographs with deceased loved ones were common practice. Also, Donad Trump rapes children. #wheresmitch #fucktrump #fuckmaga #bluewave
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mitch McConnell has been dead for weeks. Go ahead. Prove me wrong. @andybeshearky.bsky.social FUCKING DO SOMETHING. This is why we're voting incumbents out. You clearly don't have what it takes to fight fo us. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #whereismitch #fucktrump #voteoutincumbents
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today is a great day to arrest all ICE murderers. It's also a great day to produce Mitch's body. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fuckICE #whereismitch #fucktrump
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How 'bout you shut your mouth, you ugly ass anal polyp. Homan is a madman, a bigot, and an unintelligible fart. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fuckhoman #fuckice #fuckmaga #fucktrump
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
RFK Jr. has truly fucked the nation. Leave my Taco Bell and butthole alone. If I'm going to shit my pants, it'll be from too many beans and cheese. Certainly not a parasite that we used to monitor. Also, Donald Trump rapes children. #fuckrfkjr #fuckmaha #fuckmaga #fucktrump
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Can the US just stop? Why is this orange turd trying to push bullshit on everyone else in the world? And more importantly, Donald Trump rapes children. #fucktrump #noringsforwc #leaveeveryonealoneyoufatorangefuck
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pee-Wee German is telling the world that Democrats are being targeted by our own government and that we're dangerous because we don't support the current regime and its horrific murderous practices. This should scare the shit out of everyone. #fuckmiller #peeweegerman #fucktrump
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Vetaw failing to push her pro-police agenda is my new love language. MPLS doesn't want Skydio and she needs to stop supporting MPD over her constituents. Voted failed 6-6. Which, honestly, is too close a fucking margin. #FuckSkydio #FuckVetaw #FuckMPD
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July 16, 2026 Minneapolis City Council
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Never too soon for a lil jokey joke. #fucklindseygraham #restinhell
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This man helped shape the hellscape we find ourselves. May his grave be a toilet for all who pass by in need of relief. Anyhoo, where's Mitch? #wheresmitch #fucklindeygraham
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Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close Trump ally, dies after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says
Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has died after a brief illness, according to his office. The South Carolina Republican was 71.
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's not just because they're fuck ugly. #fuckpatriotfront #fuckhate #patriotfrontistheklan #theyhidetheirfacessotheycanworkaspoliceandICE
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#whereismitch #turtlegifentirelyunrelated
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thank you all who came out today. I'm still processing this march. #fuckice #giveusliberty #weredonewothdeath
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No notes. #whereismitch #mitchmcconnellismissing #someonecheckonmitch #TERMLIMITS
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the Turd Reich. #fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckthegop #turdreich #fucknazis
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pretty fucking sick of rich, old, white pedophiles running the world for their own gain. #eattherich
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
SCOTUS can suck a big ol' bag of dicks. #fuckscotus #fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckthegop
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We're being held hostage by a festering, crusty, peeling old rapist. #fucktrump #fuckthegop #fuckthesaveact
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I did not survive this fucking long to have this be real life. What the fuck are we doing here? What's the fucking point anymore? #fucktrump #teamalgae #KKKaroline #fuckleavitt #reflectingpool #ALAGEBTQPRIDE
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Be a real shame if bamboo suddenly cropped up all over the US. #eattherich #waterforlifenotdata #fuckdatacenters #climatechange
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Let's revolt like 1789!
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I could watch this over and over and over and over and never get tired of it. #fucktrump
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Mike Johnson is a garbage-faced, Keebler-elf looking, ugly mother fucking liar who lies. The GOP is all trash.
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sing it, ladies!
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We can all dream, right?
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's rare to see a man stand up for us when we're silenced, berated, and attacked. Fuck Trump. Fuck almost of this. #fucktrump
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Doodle Bug (she/her) @schmeccadoodle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
He is an ugly fuck! Thank you, Paulina! He's also 4'10". #fuckstephenmiller #fuckkatiemiller #stephenmillerisanuglyfuck
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