schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Anyone else think his description of his mental state when he got on the ice for the free skate (the rush of "negative thoughts, all the past traumas...") shot straight past "nerves" or "the yips" and landed right on "textbook panic attack?" 010
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Look at the calendar again, clear as day: the 28th of Triskadecember 2025. 021
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I had the privilege of living just up the hill from Bourton for two years when I was a kid. 020
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I had a @ 15 year old 40" Sceptre that I was in no hurry to replace (the awful sound aside). It took a lightning strike within 100 feet of the house during a thunderstorm to finally kill it. Replacing it for now with a 32" Hisense with built-in Roku and it's the most convenient thing ever. 020
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Maybe Q is all the Antifas we met along the way. 060
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I don't fault Headline Critic for but being able to keep up — I'm not sure what the damn sombrero thing on Jeffries is supposed to even mean? Or is it just the White House SocialBros' very own "6-7?" 010
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Come to think of it, so do the ultra-wealthy and ultra-connected. 0200
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 13/11/2025You mistake this country for a meritocracy, Chris. 1220
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Our state seal and flag has never been more appropriate 000
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 03/11/2025We need an Insult Olympics. Scotland would no doubt lead the medal table every time. 0160
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Willing to bet he's referring to either CamoGPT or the Army's AI suite from Ask Sage. 030
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2025FYI Channel 4 in the UK is not a BBC channel. It's one of the commercial OTA ones. 000
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 09/08/2025And they'd call her something stupid like Kayakin' Kamala for the rest of her life so nobody would forget it. 030
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Haven't they called him "God Emperor" for years? 030
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 03/08/2025They don't know, much less care, how Smith would've violated the Hatch Act, but by they're pretty sure it *sounds* serious. 150
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Fear not, they're actually building a Lego factory in my county right now. So we've got that going for us? 020
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Running over one another to take the path on the right 010
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Definitely didn't age well. Not unlike Mssr. Pitt. 020
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 22/07/2025And ignore the fact that late-night was such a bad bet that CBS had initially *renewed* a third season of "After Midnight" — w/less than a quarter of Colbert's viewers — before Taylor Tomlinson chose to resign to concentrate on her stand-up career. (What would the lead-in be if Colbert was canned?) 010
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Gordon Gartrelles up! *weak smile through tears* 000
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 04/07/2025The point is even using the Alligator part is still buying in to the GOP's sick branding. 140
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 04/07/2025First my job was called waste, fraud, and abuse and was eliminated. Now my ability to stay healthy/alive (only 3 years out from a cancer dx, I owe my life to Medicaid) without that job is called waste, fraud, and abuse. Can't wait for Repubs to explicitly call on people like me to self-eliminate. 050
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Your mental illness is not my reality, Nancy. 0321
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Break out the Eszett. You know you want to. 000
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 27/06/2025She's so precious! And yes, that's I think that's the greatest tribute to them you could have made. ❤️ May you have many happy days with your girl. 000
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I think you can still get low-dose codeine + acetaminophen OTC in the UK? 220
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 12/06/2025If the renaming selection criterion is that the namesake shares a surname with the actual Confederates, then they pretty much still are, no? 000
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Their new "Has the same surname as the Confederate former namesake"-selection criteria cheat code is obvious and gross. Letter of the law vs spirit of the law, I guess. Still infuriating. I worked at Ft. Gregg-Adams until March. GEN Gregg was beaming at the redesignation. He so deserved better. 000
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I get you, but we shouldn't be surprised. After all, we're the same people who went and let the worst member of a "NewsRadio" cast ~that included Andy Dick~ become a Thought Leader™ and kingmaker. We're so post-Truth now that the coin of the realm is Vibes. 040
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Four Seasons Total Landscaping was like we were all living in a "30 Rock" episode for a day. 040
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Please tell me I'm misreading the DOGEbag's comment. Was he suggesting that the vet basically eat that bullet? 160
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I mean, I'd gladly pay $1055 to have my job back, but instead of contributing my taxes from a well-paying job, I'm drawing unemployment and subsidized ACA health coverage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'd say the DOGE frenzy is penny-wise and pound-foolish, but it's not even penny-wise. Scams usually aren't. 110
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 14/05/2025And most important: have been employed on TV. 110
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 13/05/2025My first time working as a contractor, I wanted to buy my Army boss ~a slice of rhubarb pie~ (I learned it was his favorite, and a high school friend of mine owns a pie shop that had it on the menu). I didn't realize it didn't matter how small, he wouldn't accept it. 🫤 030
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Same. This is my first year without mine. Lost her to an accident 10 days before Christmas and I'm *still* having that half second of "Oh, I need to tell Mom about..."at every turn. It's nearly 5 months on and I'm still struggling. That email was jarring. I'm proud I didn't spiral ~this time~. 110
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Hey, I think we finally found some Fraud, Waste, and Abuse™! 1502
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 02/05/2025No no, you need to understand, we can't spare anything for vets, the billionaires need it more! Particularly El*n, who has to feed his roughly 547 random generated password-named kids who he never sees. Sorry, vets, but our hands are tied. 040
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 21/04/2025And it's not like folks working in the DoD — GS as well as contractors — have to do annual training on this very topic, whether you have a clearance or not. It's not like it's continually drilled into your head or anything. 060
schmanda.bsky.social @schmanda.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Putting aside that the response was on Twitter, an actual comms professional would say "all media." Mediums are, erm, something different. My wager is that it's the handiwork of a DOGEbag. 040
