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Official account for the fake/real fandom event where anything goes. Don't like, don't read. 🚫Ghost of Ronald Reagan DNI🚫 tumblr.com/schlocktober archiveofourown.org/collections/Schlocktober/

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Mariah Currey @mariahcurrey.bsky.social · 17h
3. Blue Collar Play Claudia's here to take a look at your pipes 🔧🐍 #schlocktober #schlocktober2026 #comicoop #ocsky #hotwerewolfhusband
Black and white drawing. Claudia is dressed as a plumber but her tool belt is full of sex toys. She is tipping her hat (that says milf squad) and saying "I got a call about dirty pipes in need of snaking."
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Rabbit @parkouringrabbit.bsky.social · 17h
#Schlocktober Day 1: A sex robot that only speaks binary. Repost because I misspelled Schlocktober and Bluesky doesnt allow edits (Why Bluesky?)
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Twicethekid @twicethekid.bsky.social · 19h
Schlocktober prompt: Blue Collar play. Pure Schlock, made in about an hour. Nothing is accurate.
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 21h
Schlocktober Day 3: - Gay Frogs - Grape Treading - Blue Collarplay
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Mariah Currey @mariahcurrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2. Amateurbation This one's from the #schlocktober prompt list. I've got a couple of those mixed in again this year 🤡 #schlocktober2026 #comiccoop #usualhaunts #ocsky
Black and white, 5 panel, ink drawn comic. Panel one, Jamie is shocked Mathilde has never masturbated before. Panel 2, Jamie throws a bunch of her (unused) adult toys in a box Mathilde holds. Panel 3, Mathilde is left with the box to "give em a try and have fun!" Panel 4, Mathilde looks exasperated as something in the box begins to vibrate. Panel 5, a tiny, tired Mathilde says "I think I might just use my hand..."
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Schlocktober Day 2: - Amateurbation - Neapolitan Sex - Plumbism
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Schlocktober Day 1: - Hole Reversal - Fuck and Die and Cry - Sex Robot That Speaks Binary And we already have our very first sexbot! archiveofourown.org/works/93412206
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three days...
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Twicethekid @twicethekid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nipple blindness For Schlocktober, I’m premature Schlocktobering. #BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Gale #Shadowheart #NippleBlindness
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Twicethekid @twicethekid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My Schlocktober entry for the prompt “tender loving bukakke”. #BG3fanart #Schlocktober #Barcus #StonemasonKith #Gale #orc #bukakke
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We're back, baby! www.tumblr.com/schlocktober...
Calendar for Schlocktober 2026. Text description at link.
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We just hit 500 schlocks in the AO3 collection! Kudos to everyone who has created, and I'll see you soon with new prompts for this October. 💚
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Schlockentines!
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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
A puppy with rollerblades skedaddles across the screen. The text is written in alphabet fridge magnet letters and reads NOT THE BEST, BUT HAVIN FUN
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Full post on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/schlocktober...
Valentine's Day schlock prompts for February 14th:
- Misprinted Sex Coupons
- Candy Heart Threats
- Box of Pre-Chewed Chocolates
- Bouquet of Toes
- Jewelry That Turns Skin Green
- ChatGPT's Bad Dating Advice
- Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner in Bed (They Can't Leave)
- Champagne for One
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Merry Christmas! Your final prompts: - Sex with the Clauses - Sugarplum Denial - Krampussy - Christmas Cookie Cuckolding
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
December 24th Prompts: - Little Drummer Fuckboi - Three Unwise Men - Biblically Accurate Snow Angel - Chainplay with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
December 23rd Prompts: - Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume - Advent Calendar Full of Cum - Mistletoe Allergy - Mittenjob
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
December 22nd Prompts: - Inappropriate Use of Fruitcake - Sex in Ugly Sweaters - Chopping Down a Sentient Tree - Explicit Caroling
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
December 21st Prompts: - Charitable Oral Sex - Polar Express Train Running - Candy Caning - Synagagged
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
December 20th prompts: - Gift Wrap Mummification - Butt Plug Made of Coal - Random Act of Rudeness - Schmaltz As Lube
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
December 19th Prompts: - Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon - North Pole Stripper Pole - Drinking a Snow Globe - Hand Stuff During Blessing
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
December 18th Prompts: - Sexts to Santa - Ornament Insertion - Huffing Spray Snow - Dough Nutting
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
December 17th Prompts: - Snowman Carrot Erection - Stuck in a Chimney - Gift Made of Body Hair - POV Chocolate Coin
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Tavylia Sin (Lia the Sinner) @tavyliasin.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Every day between now and the 25th I'll be adding a new piece to this series of shorts based on the #JingleBellSchlock prompts! archiveofourown.org/series/5514211 2 works so far, 10 to go! Countdown to midwinter feasts the sexy way~ Mind the tags on each piece~ #BG3 #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic #BG3Fic
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Your December 16th prompts: - Suspiciously Stiff Stocking - Aphrodisiacal Eggnog - Yellow Snow - Sex Position Dreidel
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Happy December 15th! Today's Prompts: - Wire Ribbon Shibari - Dildo Sweatshop - Tongue Stuck to Frozen Pole - Latke Nipple Pasties
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Today's Prompts: - Erotic Tree Trimming - Balls in a Nutcracker - Regifting a Sex Toy - Odd Menorah Fumes
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ShadowViking @cytokine-spy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My #jinglebellschlock fic, based in the prompt Snowman Carrot Erection! Enjoy lol archiveofourown.org/works/75418366 #bloodweave #nsfw #crackfic #gale #astarion
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Inappropriate Use of a Snowman - ShadowViking - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Happy Official Start to Jingle Bell Schlock! There are already 7 lovely schlocks in the collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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Tavylia Sin (Lia the Sinner) @tavyliasin.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Gathered all my vote posts for the Jingle Bell Schlock prompt event! The only ones not linked are the ones going live tomorrow and the day after, if you want to decide my fate for December writing: www.tumblr.com/tavyliasin/8...
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💬 8  🔁 159  ❤️ 234 · Reposting with links to all my votes for pieces! Get voting before they close if you want to decide my WinterSchlock fate! · All times are UTC 0 (GMT) so if you're in a differ…
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock. Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober
A prompt calendar.

December 14:

Erotic Tree Trimming
Balls in a Nutcracker
Regifting a Sex Toy
Odd Menorah Fumes

December 15:
Wire Ribbon Shibari
Dildo Sweatshop
Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole
Latke Nipple Pasties

December 16:
Suspiciously Stiff Stocking
Aphrodisiacal Eggnog
Yellow Snow
Sex Position Dreidel

December 17:
Snowman Carrot Erection
Stuck in a Chimney
Gift Made of Body Hair
POV Chocolate Coin

December 18:
Sexts to Santa
Ornament Insertion
Huffing Spray Snow
Dough Nutting

December 19:
Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon
North Pole Stripper Pole
Drinking a Snow Globe
Hand Stuff During Blessing

December 20:
Gift Wrap Mummification
Butt Plug Made of Coal
Random Act of Rudeness
Schmaltz As Lube

December 21:
Charitable Oral Sex
Polar Express Train Running
Candy Caning
Synagagged

December 22:
Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake
Sex in Ugly Sweaters
Chopping Down a Sentient Tree
Explicit Caroling

December 23:
Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume
Advent Calendar Full of Cum
Mistletoe Allergy
Mittenjob

December 24:
Little Drummer Fuckboi
Three Unwise Men
Biblically Accurate Snow Angel
Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future

December 25:
Sex with the Clauses
Sugarplum Denial
Krampussy
Christmas Cookie Cuckholding
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Schlocktober is over, but stay tuned for a special holiday announcement. 🎅🏻🎄🕯️❄️
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Jayne Silver @jaynesilver.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Oh, yes, I'm quite late for this #Schlocktober - Enemas to Lovers - but as you'll see, I got very invested in the premise. Enjoy reluctant omega Kylo Ren going to the doctor, where he meets cold, beautiful alpha Dr. Hux, & his picture-perfect omega nurse Mitaka. archiveofourown.org/works/735764...
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! 🎃 Your prompts for the last day of Schlocktober are: - Pumpkin Seed Snowballing - Candy Apple Coating - Ghost of a Sex Offender
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Tavylia Sin (Lia the Sinner) @tavyliasin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The final day of #Schlocktober! Thank you for joining me on this wild adventure~ The last voted pairing was #BG3Raphael x #Haarlep again and this time #RaphLep are filling that Candy Apple Coating prompt with some temperature play and unwise use of sugar~ #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
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Title: Schlocktober Day 31 Candy Apple Coating
Tags: Raphael x Haarlep, Unwise Use of Sugar, Bondage, Gag, D/s, Temp Play
Main Text: “Shhh, Archduke, do stop your complaining – or are you truly so pitiful that a little heat can bring you to your knees?” Haarlep curled one wicked claw beneath Raphael’s chin, watching the wrinkle at the bridge of his nose deepening. But at least the groans of protest stopped. “There, much better.” 

The incubus continued with their devious plot, molten sugar poured from tip to base, spread across every infernal ridge, blowing until it hardened like the shaft beneath.

“Now, which of your little mice gets to taste this treat first, hmm?” 

Raphael’s answer was muted by the gag once more.
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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Today's Prompts: - Lube As Spit - Pet Work - Clear Showers (Character Is Adequately Hydrated)
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Tavylia Sin (Lia the Sinner) @tavyliasin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Almost at the end of #Schlocktober! Here's day 30 with Lube as Spit from #Shadowheart x #Halsin - almost at the end now! The full series is on AO3 too for those who missed any days and want to binge read the descent into the weird~ #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
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The bottom of the piece is signed by the author, Tavylia Sin, in both standard and infernal fonts. 
Title: Schlocktober Day 30 Lube as Spit
Tags: Shadowheart x Halsin, WildShape and Lycanthropy, dryness issues
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“Even water isn't helping,” Shadowheart frowned at the flask as if it would suddenly be more hydrating just from being scorned. 

“I may have an…unusual solution for you, it is one I often turn to if my wild shape has left my tongue like sand.”

“Lycanthropy is hardly comparable to druid abilities—”

“A dry tongue is just the same no matter the cause.” Halsin handed over a bottle, the contents smelling slightly sweet. 

“Halsin, is this lubricant? For…”

“If you would rather sample it from—”

“From the bottle will suffice,” she took a swig, nose wrinkling momentarily. “Honey flavoured? Really?”
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Tavylia Sin (Lia the Sinner) @tavyliasin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#Schlocktober Day 29 - Coming in someone else's pants and Clowns so you know it has to be #BG3Klaus x #DribblesTheClown! #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
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The bottom of the piece is signed by the author, Tavylia Sin, in both standard and infernal fonts. 
Title: Schlocktober Day 29 Coming in someone else's pants/Clowns
Tags: Klaus x Dribbles the Clown, Clowning Around, Laundry trouble
Main Text: “Do you mind?” Klaus frowned at the clown wearing his clothes.

“I thought these weren’t the right colour… Blame whoever had washing duty,” Dribbles replied with a wry smile, “and if you want them back, you’re welcome to take them.” 

“We don’t have time for this.” With all the strength of an experienced doorman, Klaus tackled the trouser thief, holding him in a grapple, finding the fastenings.

“Little to the left,” Dribbles wriggled in his grasp, clearly enjoying this far too much. “Careful or I’ll come undone before these do!”

In the end, they laundry had to be done again.
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Tavylia Sin (Lia the Sinner) @tavyliasin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
And finally catching up to yesterday for #Schlocktober Day 28 Breaking a Sex Contract with the classing #RaphLep banter as #BG3Raphael realises he may need to be more careful with the fine print with #Haarlep around... #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
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The bottom of the piece is signed by the author, Tavylia Sin, in both standard and infernal fonts. 
Title: Schlocktober Day 28 Breaking a Sex Contract
Tags: Raphael x Haarlep, Contractual Obligations, The Fine Print
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“You took the form of another without permission, Harlot,” Raphael frowned, even as the incubus loomed over him with a devilish grin.

“I believe your contract specified that I do not take any of your clients without your approval,” Haarlep traced a claw along his chin. “But your dear Little Mouse never signed~” 

“A trivial matter of time, nothing more.” 


“Oh? You are so very sure of yourself,” infernal fire swirled, transforming the incubus into the perfect copy of the one who had been taking up far too much space in Raphael’s mind. “Admit it, you want a taste, Archduke~”
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