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@schlitzstop.bsky.social
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 22h
Thank you! (I did need that)
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 22h
Congratulations! Best of luck to the happy couple!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ICE just said "Hold my beer".
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A Confederacy of Dunces!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you have a Grogunk?
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiiime!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These unethical, immoral psychos somehow think that publicly executing a quadriplegic will make them look manly. It just further sullies our standing in the world.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sex so good you get two sammiches!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huzzah!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Huzzah and Well Done!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then we could all have our pudding, even if we don't eat our meat!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I grow up I wanna ride a unicorn.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And that's why foam mattresses should be outlawed
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll be Camembert Wensleydale!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And work up a sweat.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People should mind their own fucking business!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We understand.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Way to go!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's exhausting! I worked a trade show last week. Needed the weekend of little communication to re-set.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great, now!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes! Tonight I did a chicken stir fry. Used a bottles sauce, bag of pre-chopped veggies and microwave rice. It was yummy. (Did short ribs last night. That took more work.)
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Birthday!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Krugman has written about Bessent's abysmal track record.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And Tubby is daring them to do it, claiming that Joe Biden used to fall asleep in meetings but he never has! This is yet another fealty test. "I'm going to lie to you, and you'd better flash your shit-eating grin."
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can rest those tootsies wherever you like!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll come over with my Tupperware! (Actually, I'm not that fancy. Would you fill up a Ziplock bag for me?)
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And The Fall wins!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sending good thoughts!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dementia patients lose their inhibitions. Most swear more than they used to.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was on an episode of Tanked. They made a fish tank for his house. I thought it was the most real of all the episodes. They didn't clean everything out of the house to make it spotless for tv. And you saw his wife and kids looking like a wife and kids.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I'd be fine with our military doing to those jets what they do to small boats.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That bitch is strictly mish, no foreplay.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you ain't building you're breaking.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell me more about those biscuits and gravy.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You were rocking it!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not kind.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That sounds dirty.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Confederacy of Dunces!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kitties love tummy rubs!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's the only lie they have left. Pathetic!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Work it!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You haven't missed anything.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy fuck! He sounds like a blathering moron. And he was begging for some sort of reply from an audience that was not engaged in his idiocy. Such a weak, pathetic creature!
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've been called worse.
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schlitzstop.bsky.social @schlitzstop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did Tubby get this suit from David Byrne?
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