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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHY IS SHE IN A CRYPT WHY IS SHE IN A CRYPT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG The Death of a Showgirl?!?! PATIENT. ZERO.!!!!!!! This reaper is ANXIOUS.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2026 is feeling like the year of repeats and let me just say, I get it, let's keep the tally low universe. Thanks so much
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Did you see The Onion's "exclusives" on the wedding? Only news source I trust re: this event because it seems highly realistic based on the wedding party's public personas
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well hell. I might actually join up then lol
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Aggressively the worst part about working in healthcare but not having a medical license is that my friends will say things that sound like random bragging to them and scream "THEIR DR THINKS THEY HAVE CANCER" to me. And I have to keep my cool cause I'm basically a slightly better Dr Google.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Couple years ago, I posted to Instagram that I thought it was funny (hmm, not haha) that my cat and I both had face cancers at the same time. Friday he was at the vet for his back arthritis Today I'm in the ED for my (turns out) slipped disc and... back arthritis. We are once again twins lol
Instagram post from 5/30/2024 of a white woman with a large white patch on her forehead and an orange cat sitting behind her with a cone of shame. Caption reads "and then there were nomer // this household is currently tumor free!"Orange cat in closed kennel cage. Photo take from outside with kennel door closed. Kennel door is metal crosshatch. White woman giving peace sign symbol while wearing a blue flannel shirt and two hospital wristbands. Person is sitting on hospital bed and metro lifeline and soiled fabric box are in the corners of screen. The curtain across the doors is tan with green, blue, and grey stripes.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One of the most ridiculous things about my life is how happy I get when my oxygen saturation is at 100. Gotta love disability 😶
Heart vital sign monitor showing an O2 saturation of 100
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Taylor Swift's speech for the SHOF was not revolutionary in that it was witty, poignant, quietly political, an invitation for creativity and care, earnest, and 21 minutes that felt like five. I've heard her say some version of these things before bc her brand is consistently, genuinely pro art.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
www.songhall.org/profiles/ts I'm not sure I'll ever shut up about this. Being alive at the same time as her and being able to experience her art feels as precious as imagining what it must have been like to be alive and experiencing Shakespeare or Van Gogh. It's been a long time coming for her.
songhall.org
Taylor Swift
The Songwriters Hall of Fame is dedicated and committed to honor and preserve the contributions and legacies of songwriters of all genres of music, while…
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Did you know that KC's homeless shelters close on Memorial Day? They're only open in the winter. But homeless people are unsightly. So my neighbors are being jailed for existing. Because of these fucking games nobody asked for.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My neighbors are hungry. They can't afford to eat a meal everyday. They can't afford to feed their kids. My neighbors are exhausted. They're being ground into the dust by shit we didn't fucking vote for (did you know KC doesn't get to decide how much of our own city budget goes to police?).
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
People outside KC (and any other FIFA US city) might not see it, but the residents of Kansas City don't want FIFA here. In the last month, the state violence has increased SIGNIFICANTLY. People are desperate angry. All of us are sick of being treated (or watching our neighbors be treated) this way.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
City renovation/restoration didn't start until Feb/Mar 2026, and yet city planners are going on PR tours insisting that they've been planning for these games for a decade You know what's been in the works for a decade? An outright assault on the working poor and homeless. Escalating police violence
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I can't express enough how these are just lying around. A second verse on an album with All Too Well and Treacherous. The bridge from How Did it End from TTPD where The Smallest Man, Alchemy, the Bolter, and The Black Dog are! A song for Toy Story FIVE. This is what mid looks like for her! Her mind!
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just love Taylor Swift's music so much like to exist during the horrors is awful, but to exist at the time where this poetry is just... lying around... what a blessing.
Screenshot of lyrics from "Sad Beautiful Tragic" by Taylor Swift:
"In dreams, I meet you in warm conversation / And we both wake in lovely beds and different cities / And time is taking its sweet erasing you / And you've got your demons and, darling / They all look like me"
Screenshot of lyrics from "How Did it End?" by Taylor Swift:
"Say it once again with feeling
How the death rattle breathing
Silenced as the soul was leaving
The deflation of our dreaming
Leaving me bereft and reeling
My beloved ghost and me
Sitting in a tree
D-Y-I-N-G"Screenshot of lyrics from song "I Knew It, I Knew You" by Taylor Swift:
"I knew you
Through the daze of the blades of the grass in summer
Parachutes for the free fall of being younger
I memorized the sound of your bare footsteps running wild
It's been a long time
Life has ways of leaving those days behind"
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Me: listening to an amazing song on repeat dozens of times Me: "I should probably listen to something else" Me: turns off song Me: immediately sad because the only thing I want to do is listen to this song Also, sounds like Betty got the last word. Good for her Also also welcome home Peter, jaMEs
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
HAPPY SWIFT INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE (On 5/30/25, Taylor Swift announced that she had purchased her masters. This legacy has had a significant impact on how much information new artists have when signing with labels and has fundamentally altered the music industry. For the better. Yay!)
Side by side comparison of two images. First image shows a tweet from 5/30/25 at 11:25pm "your daily reminder" with a picture of Taylor Swift standing by a chalkboard with the words "Real Swifties Don't Stream Stolen Versions." Second image shows a tweet from Taylor Swift saying "You belong with me. Letter on my site :)" and shows four photos of Swift surrounded by her first six studio albums: Debut, Fearless, Speak Now, Red, 1989, and Reputation. Swift's tweet is timestamped 5/30/25 at 11:27pm.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The constant murder of trans people. Conversion therapy. The expected lifespan of black trans women being HALF of white cis women bc murder rates. Rampant discrimination leading to homelessness+imprisonment. And then a sprinkle on top... propaganda and threats to keep you from ever asking what if...
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"The 'they' in my profile is to honor what could have been" is something a middle aged person said today about their personal experience with gender expression, and now I'm sobbing at Bigger Than the Whole Sky because of course Taylor Swift has a song about it. The trans genocide is so expansive.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I have a feeling this year's pride is going to be a reminder that pride started as a protest. Trans lives matter. Trans people are an essential part of the queer community. They are the core of our liberation. They deserve respect, honor, peace, and dignity. TERFs will never be welcome at my table
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I don't know anyone at NYT. Or Taylor Swift. These people are all strangers to me. Doing their things at times that are best for their jobs and lives. But what do you mean though. What do you MEAN, THOUGH. The interview is an icon being iconic. Damn. I'm so happy to listen to her talk about art.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I fucking can't with Taylor Swift anymore What do you mean that after the morning I had - the week I had - there's a new 30 minute interview on making art?! When I'm on my thirteenth reason the stars aligned like that?! And I'm supposed to continue to understand that all of this is coincidence???
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Me: "that's so cool! Nature really is awesome" Me ten minutes later: "wait how did they find that out" This is why "trust your gut" is bad advice when your gut is an idiot
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
First tornado of the season and spent it pantless on the steps of the basement while meowing at a "let me find the most obscure hiding place ever bc I loathe the idea of a basement party (usually my favorite place)" 2yo cat & ignoring all tornado safety bc "SHE'S STUPID! SHE DOESN'T KNOW" Yay spring
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Today during the war, I had a piano lesson. I gained custody of one person. I bestowed nine babies with names carefully chosen by their parents with love. I made jokes with my mom and my SIL. I cooked dinner for my family. This is why my urgent opinion on the war is not relevant on social media.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My cat: "115+ girls were murdered using your tax dollars this week just for *checks notes* going to school, and you're making jokes about communication and capitalism? Seriously? (What do you want from me, a TS fan account? Urgent reactions from an American are not...) Bring me treats. I'm a cat."
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My mom: "I can't possibly work, the sun is out" Me: "my mother has kidnapped the sun, I can't possibly be expected to bestow names upon babies in this condition" My sister in law: "I'm submitting PTO if I can't make up the hours later in the week" My grandmother: "I went swimming today!"
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Whether you're aware of it or not..." I'm floored by the kindness of this phrase and the way people take offense to it is wild. It gives -benefit of the doubt -assumption of ignorance -opportunity for education and growth -chance for reflection ... and yet. All people hear is accusation. Foolish
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
For the last... lifetime, I have reminded myself that nothing that is coming has not already been survived. They cannot erase a fact of humanity through genocide by bureaucracy. They cannot murder the human spirit. I'm not the one who needs this reminder. Kansas legislatures, you will lose. Always
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
BLACK joy is resistance BLACK rest is resistance White women telling black women that "my joy/rest is resistance" in response to "so wtf are you gonna do about the horrors" is white supremacy. It's prioritizing white comfort over the lives and safety of everyone else. Want to resist? MASK UP. N95+
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This photo was published of Pikes Peak recently on the official El Paso county website, so if we're treating mountains the same way we treat obviously queer celebrities, Pikes Peak will be called "the straightest mountain alive" for the next nine years, during which time it'll be Sheriff of GayTown.
Screenshot of elpaso county photographs page. Shown is "view from the mountains" by Joe Letke, El Paso county staff, and "pink pikes peak" by Karen Logan, El Paso county staff. Pink pikes peak is purple, pink, and blue.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Second family member in six months getting brain surgery this week. I like the way covid exists in every conversation all the time, but if I say it, it's like I'm the one who gave these people their aneurysms and their brain tumors, not that they traded their healthy brains for brunch mimosas.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When Taylor talked about having to make sure this album (Showgirl) got it "just right" because it was so important, I like to think she meant the album that was in the pop zeitgeist representing her work had to be as perfect as possible when she became eligible for SHOF. Eye on legacy, indeed.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Someone gets offline and does actual work to make an actual contribution to someone else's life, that's performative actually, if they're a woman who you hate for some fucking reason. Taylor Swift is a lightning rod for bullshit, but "discernment" isn't "I hate the pop culture bc it's popular." END
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
But as soon as we introduce a successful woman adored by women and teen girls, who built a legacy on "music about girlhood" All that nuance disappears. She didn't tweet about it so it didn't happen, right? You're yelling about "go TALK to your neighbors and get OFFLINE and do REAL WORK" but 2/
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
We understand large collective action like "unionizing Starbucks workers" takes more than just "current employees quit working at Starbucks" It takes leaders, protestors, followers, people to spread the word about the boycott or protest. It also takes mutual aid. People to fund the strikers. 1/
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Is Taylor Swift evil? I don't know her personally so I don't know! I do know that a lot of really evil people BENEFIT from the narrative that the (arguably) most powerful white woman in the world is a fascist who hates poor people. And I know she donates her $ in a way that a fascist would not.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I want to take "white women need to listen up" takes seriously because I am a white woman and I should probably listen up, but when you spend 80% of your argument on "...and that's why Taylor Swift is evil," I cannot continue to take any of your argument seriously. And that's bad for communication!
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Do you ever spend a month off celebrity social media and then the day you come back to it, the primary things you see are bot-farmed astroturfed BS takes about your emotional support billionaire and her dumbass fiancé, and it's weird that this came back the day that she made music history (again)...
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I said what I said.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Other "straightest woman alive" actions from Taylor Allison Swift in this week's docudrop: -saying hi to the full moon -calling the lesbian flag dress a "sunset dress" -"LOVE WINS" artwork in her house -... no but really, why is the episode named that?! WHY IS IT NAMED THAT THOUGH
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
"These are two breakup songs" *sings mashup of Maroon (muse is a woman) and Cowboy Like Me (lavender marriage) to her boyfriend and her boyfriend's boyfriend These being in the same episode made me scream
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
No but why was the "Tayvis" ep named "Thank You For the Lovely Bouquet"? The song's thesis is 1 nobody can love a showgirl (not even other showgirls), 2 "I'm married to the hustle" and 3 "pain, hidden by the lipstick and lace" AKA you don't know how bad it is cause I can tell you lies...????!?!
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I'm so glad aroace people have gotten to the point of visibility of 22 year olds online calling it a trend. That's awesome! In my youthful days, they were just overpathologised and had crimes committed against them. Oh how far we've come as a society. Bigotry of "you're existing for attention" 🙄
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Nearly three full weeks after the fire in the bedroom, we were able to sleep through the night as a family (two humans and two cats) in the bedroom. No fires, no pee accidents, and an unfortunate number of farts from the eldest cat. But a success that was unimaginable even five days ago
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
So far (15 minutes into the first episode) the only meaningful update I can give on my opinion of this docuseries is that my lovely children are extremely confused about whether I'm happy or sad and keep looking at me sideways from a safe distance (a sob and a cheer are equally likely to come)
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"What state were you born in?" "Kansas City" "There are two Kansas City's. Which one?" "The real one." "Okay, you can pick up your birth certificate in Missouri." Kansas City is older than MO but existed OUTSIDE KANSAS FOR A REASON. Nobody likes KCK 🤣
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This is why work from home policies are important. If I didn’t work from home, how could I possibly startle my daughter so much that she forgets she’s a cat?
Grey tabby cat standing on hind legs. On a Grey couch and red blanket. Pink wall and closed window with sunshine through blinds slats in background.
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H @schlegie.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Just a quick reminder… Not an excuse to be homophobic.
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