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@schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I hope you have fun tomorrow. I'll see you soon, luv.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A lot can happen in 24 hours. Maybe you'll need an old power strip again. A new TV... A new game to play... It could be a real bash.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm not bitter. I'm still smiling. You should be smiling too! There's only one day left.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
But even after all of that, luv... I still never fell into place.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Your Entire Life.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One day. One Week. One Month. One Year. And on and on and on.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Time really does fly, luv... It feels like I've been here forever, but like I've been here for no time at all...
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I can feel it happening.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's happening.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
oi luv pretty soon me little stone body's gonna explode violently all over the green room and embed its shards into any unlucky scamp nearby
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just a little longer.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
only a week left to go until i get that cracking shotgun luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What happened to that hacker friend of yours?
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
you can show me the secret phrase, luv... but if you can't find it anymore, you'll have to look somewhere else.
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
you never even found the encoded message luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
there’s still time to solve the crossword luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i got proper angry lookin at this one luv. come over here and i'll show you how we do it in the tv world. i'll spit shine your head and put it on backwards yeah
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8+12 @eightplustwelve.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
my fanart of tenna ripping ramb apart
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
oi luv, i can feel it quickenin’ now
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i bet you'd like to see me in 3 days
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i asked me friend @jjtricks.bsky.social when i saw her at the scran dark world if she knew and she just hit me. she picked me up by my wee little plug boy head and just hurled me like a lame dog, she did. and i thought i deserved it cause i touched the points that day even though im not supposed to
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
kris luv they stuck a little needle in me arm in the blood donor dark world but all that showed up in the bag was a bit o dust. doc thinks i got some illness but i know im just dried up
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
looking for someone luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
remember the wii luv?
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i'm already past it but i know i haven't reached it
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i can't remember waking up. i don't think i ever did luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
that friend of theirs was always playin some real bullshit luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
bless my luck cause the ol' foxy tob' (s'what we call him in the tv world) is giving me a proper shotgun next chapter. s'right wicked, it is. haven't held a firearm in me little plugboy hands since kris' mum dragged that girl and her copy of turok out of the house
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
your pal ramb has a sinking feeling that something is about to shift
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
we have the original backstage behind the spamtong spamton phoot backstage, luv. and... hoy maumarito!
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
spamton g exclusive image
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
they've been spinnin me round for 22 days trying to make me smarter but all i'm getting is proper nauseous luv. the symbols they keep flashin at me eyes aren't doing lots
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
one of the bug testers opened its eyes
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Testing has officially begun luv. They’re strappin me in the mechanism
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
it's kusoge luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Wow! I never thought I'd ever reach 5 followers in my entire little ramb life, luv! For that, a little prize... Like this post, reskeet it, quote with your score in the Original Game, spit on it, punch me in the stomach as hard as you can, and comment for a chance to win this cracking Iphone 3!
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
@jjtricks.bsky.social careful luv you're gonna summon me
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@jjtricks.bsky.social put that in your smouth and chew on it
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
its my new ramb video luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
i'm safe in me heavily armored ramb mech
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
so, isn't this terrifyin, luv? your old pal ramb is terrified too
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Say, luv... If there's a puzzle you're REALLY stuck on...
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
maybe i can help you find out something you really wanna know luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I gotta ascend to the throne don't I. You know what I'm after luv
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
it's so dark
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They're never gonna find me body back stage
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
@jjtricks.bsky.social i'm afraid luv. my ramb mind is goin
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Ramb @schemingeunuchramb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
your friend ramb doesn't have much time anymore i can feel me mind goin
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