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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro

@scharpp.bsky.social
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Fire & Safety Professional, retired. Fencing; foil, epee & saber. Motorcycle touring. BMW motorcycles. xc skiing, TM practitioner. You can't boss me; I own a cat! I bow to none, I kiss no ring & never be a subject of a king. Women are NOT spoils of war!

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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
About the Hawkeye game, Jack Smith claimed to be at: As Csitlin Clark was there, I'm sure there will ne a camera shot of Smith being there. Oops! Not the Hawks game? Me thinks someone feels the penetration of a lie sliding up his derriere.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not sure another Jan. 6 encore will work in DJT;s favor. If he suggests that they "fight like Hell for Democracy", the other side just might! OOps!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ehem! Now that "Failed" CNN is banned from DJT, the Trump Corndog eater, Scoot Jenning is no longer needed and can be removed, After all his eating of Trump Mayo (tm), his service is no longer needed. CNN will save millions is wasted payroll. Thank you for your attention.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Peter Jenning now has an opportunity to repeat those articulate questions, and answers, of his self proclaim phone conversation. ON LIVE TV! This will be intersting. Mummy 2026
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think I bought an oil rig.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why do they call it a Pu55y rock? Oh? Oh! Oh.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay CONGRESS! You have a mentally questioned president, with an assistant with NO SECURITY CLEARANCE, sending pics with LAUNCH CODES, where any one can read. And the 25th Amendment has not entered your head?! You want RAPTURE? Get it someplace else! Nits!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Habba enjoying Her Taco and "stuff" that accompanies that.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Natalie enjoying a corndog. Some will get it, some almost, some never will.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trumps favorite catered meal? Boneless, spineless chicken. What's Natalies? Tube steak in brown sauce. What flowers did DJT send to those he left behind? Forget-me-nots. Oh, Badda bing badda boom.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What do you get in a catering truck, when running away from all that trouble? Enough to send to the telescope Hubble; as long as those he left drinks a double; Apologies to Diana Ross
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Vintage Casper Old Courthouse. Fire destroyed it, and underpass was built, giving the 4 entrances to the town
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Brave Sir Donald But it's okay, as the plot thickens; What'd they have for lunch? The Spineless, Boneless Chicken!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Brave Sir Donald Lower the shade! Lower the shade! You mustn't see you fate! Once they SEE a flash, it'll more than be too late; Brave, Brave Sir Donald, now safely fleeing Coward Force One, his ring bearers huddled in a bunch, Brave, Brave Sir Donald says, Hey! Let's have lunch!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Brave, Brave Sir Donald; Doesn't hesitate, to leave his Cabinet 9, only as tempting bait; Zoom, zoom, zem, zem, zem; Brave, Brave Sir Donald can always replace them. Four browned lipped rings that got away, four that know how to say, don't second guess, three words; Yes, Yes, Yes!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sure! Brave, Brave Sir Donald; flies you in Air Force One; any sign of trouble; watch him run, run, run; If you ha ve any luck, you can ride the Caterer's truck; but Barrasso, even tho' you've dress sharper, don't hide there! That's for Ms. Harper!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They didn't suggest Natalie Harper is a Russian asset. They suggested how she is always rushing to sit down. Thanks for your attention in this matter. Also ignore how much she looks like that 14-year-old that he..
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ancient Casper Wyoming
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I figured it out: DJT lured each Mag(ot) into a room, when he discloses his Hellboy look; horns, bad breath and happily self-soiled. And before the hallucinations from "the vapors" wear off, they're convinced they will soon be rich beyond imagination, Knowing they'll destroy themselves for IT/him!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
youtu.be/Zsh7mJJhwxg?... Mitch has been found!
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La calavera
YouTube video by Francisco Manzo
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
youtu.be/iziaA-5-SiE?... Remember, Remember, the month of November!
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NEW DOO-WOP HIT: TODD BLANCH
YouTube video by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Typical Haul Truck of a Wyoming mine. A human will only be as tall as the hub of the wheel, which will humble anyone, except DJT, who needs to spend a hot summer day in 'the pit', just to have a taste of real work, which is like teaching him Uzbeki an.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dragline at a Hanna, Wyoming coal mine. Each bucket can easily fit in a few houses. Wyoming coal is a clean coal, meaning it requires no "bffer" to clean it during a burn. DJT thinks cleaning means washing it, but he also thinks a cattle guard is a human sentinel, LOL! Psh: Don't tell him!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On a pleasant day, there's alway something trying to mess things up. I'm not afraid, as rainbows will be delivered like a hope for a real government that truly belongs to the people!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wyoming Mile Marker.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Typical Wyoming Warbler: Bald Eagle. There's an in-town prairie dog town, plus rabbits to keep her occupied. As wires are live wires, the power companies purposely separate them beyond an eagle's wingspan.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Soda Acid, circa 1948's late,
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sculpture of a fire chief. This is a nose mask sculpture. Artist: Edward Dilgarde III. Art gives the mind a chance to breathe during chaos.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wyoming started this. It is a Red state now and women cannot goven their own bodies and the men would not put their balls on the line in solidarity. Are women cowards? No, but the fellas sure are! Require mandatory sterilization by 35 or give women their bodies back. Women are not spoils of war!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Samantha, or Sammy
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
GOP Congress
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Remember Remember the 5th of November
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
youtu.be/zEmfsmasjVA?...
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Bring Out Your Dead - Monty Python And The Holy Grail. Remastered [HD]
YouTube video by The Channel That Can't Take Anything Seriously
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In history, I'm sure the king at the reception of the Declaration of Independence of the United States, could not believe the defiance of the low life citizens, or its declaration of war, after taxing, and lethal attacks against its former people. MAGA missed that part in Social Studies.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
John Barasso, WY, will tell Mitch, the next time he talks 2 him again, unlike last time, will the news 2 him about Lindsey, but this time he will PUBLICLY VIDEO IT, and show us the screenshot of his phone log, so we know he speaks the truth, although Truth is a formality anymore and only guidelines
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It is not normal for people without proper uniforms in unmarked cars to brandish military weapons, and killing (murdering) a rando without due process or fair warning. Justice is coming!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If DJT's Dept. of W(h)ar, he can tap his wealthy buddies, The won't even miss it. Give it a try. Elon spends more on toilet paper.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Stop and smell the cactus!
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mitch, Senate: Pay attention.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Remember:
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Has jake tapper watched this movie?
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Again, Brain Dead is DEAD
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
To the Senate. Re: McConnel. Brain dead is still dead. Oh, and release the Epstein Files! Hate to waste space.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We worry about gas, rent, and food. THEY worry about not getting vaporized in their sleep. We worry about cat toys; THEY call a day with no bombing a peaceful day.
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As DJT stated He, DJT is in charge of Venezuela, then of course he willm send a disaster team for the two earthquakes. Right?
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Scharppslicer Swordofwords Canary Yellow Yoda Maestro @scharpp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
youtu.be/hZJRJpbGkG4?... Remember!
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War
YouTube video by Edwin Starr - Topic
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