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Sega Channel Guy

@schannelguy.bsky.social
2.6K followers 556 following 540 posts

Sega Channel enthusiast, historian, and resurrector. Grower of face pubes.

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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would be amazed what daily yoga can help one accomplish
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I second the bidet. An ass so clean you could eat off it
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will never stop never stopping
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only 2 things I can say about this dude are that he looks like guy you cast in a movie where the president turns out to be the villain all along and that that only prospective Dem 2028 candidate I like less is Rahm Emmanuel (for reasons I've never been able to articulate)
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But what if I have an unusually large head?
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Por que no los dos?
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
America was made great again. Allegedly
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It really is so laughable :/
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That sucks. :( Am sorry it happened and the system sucks
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the all time beautiful souls
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Glad to see you back. Gotta ask what that show is
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's like learning AOL dial up went away like a year ago
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wait...they still existed?
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Careful resurrecting. Might accidentally start a religion
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sounds like it was a stream of consciousness moment
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I already hate the Lakers. Don't have to sell me on it
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Imagine the terror of little spiders in Mexico. One misstep and momma spider can beat that ass with a chanclas
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Looks like it's basically an account of dunks on Trump, UK conservatives, and the Tates. Also...is that Matt Damon on the top right?
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bottle it and sell it online. Someone will go for it
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't know if the concept itself or the header image being a humanoid face gently caressed with a paint brush is more unsettling
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I feel like my primary vote for James keeps looking better
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Did they also text a photo of the broken seat?
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Do you pronounce it with an excessive French accent? If yes, might be addicted
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Access to healthy food options should be a right
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
About 8 lbs to where doc says my ideal weight should be. 18 until where coach says I would be really lean
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Down almost 30lbs since Feb. Almost to my early 20s weight
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Better than I have in decades
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Makes sense. Found me a fitness coach to design my plan and keep me on the right track. Has helped worlds
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Much appreciated. Have kept progress photos and that certainly helps the motivation
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Going to be looking over my shoulder assuming you'll be there with the camera to watch me eat it lol. I have taken up at least some fitness goodness this year. The change has been...substantial
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I attempt this and I will end up one of those faceplate and thrown off the treadmill videos
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Coffee enemas
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Save some of that rogue charm for the rest of us, my guy
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Question, are they saying he sent 3d generated Shrek dong? Or that his dong looks like Shrek?
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I dunno. Around a 6...7
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oh damn. I'm on my way
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It happens. What would have made it challenging too is that the thing isn't any standard size so bringing it would've cost a bit in custom cabinetry to make it fit.
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Will have to book some time to catch up. Not as active around places as I used to be
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Not sure I ever saw you rock it lol. Fits better since I have slimmed down some
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sadly got left with the old house
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Still have that shirt too lol
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Still using that gif of me?
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Old home had this avocado green wall oven that was so ugly it was kind of charming. Thing was probably old enough to have seen the moon landing live
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Will fill out that bubble on the ballot so damn hard this fall. You have no idea
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Acting opposite a young Uncle Baby Billy. Amazing
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A well made churro legit slaps
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bluesky is corn confirmed
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Never passing up the chance to post this youtu.be/J8cgFBMXJeU?...
youtu.be
WTF - Headbangers Making Fire
YouTube video by videoisunrelated
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Took my dollars to HEB a long time ago
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Sega Channel Guy @schannelguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Clearly photoshopped. There's no cotton candy here
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