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Andy Schan

@schan.ca
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Proud Canadian, father, husband, foster of dog, ex-Microsoft dude, in no particular order. All posts contain words, or your money back.

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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 15/09/2026
Juno is enjoying her 2nd birthday present! #DogsOfBluesky #GuidePuppyRaising
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 26/08/2026
This is the guide dog puppy I’m fostering; this picture clearly lays out her relationship with our senior cat 🙂
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 17/08/2026
Enshittification; just for fun, I was on the BMW Canada site yesterday playing with their configurator to see what their EVs cost, and today I get this spam 😡 No, I didn't sign into their site or enter my email address @doctorow.pluralistic.net
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 23/06/2026
Life of a guide dog puppy… someone’s always hogging the morning sunbeam 😢 #DogsOfBluesky #CanadianGuideDogs
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 10/05/2026
Here's the guide dog puppy I'm fostering, supervising while I'm installing our new dishwasher
A black lab guide dog puppy in training, supervising a dishwasher install very closely while the person is on the floor connecting it (connecting the dishwasher, not the puppy)
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 26/03/2026
Guide dog puppies are eager to assist no matter the task 😄If you live in Eastern Ontario or East-end Toronto, and are interested in becoming a "puppy walker(raiser)", visit www.guidedogs.ca/puppy-walking/ to sign up for an info session (1st step in the process) #DogsOfBlueSky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 06/03/2026
Life with a guide dog puppy: Managed the tricky double maneuver with Ball and Snort; 10/10 from the judges!
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 24/02/2026
Hmmm... what's wrong with this picture? I can't quite put my finger on it:
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 12/12/2025
Grrr... I deleted my Meta account almost a year ago, and I just got this email today. So, even if you delete your account they still retain PII 😠
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 23/11/2025
Uh, no... how many times do I have to tell you I don't want your AI garbage??
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 07/10/2025
A unicorn, or a rhino? #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 01/10/2025
Okay, you’ve got the picture, Dad… now, can you please take this off my head? #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 21/09/2025
I've read that the US wants to ban "antifa"; unfortunately, 7 of my cousins were extremely active in an antifa organization, so I'd probably be flagged if I tried to enter the US
A plaque on the Alberni, BC, Canada waterfront commemorating the "Fighting Schans"; 7 sons who fought in World War II. One was killed, 4 were wounded, and 3 had honorable mentions in dispatches
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 02/09/2025
Yes, this is the dog’s bed, and yes, the cat has his own bed elsewhere; what are you getting at? #DogsOfBluesky #GuideDogPuppy
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 01/09/2025
Juno (red collar) having a play date with her cousin Louie! #DogsOfBluesky #GuideDogPuppy
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 28/07/2025
The humiliation isn’t complete until there’s a picture! #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 23/07/2025
Donating blood with Juno (guide dog in training) #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 23/07/2025
Well, of course I can see where I’m going- why would you ask? #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 20/06/2025
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 20/05/2025
The famous, but elusive, triple!
A black lab holding the tots at once in her mouth. She’s rightly very proud of accomplishing this difficult feat
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 17/05/2025
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 24/04/2025
Great- so, we’ve got Popeye running for Prime Minister?
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 22/04/2025
This is how you do email to citizens; no hyperlinks or details, just telling you to sign in to their portal to read a new message. Hats off, CRA!
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 19/04/2025
Well, our civilization had a good run… Bluetooth on a furnace filter 🤦‍♂️
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 15/04/2025
Oh, hell no!
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 13/04/2025
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 07/04/2025
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 02/04/2025
Finally, the elusive “Double Toy” caught on film! She accomplished a triple once, but I didn’t get a picture of that 🙁 #DogsOfBluesky
Black Labrador pup who’s managed to pick up two toys at once
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 29/03/2025
Hello from Juno and her siblings at their first obedience class!
Three puppies playing tug with a rope toy while another pup looks on with a toy in his mouth
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 24/03/2025
From Mastodon:
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 24/03/2025
From Cory's latest: pluralistic.net/2025/03/22/o...
The significant thing about the way that Elon Musk is presently dismantling our government is not the existence of his own political delusions, or his own self-interested quest to privatize public functions, or his own misreading of economics; it is the fact that he is able to do it. And he is able to do it because he has several hundred billion dollars. If he did not have several hundred billion dollars he would just be another idiot with bad opinions. Because he has several hundred billion dollars his bad opinions are now our collective lived experience.
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 20/03/2025
It’s like a fidget spinner, but with puppies; Juno’s first guide puppy class with all of her siblings #DogsOfBluesky #GuidePuppyFostering
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 06/03/2025
Juno has a new toy!! We’ve nicknamed it “Legs” #DogsOfBluesky
A black lab puppy with a new toy (a West Paw Tizzie, that we’ve nicknamed “Legs”)
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 06/03/2025
The Cold War is slowly thawing! #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 03/03/2025
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 19/02/2025
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 19/02/2025
"Hey, let me help you with that stretching!" #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 14/02/2025
It's been cleaned up, but OK - maybe it will be a BIT later than Valentine's Day...
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 13/02/2025
Spring is approaching! Or, maybe not…
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 12/02/2025
Won’t you be my friend?!? #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 11/02/2025
Life with a guide dog puppy: bought her a guide dog-approved toy yesterday (a classic Kong), and it’s immediately become her new favorite #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 07/02/2025
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 05/02/2025
Talking a breather from guide puppy training #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 01/02/2025
*sniff* They grow up so fast… the puppy’s 1st baby tooth #DogsOfBluesky
Picture of the 1st baby tooth a puppy has lost
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 01/02/2025
Me to a mass shooter in the middle of their rampage: "you're not being very sociable!"
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 29/01/2025
Her 1st restaurant outing! #DogsOfBluesky
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 28/01/2025
Enjoying some puppy time with her bone in the sunshine
A black lab puppy enjoying her chew toy while lying in a sunbeam
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 28/01/2025
Gridlock at the intersection of kitchen and bedrooms #DogsOfBluesky
A dog and cat at the door between the bedroom hallway and the kitchen somewhat impatiently waiting for their person to come back
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 27/01/2025
Off for another public appearance! #DogsOfBluesky
A puppy wearing a “puppy in training vest”, about to go out on a walk
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Andy Schan @schan.ca · 27/01/2025
These are my mornings now… sitting on the floor drinking my coffee so this beast can have some schmooze time #DogsOfBluesky
Man sitting on the floor with a dog curled up between his outstretched legs
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