Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026as someone who has always identified with argonians, let me say that this is sick as hell 010
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026most people don't realize that SSX Tricky is actually short for Snowboard Supercross Trichotillomania 010
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025i think it would be good to at least use the past perfect tense when talking about people who have begun to see the light. like, maybe she was (quote) a stupid moron in the recent past, but there's a new dawn coming. hopefully. no regressions, please. 000
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025What if you had to run the peak backwards? Start at the top, and the fog (rapidly) descends upon you? I love the feeling of dropping and arresting my momentum -- the sound effect makes me feel like Wolverine or the Prince of Persia using blades to descend a wall safely. 010
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025@aggrocrabgames.bsky.social awesome work on the latest biome! Just had a great run with my friends and some very late-stage heroics in the Kiln just above the rising lava which gave me an idea for a new game mode... 120
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 20/03/2025check out this beautiful coast range western fence lizard i found 140
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025you're like, selling these at a profit, right? i want one, and i want to support you and the comic, but they seem SUSPICIOUSLY affordably-priced for their quality... 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 03/02/2025me when i can't wait for the bone i broke in my hand to finish healing so i can do stuff again 020
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025just saw templemonarc.com live, and they fuckin rule, please check them out and support themtemplemonarc.comTemple Monarc 020
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024when the person next to you on public transportation plays music without headphones 110
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024(sees someone naruto running betwixt the moving cars on the road) they're weebing in and out of traffic 110
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024when i woke up this morning, this thought was the only thing that survived as the dream world quickly dissolved into nothing 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024i got into a disagreement with m.c. escher. it was impossible to see things from his perspective 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024please check out (and buy) the extremely cute and well-crafted comic my friend made at griffgryph.gumroad.com 012
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024thinking once again about that time i caught the youtube auto-captioner adorably describing [Danny Sexbang]'s laugh as [Music] 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024sometimes people are willing to agree to disagree on what makes a proper akira slide, but not me. i say you have to know when to put your foot down 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Update: it's actually a four-way tie. I never got far enough into the video to hear the fourth song. After one of them repeated, I figured it stopped at three. 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 23/11/2024what's the worst christmas carol? nope, whatever you answered, wrong. ...unless it was "a three-way tie between 'jingle bells,' 'jingle bells,' and 'jingle bells' as used in 'pigeon growing video !'" youtu.be/3p9jV-EBPmoyoutu.bepigeon growing video !YouTube video by Rangoli Tv 200
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024why did i spend so much time (or really, any time at all) making this 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024(there are no hits for that phrase on google but i've had the joke in my head for over a decade and i figured i'd better say it before someone else finally thought of it and i was accused of being unoriginal) 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024my sonic OC is named Relativistic the Hedgehog and they are yellow in your frame of reference, bluer when approaching, redder when retreating. they are quite a bit faster than Sonic 110
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024don't forget -- sixty ghosts, arranged like the vertices on a soccer ball, is a formation called "spookminsterfullerene." just a fun fact before october ends and that becomes an even stranger thing to wake up in the night and decide it's worth tweeting after thinking it for years 100
Scezumin @scezumin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024i suppose that at some time i'll have to port all (checks) ten of my original birdnoiser posts over here 000