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what I even do at this point Do I have to put parody IN MY NAME? Should I even keep posting? I mean I might from time to time but this is just getting tiring To the people who knew I was a parody and stayed, thank you To the people who genuinely thought I was Scott, please learn basic media literacy

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

2. What should I even do now Making fun of Scott Cawthon gets less and less fun when he’s just a parody of himself And it doesn’t help that I’ve honestly fallen out of love with fnaf The mimic was cool the first time, but like, I’m so tired of seeing him in everything…

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

1. Did you know this account was a parody? I mean I make it pretty obvious There’s been a goku in the banner All of my posts are nonsense I mention FREDDY AND FRIENDS of all things in my bio! Every line in my bio spells out parody. Yet the followers just roll in every day.

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think I had a plan back then I don’t know In the over a year this account has existed, it’s been harder and harder to do the “hey guys it’s me the real Scott Cawthon” thing And I’m gonna be honest I haven’t really been subtle about this whole thing. So I just have some questions for you all. (1/?)

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

150 followers approaches I may actually remember what’s in the box this time

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Too busy suing Charles Entertainment Cheese for going back in time and stealing my idea

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I apologize for my absence. I have been playing Mewgenics.

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Really wanted an omelette, but I could’ve sworn I was out of eggs, but I found one in the back of the fridge. Today is a good day for ol’ Scotty.

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I sort of have to keep this air of professionalism and snootiness, it’s a part of who Scott Cawthon is. Regardless, I apologize for upsetting your friend. Always remember to keep rocking, and to play my games 500 million times to fund my new book, secret of the mimic’s sister’s house’s fifth door. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I specifically said I WASNT bashing your friend. In that very first post

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I take my job seriously, I guess I mean I should be the real Scott at this point I interact with fans more, And I support trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

It’s been like this for a while. Also half my posts are just “iunno, weed”

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Alright. So youre arguing that in ONE SPECIFIC BOOK (in a story not written by Scott(who is me frfr)) hes called droppy mcdropface or whatever. But he is CALLED ‘THE DAYCARE ATTENDANT’ in the games subtitles? Also: I only qrt’d that persons post because every other fnaf post here is porn. Sorry? 2/2

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

“Less subs than me” This account HAS more followers than you? I have no clue what you’re talking about. Also, this is a parody acc. If you’re too blind to notice the GOKU in my banner, then that’s on you. yes, Sun and Moon, that’s fine, (not what I’m arguing) it’s the DROP where I draw the line.1/2

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Day 549 of reminding everyone that their name is the daycare attendant. Sundrop and moondrop are the CANDY. This is the equivalent of referring to him as Freddy Fudgebar. I mean no disrespect to the person I’m replying to. This is just a PSA. DAYCARE ATTENDANT.

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Play my game more Buy it on every platform Give me your money

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Oh I’m sorry would you have preferred the femur breaker

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

All will be revealed…. Soon. I need a break.

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Scott Cawthon @scawth0n.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

The place used to be a laundromat, maybe, something like that. I dong know. Whatever makes you sleep well at night. Also Wait at least a fortnight, man