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@scaustin.bsky.social
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 10h
JFC
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 14h
Well, South Carolina. You get to choose between this racist asshole and that racist asshole. Same old, same old.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 14h
I bet trump heard the buzz about AI destroying humanity and he is trying to suck up to it in his weird way.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 14h
When A.I. makes a particularly egregious mistake I call it Trumpy Intelligence.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 14h
Oooooh... The "Enemy". Trump would sic his dog on me if he wasn't so scared shitless of dogs to own one.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 17h
I call it "ice cream socialism"
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder how many schools and hospitals they figure need to be destoyed.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A really good AI would let me block all clips of clowns like Bezos from showing up on any of my screens.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder how Melania pronounces "asshole"
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's not the way he rolls anymore.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shame
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His handlers should convince him he deserves the Physics prize. That would be a hoot.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Conan the Babbling Bullshitter"
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He claims to be an "originalist" or a "textualist". But he sounds more like a "bullshit artist".
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope she gave him some tips on life "inside"
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With that nastiest of strategic weapons, word of mouth.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alito doesn't like plans to expand the court. He should hear about my plan to shrink the court.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On android I'd grab the whole directory and copy it.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How about backing them up to a thumb drive?
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I thought 2016 was a republican clown car
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The data Hassett looks at seems to be giving him a big shit eating grin.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have you any wool seat covers?
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
State of confusion
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, there is a sucker born every minute.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The vibe for something happening exists well before it actually happens.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then their God comes along and pulls them out with a hook.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No media people please
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was replying to the other guy. Comicray
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"that abolition was much later" 30 years? That is much later? How many years did it take the antiabortion movement to overturn Roe v Wade?
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most "Christians" get their ideology from whatever bullshit passes their pastor's lips.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WTF are those numbers representing? I could see either side being inches but they don't match.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What would you expect from a country founded by slavers for slavers. It wasn't long after the founding of the US that GB outlawed slavery. You never see it in the history books, but I've always thought that vibe must have been the major cause of the revolution.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So.... Republican?
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can see he's very concerned. His face is at half smirk.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More ball, less bull
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who do you think fills out trump's mail in ballot? You just know he can't handle that himself.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know how bad trump is with percentages.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An electorate with the memory of a goldfish is the biggest part of the problem.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But ideally they should blow up over our enemies and not us.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"estranged" Estranged in an Estranged Land
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Next.... Jefferson Davis
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That "brain on drugs" commercial always gave me the munchies.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hereby proclaim that "lame duck" will henceforth be renamed as "lame fuck"
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd say trump will shit his pants.... but he'll do that anyway.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is also the possibility that Schmitt intentionally stepped on his dick to prove his Republican VP bona fides.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess land that has
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's fitting that my shorthand for moron is Mo. Good job Missouri. Keep sending your best to Washington.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The last Senator I would set up to match wits with Jack Smith would be a half wit.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I support expanding the court. However, I also support shrinking the court.
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SCAustin @scaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Research done by AI. Assholes and Idiots.
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