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Gwen Rhodes

@scatteredshots.bsky.social
490 followers 75 following 773 posts

🏳️‍🌈 WuhLuhWuh, gutter grass, former software engineer, current school bus driver, world still burning

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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 19h
Shut up, God. You don't know.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No one gives You Eat A Goat day the respect it deserves anymore.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Proudly disliked Metallica for decades at this point
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bakers are very powerful
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Peeta all caked up
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh no
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yep! I was obsessed. We've still got a few operable relics in my dad's garage.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My first home computer was a packard bell. That thing took me on a journey.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm pretty sure I could take a skeleton in a fight. The thing on the right wins every time though.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Followed by
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Muppets Statler and Waldorf: Please Stop It!
ALT: Muppets Statler and Waldorf: Please Stop It!
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tattle cucktoo
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am thrilled and proud beyond measure to support the amazing workers who create and design the games I and my loved ones have spent a lifetime playing. I implore everybody to sign the petition and signal boost the campaign as far and wide as we can!
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd say he's shit the bed on a number of occasions.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My soup is already cooking. Where are we meeting up?
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I made some yesterday with walnuts and chocolate chips. I hope yours comes out good.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Way ahead of you there
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a coworker who does this frequently. The results are about what you'd expect
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That looks amazing
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found a fork in my fridge a few days ago. I'll keep an eye out for your spoon.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always assumed that how I'd go
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really want my identity to stop being a national talking point. Someone wake me up when it's over.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3am Arby's is probably the worst (food) choice I've ever made. We've all been there.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks, I'm about to turn 37 so I hope the rules don't change in the next few years
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm nearly forty and don't get hangovers still. When do they start up?
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk but I think I'm gonna go make one now
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just remove them from the train. No need to stop or anything though.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wouldn't want to get cold this winter...
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I plan to outlive everyone
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm a little goblin as often as possible tbh.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least a bushel
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get me a black shirt with the unicorn on it and I'm in
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Instant coffee can improve so many things.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No but if you give me a few hours and a large bag of potatoes I'm willing to give it a try.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump's approval rating just hit an all-time low. Polling for Republicans ahead of the midterms is tanking too. Good news. But do not let the unpopularity of Trump and the GOP result in you becoming complacent. We need to show up this November in numbers so huge that victory cannot be denied.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like if I did this there would be too much profanity to be advertiser friendly. On the other hand, it would mean someone could potentially witness when I finally wander off into the wilderness and get lost because I mistook an animal path for a hiking trail.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's about fucking time they started writing like this
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Glad I cancelled ages ago.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sweet. Best I can do is eat one in front of one of your books though.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuji or cosmic crisp?
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a fantastic first loaf.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh heck yeah!
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've heard from a lot of people that they're more motivated to try new vegetables when they've grown them at home. Also, nice name.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh you want function? You can have dis function.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I regularly forget to eat. I've accidentally lost 25 pounds this year. It can be a bit of a problem.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Personally I blame this guy
The ant lion boss, from Final Fantasy IX, in a sandy pit.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's not a self control issue. I'm right where I want to be and I don't want to stop.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope one day it's safe for you to come home. I'll be here doing what I can to make it so.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ketobab
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've never played a final fantasy I didn't end up enjoying (although 16 was really rough). I'm sure it's gonna be great.
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Gwen Rhodes @scatteredshots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh hey I'm playing final fantasy X for the first time right now. I've avoided spoilers for years and now it's my time.
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