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Johnny Maloney

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The salt you add, because you think that it's sugar (he/him)

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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"He's headed your way." "The snack machine?" "You guys left me in the parking lot." "I'm stuck in the bathroom." "Wait... you guys left without me?"
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
We're all definitely on a WEIRD list now. www.instagram.com/reel/DUW_sZo...
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey. It's my diminishing respect for Tom Cruise.
VALKYRIE -2008 - dir. eugh. Bryan Singer

For the record.... eugh.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Pain is kind of nudging me into a weird way.
Us, 2019, dir. Jordan Peele.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yes I followed him after Primer, and I love it.
Upstream Color (2013. Dir Shane Carruth)
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Truthfully, Unbreakable is my favourite Shyamalan film.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oh hey, it's the only Shyamalaman movie I didn't yell the twist out in the theatre at the beginning.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
You ever see Caaey Affleck in The Killer Inside Me?
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oh, I spent SuperBowl Sunday doing 4 tire works and I didn't even have to burn a body.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's a real decent neo noir, without any heroes. The Ending expresses as much.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Nope just pain time.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My hands are exploding drugs time.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fuck people who demand your attention. Maybe sometime anything you consider one thing is another.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
OW I CAN'T SLEEP. Probably the last Oliver Stone film I ever cared about.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Thanks, but, don't make me type, Jim.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It hurts to scratch my forehead.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Forgot to mention, blew out tendons in both forearms this week, a little while after a flat tire, and a flat spare. Had appropriate tires replaced today. I look like the human torch.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wow, I mismanaged this shelf a lot
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010. Dir. Eli Craig)
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
So, how's your Willenium going?
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Holy cow, Tommy Lee Jones was a hunk.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Still... Mitch Pileggi was kind of jacked.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Like, their office was set in my hometown. It's a train museum in White Rock
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DUOrwTt... The wee 'uns.
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Snarfington Bull Terriers on Instagram: "They're 18 days old! Everyone has at least one eye open and they're starting to interact with each other and play! #bullterrier #bullterrierpuppy"
17 likes, 2 comments - snarfington_bts on February 1, 2026: "They're 18 days old! Everyone has at least one eye open and they're starting to interact with each other and play! #bullterrier #bullterr...
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
God, The X-Files makes Vancouver look so bleak. Smallville, Psych, and Supernatural make it look amazing. Especially Psych.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hawt.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sharp
Alexander Skarsgard in a shirt reading "Hot Buffet 
Open all Day
Eat as Much as You Like"
With leather trousers.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
*ex
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The other week, former WWE wrestler, and exchanging Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura suggested that Minnesota become Canada's 11th province. Jesse Ventura.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DToKXN5...
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I'M IN THE SHOWER!
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Liam Sharpe on Instagram: "Scots language is one of a kind 💀🤣 #scotland #scottishhighlands #scottish"
4,381 likes, 267 comments - liamteamrh on January 2, 2026: "Scots language is one of a kind 💀🤣 #scotland #scottishhighlands #scottish".
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My mum was uni roommates with Twiggy.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Do the hustle. www.instagram.com/reel/DT-eHYg...
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Carney. www.instagram.com/p/DT3TzV8kqO...
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somepoliticaldude on Instagram: "I was already jealous of Canada but damn!View all 111 comments"
I was already jealous of Canada but damn!
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Goodnight to a Canadian Icon.
Catherine O'Hara
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I do apologise.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'm having a better life without her. Nothing to apologise for.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
*reads headline* NOTHING IS TRUE! *runs into woods* *runs out of woods* M&M CARAMELS ARE PRETTY GOOD THOUGH, AND I LIKE KISSING. IT'S NEAT. *runs back*
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'd want them to respond like adults.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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pietrogiliberti.76 on Instagram: "#flipaclip #animation #sesamestreet #fanart #genxView all 308 comments"
#flipaclip #animation #sesamestreet #fanart #genx
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
People are so mad at me me for tons of things. Stay on it, if it's gonna kill you, I say.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Hey!
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
After decades, Jim Thirlwell is saying goodbye to Foetus. I am sad. youtu.be/KB03vkWFq0M?...
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Foetus - "Succulence"
YouTube video by JG Thirlwell
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Gardens, libraries, anything that focuses on better than a life of dying.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
So here's the real idea. Keep your neighbourhoods thriving. Take care of themselves.
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Low - More (Official Video)
YouTube video by Low
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I SAW IT! I SAW THE GREEN I SAW IT!
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Johnny Maloney @scatterbrains.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You are not magistry by what you pretend to be. You cannot force people to love you. You will never be afraid without knowing fear. Make us afraid, and you will fear us.
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