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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

McDonald’s is bringing fried apple pies back, and damn if it doesn’t feel like they’re trying to help a clot achieve its purpose and save the country.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

We have reached “if you’re a man and don’t find men more attractive than women, you’re gay”.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Trump says he needs a ballroom. I hear prison jumpsuits have a lot of ballroom.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I even did the Walk of Life. I should be skinnier than this.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

“Itsa me, Mario!” — Nintendo 6:4

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

What I said: “Dinner will be ready in two minutes.” What I meant: “There’s two minutes left on the timer. Please come and sit down for dinner.” What my spouse heard: “If there’s a project you’ve been avoiding all day, now is the time to start it.”

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Me: *notices a Victoria’s Secret bag on the table* Me: What’s this? She: My pretty floral bonnet. Me: *drops fork and backs away slowly*

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Who’s laughing now, Kyle?

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I understood two things Bad Bunny said with my brain. The first was in Spanish: “Mi nombre es Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio” at the beginning. The second was in English: “God bless America” at the end. Everything in between, I understood with my heart and soul. It was joy, and it was love.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The more I read of and about the Epstein files, the more I’m convinced this is the way.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

When you buy your wife a dozen roses* for Valentine’s Day. *Some assembly required.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

My wife needed a portable, clip-on fan. This is The Way.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

President Made-Up Peace Prize, who is totally known for personally stopping 20 wars, attacked Venezuela and kidnapped its president in order to stop the flow of imaginary drugs into this country and start the flow of actual oil.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I see you have ice cream. I am also a fan of ice cream.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

The Wheel turns. The Sun is reborn. Blessed Yule.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

This morning, I woke up to news of MAGA influencer Jake Paul getting his jaw broken in a boxing match. Now I learn that earlier today, noted misogynist Andrew Tate got his face beaten to a pulp in a different boxing match.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

A summary of last night’s “presidential” address:

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Now that he’s committed his first act of piracy, he’s going to want the One Piece prize.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Does it box? ✅ enclosed space ❎ square ✅ contains cat 2 out of 3. It box.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Carpe diem - seize the day Carpe denim - seize the pants Carp in denim - fish in pants Crap in denim - I shit my pants Carpe Imodium - seize the bowels

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Fox News host solution to homelessness: “Involuntary lethal injection. Just kill them.” These are the same people who want to lecture us about having empathy. Yes, this is real. Yes, you can google it. Yes, the host still has a job. Fuck these fucking Nazis.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Wondering how long it will take for an iPhone Air in the wild to become an iPhone Fold.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Rock Fire Tamarack Resort/Donnelly Idaho 15 August 2025

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

My FedEx delivery driver decided to take his 30 minute pizza break in front of my house *before* delivering my package with $50K of medication in it. Said he couldn’t give me the package until he was done.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I don’t *ever* want to hear a MAGAt accuse liberals, trans or gay folk, or drag performers, of being pedophiles again. Not when your mindset is this sick and disgusting. Fuck you and your whole fucking twisted ideology.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

So many people are against Pride and LGBTQ rights in Idaho that attendees numbered in the <checks notes> <rechecks notes> …dozens. Why isn’t there a “Straight Pride Month”? Because NO ONE CARES.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Small hands Small feet All he does is Golf and tweet

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

You know what happens when you boast about having an impenetrable, foolproof system? Someone immediately finds a flaw. When you’re talking about nuclear weapons, flaws in the system can be devastating. Also, pretty sure Canada said “go fuck yourself.”

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

When gravity doesn’t work as expected. #caturday

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

If you’re cheering the deportation of brown people without due process with a taco and a Corona in your hand today, you can fuck all the way off.

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Richard Samul @scascot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

The people who think “they” and “them” can’t be used as singular pronouns want to administer English language proficiency exams to truck drivers. Make it make sense.

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