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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 15h

May mambo dogface to the banana patch.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've watched grown men weep after hearing this line: "And then one day you find Ten years have got behind you, No one told you when to run You missed the starting gun."

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He just had an expansion tank installed.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This talk. It's like, talking and, yeah.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My grandaughter, at 1yo, solved the Grand Unification Theory and dictated it to me for preservation: Ga. Goo. Graviton depletion. Waa.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At this point I'd expect the idiot to say "We don't need a Reflecting Pool anyway!" and change it into a mud-racing track.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ask the guy hauling Happy Gilmore's bag.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was at a teppanyaki bar in Japan once and the courses ranged from white and dark meat to crispy skin and soft bones. All were great!

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer."

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The nice part about owning NFTs is that you don't need to haul them to Goodwill to dispose of them.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The travestry is that we have to watch all these ads and don't even get to see "Ow! My Balls!"

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maybe Drumpf can go to China and get a hamberder made from real beef rather than mule trimmings.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We use powdered milk since we only use milk in small quantities in recipes and it doesn't spoil sitting in the pantry.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You mean, my call isn't important to them?

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Here's expecting they multiply the number of people by the *average* user cost to come up with huge savings out of their asses.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spirograph let me make cool stuff in spite of the fact that I can't draw anything recognizable.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every AI interaction I've had: - Ask Yes/No question. - Receive two answers: Yes (with explanation) and No (with explanation). Go ahead and act on that.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's so nice to work on something that doesn't have ball grid array connections.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why would you give a child candy and expect him to not ask for more?

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So what I'm seeing is this: - AI scrapes current and past human knowledge. - Humans then rely on AI for everything. - No new innovations are made by the users, as they leave everything to AI. - AI then has nothing new to scrape. - Human knowledge stands still.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If it's so easy to trash the 1st Amendment it should be just as easy to kill the 2nd.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What is it called when you want to destroy the Kennedy Center yet expect your etched name would live forever?

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Where does he think McD's gets the little toy for his Happy Meal?

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

These guys just flood the microphone with constant bullshit to avoid going back to the original question. Every single one. Every single time. They just try to run out the clock or your patience. Journos need to cut their mic and ask the question again and again until they actually address it FFS.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I see lips like this I know absolute drivel is forthcoming.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have a friend who's baby died of chicken pox before the vcaccine was available. Fuck Jr.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dude should just quit and make another Wanye's World movie.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Spending = Losing. Got it. I guess spending money on renovations is also losing. But he doesn't pay anybody so Bob's your Uncle.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've got 2 cases of homegrown San Marzano tomatoes canned and on the shelf. Was it a PITA? Yes. Will I do it again? Yes.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They tell me that cannabis makes you stupid. After daily use since I was 17yo, I retired at 58yo with 21 patents. I think if I stop now I'd turn stupid.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Drumpf's not used to paying anyone for anything, so it tracks.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They'd be so stoned they'd forget to show up.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Most interactions I see with a judge in normal life result in a contempt finding and instant jail for non-compliance to an order.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kubrick/Clarke did it right in "2001."

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I built a fence for my neighbor. He paid me for it. Afterwards I tore it down 'cause he didn't put my name on it. Ya know, normal stuff.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It would be interesting to account for all the non-US purchases by the Executive Branch.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think it's great that they are parading McConnell around like a circus freak and showing us all how little they really care about people.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This one was feral. She adopted us at 1yo after having kittens and lived until she was 17.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ka$h is looking for a way to blame a future photo on the dog.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This Congress will go down in history as being the most productive EVER! Sure, they've accomplished nothing, but they did it with far, far fewer work days.

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