e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026me n maxmsp SNAPSHOT~ object got a very toxic situationship going on - that shit has not ever even once just consistently worked for me but i keep using it like "oh well what other choice do i have" "THIS time he'll work a little better surely" 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026convincing *BF* to host a potluck when place is acquired - gonna heavily encourage no-phones with a bowl at front door as well i think 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 17/02/2026spilled a hot as fuck hell mug of tea on myself and the floor and the chair and a customer, got chewed out for it, looking like i pissed my pants, STALE twisties and badly rolled dart for lunch (i do not deserve the luxury of tailors) 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026hot and sweaty and lack of private space or spare time and also overstimmed as fuck what a GREAT weekend i am feeling VERY refreshed and prepared for the next 40 hour work week 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026shoulda never drank that shit now i:m in the "Purple Drank" academic research paper 010
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 17/01/202615 year old god damn kid CHILD at work today felt like playing manager talking about some "oh you know if you're not busy you can clean the fucking blah blah etc" PLEASE stop you are NOT the guy you do NOT have the credentials i am NOT paid enough for this and i *WILL* send you back to the womb 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i be slurping entire fried eggs off customer plates in the dish area i don't give a damn brother 120
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 28/12/2025it's a bit scope creep init, a bit i am not unemployed enough to complete this, a bit doesn't actually make music yet you know what i mean 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 21/12/2025it is ok to leave your dog in hot car if he has a pack of darts and a blue v 120
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 16/11/2025bought a thinkpad laptop chat i'm gonna linux that shit chat my life is in shambles chat 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025liveblogging ""dev notes"" for this fuckass thing so i remember what i was doing got presets now kinda, jank ass drift synth, half a gen patch, um a bunch of Best Service Horny Club Sound samples on the /launchpad/ & dedicated 9/11 footwork youtube button i have a bandcamp due monday i'm cooked 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025spent about 4 days on this machine that makes "music" 210
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025have i fucked a man? well depends what you mean by "fucked" and "man", i don't like the question because it's an attempt to box me in, 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025"outfit repeater" that is called OWNING CLOTHES you fucking fuckig 141
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 20/09/2025i like calling things "machines" everything is a machine to me 120
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 20/09/2025would it be okay if he said he owned the gun LEGALLY do you think 010
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025if you feel any shred of empathy in any direction then congratulations, you are in fact a human being and fortunately charlie kirk was not one of those 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025you ever had a professional DOWNSTAIRS neighbour though, let me just rev my vintage car then mow the lawn at 6am ass looking dude 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025ok fucking *passive aggressive cleans back at you EVEN louder and more thoroughly* what now 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 10/07/2025fucked up in the crib listening to Best Service Horny Club Sounds sample pack 010
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 01/07/2025i was listening to aphex twin BEFORE he became WOKE 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 01/07/2025watchmojo.com top ten silliest and most funny ways to waste the twilight of your youth 010
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 19/06/2025you can just stop paying your phone bills, nothing will happen. i have never seen a "late payment fee" in my life. what are they going to do, take my phone off me? GOOD! 210
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025-7.50 for a can of blue v -nobody wants to take my raymond animal crossing yub we're in a real recession now buddy 110
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 22/05/2025call me "the beach boys seminal hit classic good vibrations" the way she's giving me excitations 020
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025worst part of being a magic girl is how everybody stares at and tries to kill you with their mind at the grocery store. anyone else noticed that 220
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 15/05/2025i am not responsible for whatever happens if someone puts me in a garlic butter type situation 020
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e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 15/05/2025digital footprint huh? is there like a website for that? do you have any photos? is it a subscription type thing or what? customs? help me out here 010
e.g. "Brodie" @scarle.bsky.social · 15/05/2025good way to check if mushrooms are safe is to just eat them, saute them up then pop em in your mouth, any adverse reactions are entirely imagined and all in your head and honestly bro you're acting mad weird lately and honestly i do not fuck with you anymore (this IS legal and medical advice btw) 110
