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Skanno

@scanpipedreams.bsky.social
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I'm a man. I/me The creator of Pipe Dreams the Comic Strip! A fake it til i realize i didn’t make it cartoonist.

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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 15m
Mediocre is aspirational for these losers
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 2h
And if all else follows we will finally be a prosperous nation for all.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 3h
Uh oh. Paxton has a chance to win in Wisconsin and Florida.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 3h
No honor no dignity.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 3h
We spent 10k more a year on Trumpflation.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 3h
What? It wasn't Sophie?
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 3h
Like Gilbert O Sullivan being the most consequential figure in rap history.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 3h
The Teump Body Count claims another victim.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 3h
Weird coincidence.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 5h
Opening up more data centers will only reveal MORE data saying how bad Donald is doing.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 5h
Uh. Schumer has done more than you think. He outflanked Donald in his attempt to remove Obamacare. It was Schumer persuading McCain to put his thumb down that saved it.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 5h
Absolutely.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 5h
Threatening the President of the United States with violence.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 9h
They're where you're not looking. Because you allow yourself to be as uninformed as the Republicans.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 10h
Where’s Jim Brown when you need him?
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 10h
More like shitzbah
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 10h
We need someone younger than Obama.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 10h
No kidding. She would be great. Maybe in SheHulk
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 10h
Why do you want big government? And no elected Democrat is saying the election was stolen. It’s people who DIDNT vote for Democrats who say it was stolen.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 10h
So he’s claiming the state he WON had illegal voters. Hmmmm, that kinda tracks.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 10h
Costs was trending DOWN when you invaded the White House Dumb Donald. After you passed the BBB, costs went UP.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 10h
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 11h
Better dead than red. Actually you will be dead either way.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 11h
How is it that an 80 something draft dodging adulterer, a foreigner drug addict and a pudgy gamer, none of whom served in the military, in charge of the future of warfare? @thepoliticsbar.bsky.social
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 11h
Selling seeds.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 11h
He has good taste in women.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 11h
We rooted for you in 2002, not so much after that but THAT superbowl with the team running out as a team instead of individuals is one of the few standards the NFL got right in this century.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 12h
You got the nicer falls.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 12h
Dark Side of The Moon speaks to them though. The lunatics are in the halĺlll.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 12h
There is a thing called a subway sweetie
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 12h
He described Pres. Obama but he wasnt impeached. He was term limited out cuz the GOP hated the success of FDR and Truman so much they wanted to artificially limit the ability of POTUS to full fix the mess the GOP gets us into. Think of how much better a 3rd term of Clinton and Obama wouldve been.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 12h
I will vote for the party that has created this mess. Because Republicans are not finished destroying Texas and America.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 13h
Might as well.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 13h
Hes Joe Rogan with hair in the confused dog department
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 13h
Or not to report it at all?
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He was a has been in 1990. Republicans however are nothing without has been.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two people who cant take losing
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you have just one eye? No, that would be the Jack of Hearts or the Jack of spades.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you or did you not send your wife Alice to the moon/ No, that was Jackie Gleason as Ralph Cramden.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah ha! So you ADMIT you’re a trans person!
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you not bring a nightmare before Christmas? No that was Jack Skellington
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The guy who said America is not great in 2015 needs to go back to Russia
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But they dont have chalk.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"We" being Republicans who hate pronouns.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But are they lefty scissors?
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
5 years ago they didnt.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dont ask McKinleys people to do the assassination attempts.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate when I type Presiden... Emanuels name is prompted even more than Trump.
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For Canada?
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Why You Always Lying
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