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Chris Williams ☕

@scampiuk.bsky.social
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I am a bacon sandwich of hope in a otherwise desolate universe. 'Some API scrub'. Director of Engineering at @easyfundraising.bsky.social. Oh, Dad of two.

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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The crushing moment on open a bag of new coffee beans only to find it's ore-ground
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"portafilter baskets are consumables" is the most egregious #espresso take I've read in a long while
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haleysredcomet.bsky.social @haleysredcomet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Trench Crusade is great because you will get a full multi paragraph write up describing an area like the Steel Nectopolis but it won't talk about the 12 story tall thing with light coming from it's head looming in the background.
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Fallen hell tower from HexBrick , needs some touchups and a fringe wash and shine matte varnish but I'm happy with it
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Printing this crazy cathederal that HexBrick made, and it's Prime Time!
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MAYBE the Sansa Clip or the Sansa 250 was better, that tiny little nugget was great on battery and audio. Nothing looked as good as the A3000
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Walkman NW-A3000 was the best MP3 player. The Purple one.
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
MySQL Workbench crashing like it's 2019
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
what even is this AWS? :D
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What do swans do all day?
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh,
And the rain tossed about us, in the garden of the world,
But a flame arrives to guide us, cast in gold between the anvils of the stars
Watch you over all your children in the rain, and the streets where I remember,
Where the fire lights are candle souls again.
Affirming flame, hear me call.
Through the darkness, hear it call to us all.
And stir again.
This beating heart, come to care.

Oh,
And the light drive out our fears, And the joy drive out our pain,
And the nations come to greet us, waving open arms like waves of golden corn.
Ever hear us, oh the spirit of the world. May your light be ever near us,
Always lead us from the dark, though we may fall.
We will fly.
And with love, ever call.
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#uksnow CV10 0/5 would not recommend :D
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Love a little bit of pud
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Created a spreadsheet to help a group at my local game club 3d print hundreds of bits of scenery for tournament, and this is what I get😂
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
That's right I've got a floor So what? So what? So what?
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
YAML was a mistake let's go back
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Did I accidentally buy two @jameshoffmann.bsky.social mugs? NO O DID IT ON PURPOSE
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Whoever has changed the Favicon for Outlook and the Calendar, change it back.
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#trenchcrusade
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Not calling the Dinosaur spin-off of Paw Patrol "Claw Patrol" was a real miss
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
#TrenchCrusade
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
To all those who have kids going back to school today.. treat yo'self
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a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway with the words " the best day of the year " behind them
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway with the words " the best day of the year " behind them
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
It's mullet time! Made for Alex's Veggies in Stevens ville, MI by Forte Coffee, brought back to the UK by me
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Me: is it bed time? Universe: Dude it's 08:50 you've just got up....
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
At work? Got jet lag? Family sitting in the garden in the sunshine? Friday? Welcome.
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a police officer is standing with his arms crossed and says i am in incredible pain
ALT: a police officer is standing with his arms crossed and says i am in incredible pain
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Never, ever, trust a printer
never trust a printer
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Fifth: battered sausage from the chip shop will beat any hotdog on any day off the week
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Fourth: snags (sausage in a slice of bread) or a sausage sandwich is by far superior to a hotdog, as it's a valid breakfast
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Third: those rolla hot things where the bread is hollow and the hotdog goes in the middle are an abomination
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Second: hotdogs are not a meal. You may feel full after one or more, but it's a snack, not a meal
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
First, I've been asked "are hotdogs fast food". Yes. Yes they are
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hotdog thread.
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
so the thing that finally killed excel was the `LOWER()` function
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I've done a thing! I can tick it off my list! Friday Goals.
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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a woman is standing in front of a screen that says scorchio
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a screen that says scorchio
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This bread is too spicy
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Wait, when did The Verge go behind a paywall?
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
M A N buh (for bacon and eggys) E A S tuh... www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ud...
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
DisplayPort automatic input detection and switching _just doesn't work_, does it?
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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Big sticker drop incoming... crippledgiraffdecals.etsy.com
Unofficial Trench Crusade Stickers
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Crap sausages are the wurst.
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Could the pigeons screwing on the roof of my office please not.
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
#randomTelevisionGif
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a couple of men are standing next to each other in a park .
ALT: a couple of men are standing next to each other in a park .
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Chris Williams ☕ @scampiuk.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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