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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to venus to cut off their penis

Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

gotta hand it to them for putting trans day of visibility in early spring because that first week where it is too hot to wear a jacket anymore after being in one for 4 months straight is about the most visible I feel in my entire life

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

the most beautiful woman you've ever met will sometimes just say shit like "man, I miss need for speed: most wanted"

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

call me ishmael the way I'm AHAB

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

many would consider this a benefit

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I'm tired of having friends with benefits, anyone want to be my friend with detriments instead? you can be friendly with me but it comes at A Cost

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

if anything, playing a gacha game has actually made me less susceptible to developing a gambling addiction because I'm keenly aware of how my body has reacted to saving my pulls for months at this point in anticipation of rolling the uma I want

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

2XKO being hit with massive layoffs is kinda surprising to me because honestly I didn't even know 2XKO had officially come out yet

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

if a trans person ever asks for your help with doing their injections, that's like an angel descending from the heavens and asking you to preen the feathers on their wings. proceed accordingly.

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

that depends, has my sweet little thing managed to rise and stiffen yet?

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

me when I'm a dominatrix and a baker: "aww are you gonna crumb for me baby?"

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I've got that algorithm dialed in

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I'm not even asking Todd to write the most gripping and heartfelt romance in any RPG ever I just can't understand why they even made the system if it's so shallow. like did a dev whip it up in their spare time and everyone was like "yeah whatever ship it"

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

the only companion with any personality and ties into a significant quest line can't be married. meanwhile you can be betrothed to a mercenary you hired after beating in a fistfight and all it takes is wearing some fancy jewelry around them

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I'm not the first to note on it but I often think about how skyrim has like 70 marriage candidate characters but no romance system. maybe half the candidates have more than 10 unique lines. I literally can't understand why they made it like that

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I gotta get more shoujo girlie friends because nobody in my social circle seems to understand how I'm basically vibrating at the news of firefly wedding getting an adaptation

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

happy to ring in the new year with my extremely reasonable and grounded resolutions list

be nicer to myself

lose 40lbs

stop checking under my bed for monsters every night

figure out where momoka kawaragi buys her clothes

be meaner to my enemies

learn 5 new things to cook on weeknights

make 10 helpless things whimper

BUY A RUG

claim the mandate of heaven

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

"they're coming out with new kinds of guys every day" -person who understands transmasculinity but doesn't know how to word it

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I like being a stealth southerner because people act like I'm normal and then I get to hit them with the "y'ain't" out of nowhere and they never see it coming

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I gotta talk to whoever designed sesame oil bottles like why do I have to smack the bottom of it so that it shoots out little jets of oil onto my pan everything already reminds me of her, can't I have a little peace while I'm cooking

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

guys, silksong was the multi-year ARG the thing that released today is technically Silksong's Monster

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

my wolf friend asked if I knew any local haircut places that do good work and I sent her a link to a pet groomer

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

you can have a yuri relationship with a man if you try hard enough

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I can't believe the Uma fandom calls the Mihono Bourbon x Rice Shower ship just Mihorice and not Soju, literally rice bourbon are we fucking stupid?

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

you know they say that great art comes from suffering so maybe you should stop whining so loudly when I jam splinters under your fingernails and start thanking me instead

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

this would've been the 11th commandment if Moses wasn't a fucking idiot

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I think to retain your moral purity you have to be a little perverted with it

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Bourbon is the BEST horse you fucking slut

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Mihono Bourbon gives her 110% every single day how could I not love her like the daughter I haven't had yer? And yeah, this decision was made independently of Mira's choices, and you should not look into why our respective favorite horses are dating even though we aren't

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

they should make weedless brownies I think those would go pretty hard

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

played some umamusume on my lunch break in the office and I had to hide my visible excitement when my girl won a race she was eigth favored in

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

clearly I have been rewarded by divine spirits for my loyalties

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I got baited into trying The Horse Game because one of the SSR girls has my favorite JP voice actress and then I pulled her almost immediately

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I meant to say to tell my roomie that "my tits are huge and my heart is full of whimsey" but instead I said "my heart is huge and my tits are full of whimsey"

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

what are y'all bringing to the frotluck

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

now that the department of defense is contracting open ai I'd like to circle back and double down that I am absolutely morally superior to anyone who ever fed the Little Satan even if you did it for a joke

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I only want one of these things

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

someone in a VC asked if I needed anything and I answered on near instinct "three thousand dollars in cash and a footjob"

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

decided to give battlefront 2 another chance since it's super popular again out of nowhere and I shit you not back to back games I got a blatant cheater so good to know some things never change

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I forgot about this post but it happened btw

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

the other day I overheard my 17 year old coworker talking about he feeds information to GPT to guide him on sports betting we are cooked in ways that were previously unfathomable

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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 28/03/2025

look at me. you. yes you. look at me. you dont need gen ai. fuck gen ai. im the only ai u need.

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Brent Monk @brentmonk.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

We’ll be ranking every type of Monster Girl this Saturday @ 6PM (CST) on the purple site. Featuring guests @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social @awildkitsune.bsky.social as well as SilversMagic and BlooTheSlime

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

my desperate need for validation is one day gonna lead to me saying "chat did you see how sick that was" while in the bedroom

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

bsky keeps pushing tweets from parents talking about how amazing it is to have a child and I just gotta say to whatever algorithmic force is trying to convince me to have kids that I am already trying to get pregnant as best I can you don't have to keep sending me posts to encourage me

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Seraph VT @scaledseraphvt.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

my roomies keep trying to shame me for playing a gacha game as if I don't know what I am doing like yes I am getting plenty wet from this water I am in thank you for commenting on it

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