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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪

@scaerietale.bsky.social
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3 Chaos Gremlins in a Trenchcoat linktr.ee/scaerietale Writer | Programmer (JS, C#, Py) | Musician 🎸🎹🎷| | Legally blind | ADHD and Autism Advocate | LGBTQIA/Trans/Lesbian (She/Her) | Nerd

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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 13h
Alexa is completely unhinged. It's started randomly saying "lalalalala" at owners. Earlier this year one snarled like a demon at a six year old who asked it to count to 40 is this what AI self-awareness looks like? Because I think Alexa might need some Sertraline
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 18h
I've always heard people complaining that the Clone Wars TV series was meant for kids, but uh... Literally just watched a Jedi prisoner get TORTURED TO DEATH and a Separatist droid showing shock and sympathy over it after trying to plead for the jedi's life
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's the Great Pumpkin Spice Latte, Charlie Brown! 🎃☕
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching The Clone Wars series, I'm shocked "Help! I'll be defoliated!" never caught on as a meme. I mean it's George freaking Takei as a villain screaming that delightful line. There is SO MUCH to unpack there.
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What does it feel like to be autistic? It's different for everyone, but one common experience is feeling like you didn't get the "How to be human" manual Have you ever played an online game like classic WoW as a newbie with a group of veteran players who all knew where to go and what to do?
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now if your crown ain't bent and your halo ain't crooked yet You might as well be six feet in dirt, yeah Some call it danger, some call it trouble I call it digging deep without a shovel I love this band. So much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBmb...
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's hard to get in the mood for spooky season when it's been so oppressively, record breakingly freaking hot, and it's still unseasonably warm despite the cold front ugh
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been spending time not just rewatching the Star Wars sequels, but reading background material, and I finally understand the threads binding the sequels I will never consider myself part of the Star Wars (or any other) fandom after the community went ape shit on me over my misunderstanding
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting caught up on The Simpsons, just watched S37 E08 and "We're so close to the stage, we can see their guitars don't have any strings!" I am ded 💀
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm writing a character who, on a small side adventure took up quilting as part of learning to craft her own stage gear. Until this post I haven't written about it anywhere else, I haven't researched quilting online or talked about it with anyone AND YET Amazon just recommended me quilt backing 🤣
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Serum tears day 2 update: I did NOT expect to see any change (no pun intended lol) this soon, but I started the serum tears (autologous serum eye drops) yesterday and today the haze and blur is a *tiny* bit clearer already The deep cornea damage will take months to heal, but it's a great start 👀💦
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was nearly in a car accident coming home today. Some complete fucking IDIOT on a motorcycl.e decided to weave between us and a semi with less than a car length between us. His back tire missed our front bumper by literal inches
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My cat learned a new trick. She'll stand just to the left of my chair, twitching her extremely long tail at the tip so that it constantly tickles my knee 🤣
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With this hand I will cup your wine. With this candle, I will light your mother on fire. If I ever get married (Not likely lol) I may just use the botched vows from Corpse Bride 🧟‍♀️💍🔥
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 27/09/2026
The worst part about twitter is there are a number of people who think they have to be active there who are left-leaning but have had their brains absolutely cooked by the site. You can't inundate yourself in exposure to that stuff without it having an impact on you.
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IT'S FINALLY RAINING! 🌧 I know by the end of this winter I'm going to be sick of rain, but we've been under a two month drought. Our major rivers and lakes are dangerously low. We needed this
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aaaah, LAIKA studios (Coraline, The Box Trolls, ParaNorman to name a few) has a new film hitting theaters October 23 called Wildwood Yes, please 😍
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't decide if I should be flattered or mortified that I am now considered a Bluesky elder. I'm even on my original first account, back when you had to be invited to join (thank you @quaddolly.bsky.social once again for that ^_^)
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI literally makes everything it touches worse because LLMs will hallucinate (aka make shit up), and admit to doing it when you call them out on it. So why do we keep shoving this dynsfunctional technology into every possible aspect of our lives?
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whee. I'll get my new serum tears next week, and from what I've been reading, the level of vision restoration I'm hoping to accomplish is realistic and expected. I also learned about a new kind of contact lens I can look into once the major cornea damage is healed 👀
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol. I was tuning my guitar and hiccupped. It registered on my electronic tuner as a pitch perfect E4 I'll probably never do that again in my entire life 🤣🎶
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 24/09/2026
fun watching all the pvp games realizing they need a pve mode to survive why hasn't anyone thought of this before
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao. I've been watching ParaNorman, thinking this whole time about hww queer coded this movie is, and then I got to the end. Mitch: You're going to love my boyfriend! He's like a total chick flick nut!
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YouTube: [recommends an extremely offensive video] Me: [Don't Recommend Channel] YouTube: [Immediately recommends THE SAME VIDEO AGAIN] And they want to put Gemini in charge of even more of this platform. I'm almost positive Gemini is why the Recommended feed is completely fucked as is
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Samsung released an update to their smart refrigerators in South Korea which caused them to stop doing the one thing refrigerators are supposed to do - keep your food cold This is why I will never have a smart appliance in my house
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Home from ophthalmologist's Before I try a more radical treatment for my vision that will literally leave me blind for weeks at a time (full eye coverage treatments) they're going to try serum tears, which creates a special nutrient soup from my own blood serum and may heal the deep scar tissue
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lmao Disney+ tried to change its advertising ToS to only be "No ads at the start/end of shows but ads in the middle are fine" which predictably led to mass unsubscribing Never ceases to amaze me how these greedy fucks continue inventing new ways to shoot themselves in the balls
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh damn. Nightdive Studios is developing a Thief: The Dark Project remaster with original cast and some original Looking Glass developers/artists involved Until now the most I was hoping for was that someone could do an RTX Remix mod someday. Muaha
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow. There's a massive, out of control wildfire down near Dardanelle, They don't know how it started yet, but they're evacuating homes. It's just that bone dry here
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For once, /r/BuyItForLife was right about something. The Takeya tea pitcher infuser is amazing. I already have two electric kettles, and I do NOT trust modern electronic tea/coffee makers after our Bunn commited seppuku on its first self cleaning cycle, so a massive pitcher+infuser's all I needed
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ugh. I was really enjoying Andor until they had to pull the old bury your gays trope, while the heterosexual couple gets to exact revenge on the Imperial torturer. It's still a good series overall, and I get what they were trying to do with the duality here, but it doesn't pay to be gay in cinema
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Umm... Holy shit, I know I've been out of the loop on gaming news for awhile, but I just found out Cryptic Entertainment successfully bought themselves out from under Embracer Group. That is amazing news for one of my favorite developers, in an age when it's almost universally bad news
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wish Square Enix would knock it the fuck off with the security alert emails that aren't actually security alerts Every few months I get a random help article about security tokens in my inbox and it scares the crap out of me every time thinking someone removed my authenticator somehow
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Andor is that rare show that actually respects the audience's intelligence, and has a clear plan from the beginning. I regret not starting this series sooner
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TIL zucchini, pumpkins, and certain types of squash (Yellow, acorn) are all botanically the exact same plant and my mind is blown I mean I get it's like how a Rottweiler and a Pomeranian are both dogs, one will eat your face off and the other is a Rottweiler) but still, that is wild
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm definitely not getting my hopes up, but if this new experimental treatment next week actually works the first thing I'm going to do is spend a weekend playing either FFXIV, WoW, or SWTOR. I'll decide which if my sight is partially restored 👀
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In the Mos Eisley cantina scene I never noticed that micro pause before, when Han tells Obi Wan and Luke, "Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in yourrr... handiwork." 💀
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TIL Delicious in Dungeon is an anime that exists and it's seriously tempting me to end my years long feud with Netflix just to watch it >_>
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Dial Liz-Z for Zombie (Lizzy Rose Oliver - Voice Actress) @lizzyrosevo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apparently someone's been blowing up my mentions on this and I had to block them, so I'm gonna say this here: No. It's not transphobic to cast trans people as cis characters outside their gender. I and plenty of trans women are pretty comfortable with voicing cis men.
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I refuse to stop pitching a #SoWeird sequel until Disney actually picks up the idea. I'm not even asking for a writing credit. I just want it to happen XD Jack marries Gabe after high school, and they have a daughter named Phoebe who drives Jack CRAZY because she's just likeher aunt Fiona
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
W-N-B-A It's fun to go and watch the W-N-B-A-ay~
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"When your enemy has wronged you, buy each of his children a drum." -- Ancient Reddit Wisdom 🥁
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Accessibility Awareness @a11yawareness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Like most other disciplines, accessibility takes practice, time, and patience. No one starts a new endeavor and is instantly excellent at it with nothing to learn. If your beginning goal is absolute perfection, you'll burn out. You'll find excuses to not try. Get started and try.
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Schadenfreude is reading reviews on sugar free candy written by people who don't understand how sugar alcohol works and then proceed to eat an entire 50 ounce bag because "It's guilt free!" Basically it doesn't get absorbed by the body, so in large amounts it sits in the gut pulling water
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After 25 years it can be easy to forget the meaning behind the hollow pageantry, the "Look at me I'm participating give me clout!" actions onlline and offline, but real families were torn apart forever, real survivors suffer long term PTSD and physical health issues and they deserve to be remembered
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Monty Burns: What evil shall the Republican party undertake next? Krusty the Clown: Let's get rid of PBS! ... I had no idea The Simpsons predicted THAT one too
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
YOu've got to love how , by season 7 of TNG Picard has experienced so much batshit crazy that "The Enterprise birthed a space god" is just another Tuesday to which he says "Bon voyage spaceship baby, and best of luck" before going back to work like it never happened
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lol a contractor just tried to quote us $20,000 for a simple bathtub remodel. I politely told mom not to sign or agree to anything because, hell no. The ENTIRE BATHROOM shouldn't cost that much. Not in this market (we are undervalue to national average)
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Try not to pop challenge: try opening a can of soda without making a sound. It's harder than you think
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Zoë Tayl-gore 🔪 @scaerietale.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Data: I am exploring multiple avenues of cat training. Geordi: I've got an idea. A phaser, on a nice low stun setting at just the right moment oughta do it Data: Geordi. [long pause, deadpan stare] I cannot stun my cat. Geordi: I was kidding. No, you weren't, but I don't blame you. Some cats lol
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