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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
are trump accounts worth it if you can get the $1000
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
c minor and Eb major are like the rain and sun
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
they need to put anunoby on the flag of the city
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
world historical choke
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
no talking about the politics past 8:30. knicks only
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i think my favorite childlike intellectual concept is that everything in the past happened yesterday and that everything in the future is tomorrow. it’s really obvious in actual children but there are lots of adults who live this way
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
dolan tisch and mamdani are fighting a multi-front war using the nba finals as a battlefield
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this morning I put it on because she needed to hold a compress over her eye for a while and she was so much more grouchy and annoying the rest of the morning
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
having a kid has really shown me TV is the devil. we have been taking it away from her as a consequence for some stuff she’s been doing and she’s like so much nicer and emotionally balanced.
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this is the power of friendship
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the key change sealed it for me
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
you don’t, just read it. it’s a lot of fun. the book will show you the way
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
absolute pacing in your living room basketball
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Toney Brothers I'm waiting in your hotel with a gun
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
truly
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
not good
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
knicks
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
is the only thing people on here talk about the maine senate race? it’s a state where no one lives. none of you are in maine
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
it used to be a three-speed with an internal gear hub but that broke and so now it’s a single-speed. excited to take it out for a longish ride
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
We could have that Knicks-level civic unity for baseball too, if you dead-enders would just give up on the "Mets" already.
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i think i’m going to ride my bike to the beach tomorrow
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
roy cohn was trump’s roy cohn
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
if they got the ride down below 2 hours it would be OK. as it is they should just put some coolers with beers and diet cokes in each car and set up an honor bar
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i don’t understand going to a restaurant to eat a hamburger. they’re very easy to make
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
free idea: monseigneur à bloc
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
presinald trunt
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
if you can’t chuckle at mr on blast idk what to tell you. your heart is rotten
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
ok so what is going on with tom kean. grippy socks? dying? rehab?
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
that Kagan article in the Atlantic is completely brutal
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
someone needs to do something about this
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
epstein getting tapestries from the literal kaaba is too much
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
anyone on here want to see a rare performance of Handel’s Alexander’s Feast on Monday May 11 at Carnegie Hall? DM me
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
damn
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i mean first of all i’d stick my arms straight out. next i’d start spinning wildly, knocking into everything and everyone. i agree with your larger point nevertheless
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
⛵️
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I really, really want to know if this tortoise met Napoleon
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
if you did that, a VIP might see a poor person
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
keeping tabs on everyone who shares the NYT mcmansion hell ripoff uncritically
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I literally thought they would never ever pick a US-American pope because it would be a bad idea but it turns out picking a US-American pope at this particular time was a fantastic idea
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
in Ulysses Bloom imagines it as “iron nails ran in”
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
continental 48-shaped flag: bad, stupid. this rendition of the star-spangled banner: excellent
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
undiagnosed and undiagnosable mental illness is on the rise
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
wolf of wall street isn’t scorsese’s best movie. it is his most movie. it feels like every scene has 1,000 people in it and they’re all constantly in motion
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i’m making a full corned beef and cabbage meal for lunch so I think that means I can have an 11 AM Guinness
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
wow a half-full dishwasher? i wonder what that’s like
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
holy COW lise davidson’s got pipes. I’m in the very rear of the balcony and I could feel the curse ringing in my ears
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
one thing AI can do for me that seeming nothing else can is extract the text from a crusty PDF and render a clean text so I can make editions for my students
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
something happened in the river off long island city a helicopter just like strafed super low and there’s a couple of police boats out going back and forth
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
celery is so underrated as a salad vegetable
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chas @scabellumpedum.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
teacher is all 4
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