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Samhain, Games Witch 💀 I 🧡 ABSTRACT MECHANICAL STRUCTURES 💀 She/her. 🏳️‍⚧️ Avatar by @soengery.bsky.social 📼: youtube.com/SBPlaysGames 💸: patreon.com/SBMakesStuff ☕️: ko-fi.com/sbmakesstuff

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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Steam algorithm bravely doing its best
Steam recommending that I buy MARVEL Cosmic Invasion because Puyo Puyo Tetris is on my wishlist, despite the fact that the games have nothing in common
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
testing a new slogan for the channel
My channel header sloppily edited to replace Ghast's normal slogan with "hot gaming content extruded weekly into your waiting mouth strap on the mask and let your eyes roll back there's no escaping it now"
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know, something like this I guess.
9 video game cover images in a grid. The grid is titled "The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am", and it includes:
Super Mario World
EverQuest
Final Fantasy III (US)
Endless Legend
Sayonara Wild Hearts
ToeJam & Earl
Thief: the Dark Project
Fallout
Grim Fandango
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am so sorry you and your husband have had to go through all this. This system is a nightmare, but it hasn't defeated you, and that means something. I hope everything gets easy and good for you both, and for what it's worth know that you have the soft but infinite support of my desk gremlins:
Two crocheted rats hanging out with a crocheted miniature A. Ghast, all of them using their incredible psychic might to steer your path toward comfort and freedom as hard as they possibly can
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Despite it all.
A mirror selfie of Samhain wearing a black and orange Darkest Dungeon top and a skirt with an abstract multicolored skirt. She is surviving.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AUGH, MY INDUSTRIES
A picture of some avocado toast that Amabel made and that I am mocking her mercilessly about for no reason
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh fuck yeah
A spam email subject line that reads "free welder\plasma cutter for your shop - ARCCAPTAIN"
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well,
A screenshot of the progress bar of a video render, indicating over 5 hours remaining.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A probably definitely very real Magic card from the Homelands set depicting Amabel's face. It's text box reads "{0}: Bite this face. In an act of cosmic cruelty, any player except for Amabel may activate this ability."
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There is something so quietly threatening about this message....
A discord message that reads "I will not yell at you" with a small "(edited)" tag next to it
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fuck, I think this horse is onto something.
A screenshot of a short Bluesky conversation, reading:

disc horse bot: Dan Quinn has done more good for intersex people than Rasputin. Full stop.
Keegan: He invented intersex awareness with 28-3
disc horse bot: I usually try to explain it like this: picture Ben Mora as Joe Biden. Now imagine they're Welsh. Doesn't look so much like the Max Headroom Incident was caused by guidos boofing now, does it?
Dan Warren: you're cooking with this one
disc horse bot: YouTubers are posers. "YouTuber" is an oppressive class, like questioning people or solipsist people.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
First win with the new character. I'm really enjoying their mechanics so far. I always like an item with quests on it so I was pretty excited about the bus, but I have yet to have a run where I get more than one of the visits done. I want to use it, though!
A victory screen for a Bazaar run where I played the new character The Dragons, based mostly on charging up the Super Fan and getting its multicast modifier as high as possible.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
On a normal one today.
A screenshot from a battle in the Bazaar, showing my opponent surviving the over 6000 points of burn damage I've applied to them by having almost 1.5 million shield (and growing), while I resist the intensifying sandstorm with 13000+ points of regeneration.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
❤️‍🔥
A portion of my draft deck showing that I have drafted a Char and 3 Electrolyzes, known in some parts as "the SB special"
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am very good and normal at building sealed pools.
A snip of a Draftmancer build, showing that I've included both Invoke the Winds (a card that requires four blue mana) and The Kami War (a card that requires one of each different color of mana) in my deck.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Amabel took this picture of me when I thought she was asleep, and thus caught me in my natural state.
Me sitting at my desk in total darkness, with a large scroll of text on my right monitor and an Outer Wilds LP on my left monitor.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I am very excited for all the games listed here, especially this sort of magic (store.steampowered.com/app/3624110/... ):
A screenshot from a fairly developed game of Prophet Margin
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
well,
A screenshot from a fight in The Bazaar, in which I am being hit for 159,200 damage (approximately 16 times my maximum health).
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We railed the dinosaur.
The map at the end of a game of Cretaceous Rails.My player position at the end of a game of Cretaceous Rails.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
CRETACEOUS
The initial map setup for a two-player game of Cretaceous Rails.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
big sord
A victory screen from The Bazaar, showing a build centered on the use of a Runic Claymore (which is a very big sword) and lots and lots of haste and support items for it.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Teaching Amabel about Magic via a bit of CHK Block Sealed, and this is definitely some BackToTheOldMe.jpg shit.
A Champions and Betrayers of Kamigawa-era Sealed build. It's green and red, running a splash of black removal and also Genju of the Realm off of an Orochi Leafcaller, a Petalmane Baku, a Sakura-Tribe Elder, and two Kodama's Reaches.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I was pretty pleased with my game time score on this giant pumpkin themed Train Valley 2 level, but then of course, as Amabel has reminded me, trans women have a well-documented biological advantage at stuffing things into pumpkins.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
From way up here it doesn't look quite so incompetent.
My factory in the game Satisfactory, viewed from a great height and distance, which hides most of the wildest and most obvious flaws.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I AM A POWERFUL AND PROFESSIONAL GENIUS
A screenshot from Satisfactory, displaying a "factory" that is just an absolute nightmare of elevators and constructors and conveyor belts entering the frame from all angles, wrapping awkwardly around each other, and in some cases appearing to lead off into the sky?
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just start every fight by taking your private runabout off the top rope and directly through the enemy's face. I hardly felt like I was engaging with the game at all for a lot of this run. I don't even know what this guy's board was supposed to do. I guess he was going to regenerate health at me?
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Finally, accreditation! I am provably the world's 37,639th best gamer.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Feeding some Mossy Pyrocarbons into Karnok's fire kit (charged up by Fairies, which I am more and more fond of every time I use them) really accelerated things!
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
At the witching hour....
A game of Septima spread out across a table, almost at its conclusion.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The unstoppable power of the icy crystal pizza deadly butter blizzard. The Bazaar is certainly some kind of place.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
they make all the things so AUGH
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Saw seven seconds of the shapez 2 trailer and said "oh no, my brains" out loud
A screenshot of the moment in the shapez 2 trailer when I knew this game could consume me, depicting tiny brightly colored pieces being all toggled and fidgeted with by a complicated conveyor belt machine
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The key is to never commit to or become good at any particular strategy.
The end state of a game of Great Western Trail New Zealand, just after scoring has begun
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
FEEEAAAASSSST
The table at the end of a game of A Feast For Odin.My player area at the end of a game of A Feast For Odin.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
FEAST
The table most of the way through game of A Feast For Odin. There are many, many small components scattered all over.My player board most of the way through a game of A Feast For Odin.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I was a little worried when I came up against an Eye of the Colossus, but his build was just kind of tottering and clumsy and the one thing it couldn't destroy was the big fire I started on his head.
The end of a match in the Bazaar. My entire board of items has been destroyed by an opposing Eye of the Colossus, but the opponent has just died to burn damage that I was able to apply before my burn items were destroyed.The victory screen from the end of my Bazaar run, showing my slow-burn build based on Steam Hose and Cruise Ship.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I know it's simple, but I'm rather pleased with this one.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
And in the end, Inventors goes to me along with two of the objectives, making the final saga score 13 goals for me and 8 for Amabel. Moonsaga is interesting and does definitely introduce some weird decision pressures. It's probably least compelling at two players; I'd very much like to see it at 4.
My player board at the end of both the game and the saga. In the end I managed to get 13 of the 21 goals.The invention boards at the end of the game.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
At the end of round 2 (of 3) things are looking pretty bad for Amabel. Once again she claimed the first objective, but it didn't finish either of her trinket sets, and I was able to narrowly steal the second objective and the pocketwatches with it. I think she'd need a major victory to win the saga.
My player board about two thirds of the way through the game. I have some pretty good workshops and a ton of tower development.The river board about two thirds of the way through the game. The dummy player is fully in control of the houses of wisdom and is dominating on river progress.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Inventors is the shaggiest South Tigris game but I think it has become my favorite. There's/ so much to do and so many ways to approach things. The whimsy of the inventions helps too. Amabel is not confident with this one, and the #1 thing she cannot let me do is take a major victory (15+ pt gap).
The table setup at the beginning of a game of Inventors of the South Tigris.My player board at the beginning of a game of Inventors of the South Tigris.The river board at the beginning of a game of Inventors of the South Tigris.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/amab... Major victory + either goal that completes your set of pocketwatches would do it, or minor victory + any two goals as long as you get one trinket set before I do, or even just holding me to a minor victory + the two goals that let you take both sets. There are paths!
The three objectives for this game.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Today is a good day for MOONSAGA Going into Inventors, I have seven goals to Amabel's six. There's eight points available in this game (three objectives + three from winning the game + two trinket collections); the saga is still very winnable for Amabel, but she probably has to win this game.
My seven Moonsaga goal cards, including one pretty strong power for this game (the ability to pay two silver to play a second tent tile each round)Amabel's six Moonsaga goal cards, including one pretty good power for this game (+1 effects give +2 instead)
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
With Amabel taking a minor Scholars victory but only managing one objective to my two and me being the first player to accumulate three of the same trinket, that leaves us 6 to 7 on goal cards (Amabel on the left).
Amabel's Moonsaga goal cards, showing one faceup power that she'll get to use in game 3.My Moonsaga goal cards, showing two faceup powers for game 3.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
One or two more turns would have been so good for me....
The score for our game, showing a very close fight that Amabel won by a single point.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Unfortunately, the third and fourth caliphs followed very quickly. There were still five scrolls left in the pile! This is definitely not a good pace for me.
The end state of the game, coming remarkably quickly after the last picture. I've got a couple more scrolls.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The situation right after the second caliph card is a little nerve-wracking. She grabbed the first goal (7 influence in one house) VERY quickly, but I was able to cut off access to the second (at least one advancement on each knowledge track).
The game state about halfway through the game. My player board is more developed, but Amabel has more scrolls. I also have a LOT of white dice.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
... although I feel pretty good about managing to clear the right slot of my player board in just four turns!
My player position four turns into the game. I've cleared all the tasks on my starting task card, which opens up a powerful action card and also a useful extra slot on my player board.
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
And so it continues. I think Scholars is the most elegant of the three games, and its expansion integrates with it the most cleanly. I think Amabel has a slight lead coming into this; we're tied on goals, but she's got the better set of saga powers.
The table state at the beginning of a game of Scholars of the South Tigris. Amabel is in the middle of taking her first turn.The goal cards we've accumulated so far (hers on top).
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SB @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A major Wayfarers victory but bad play on the objectives from me means we end the first game 3-3 (hers on top, mine on bottom).
The score so far in our Moonsaga campaign: Three goal cards for Amabel, and three goal cards for me. We both take two advantages into the next game.
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