lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 05/03/2026does kristi noem have to give her face back now 2252
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 09/02/2026you know when jd watches football all he can think of is “PUT ME IN COUCH” 0170
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 30/01/2026don’t you worry don lemon is gonna make don lemonade out of this 1151
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 29/01/2026i know there's a lot going on but please water your plants they didn't ask for any of this 0101
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 02/01/2026how y’all gonna be more mad at the boots on a woman than the ones on your neck 0223
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 17/10/2025“wanna go 2 the protest tomorrow?” is the new “u up?” 1100
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 16/10/2025it’s gonna be raining here in arkansas saturday so yeah you could say protesting this regime is gonna get me wet 3320
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 23/09/2025bet a lotta dads get “raptured” going out for cigarettes today 1251
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 22/09/2025happy rapture eve don’t forget to leave out a loaf of bread and a fish for jesus tonight 2273
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 11/09/2025i know everything is scary but fat bear week is less than 2 weeks away just hold on everybody 1323
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 04/09/2025imagine going home to your wife and telling her "today i piloted a jet over SA survivors speaking so no one could hear them honey!" like be so for real i would smack my husband 2182
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 03/09/2025just heard the amazing news that florida just vaccinated itself against educated people 0272
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 01/09/2025he’s gonna die to distract us from the epstein files isn’t he 1181271176
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 28/08/2025it’s not enough for him to resign i want to see the worm eat the rest of him 0441
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 27/08/2025is the 2nd amendment just for mass shooters now? i thought it was for guys who wanted to protect us from a tyrannical government but those guys are all sitting on their asses right now not doing fuck all so i’m just assuming 36113
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 26/08/2025just fondly thinking about the national guard being deployed to chicago and how the wiener circle girls would absolutely END THEM 3151
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 25/08/2025i just cannot imagine giving even 30 seconds of my emotional energy to whatever cracker barrel is doing 2520
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 20/08/2025if you were the woman i just saw picking up a large pizza at 10am i just want you to know i support all of your decisions 2382
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 10/08/2025good news no matter how drunk you get at bottomless mimosa brunch today you will not be as embarrassing as andrew cuomo was this weekend you are marked as safe 0311
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 07/08/2025i would like to escape the timeline where “big balls” is trending 3273
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 06/08/2025democracy in peril? SHINGLES DOESN'T CARE 7588
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 05/08/2025he’s on the roof, he’s on the epstein list, he’s on the combination roof and epstein list 1651777
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 05/08/2025my stepdad is so engrossed in watching golf he didn’t even notice my mom and i were discussing the names of dogs she’s going to get when he dies 0280
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 04/08/2025greg abbott is having a bad day therefore it is a good day 535136
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 26/07/2025shout out to swiffer i was so mad at your mop falling apart today and then i realized how refreshing it felt to be mad at something not republican 0231
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 11/07/2025oh no seems like ken paxton’s marriage is bleeding out in a parking lot let me see if i can locate some sympathy hmm nope 0401
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 07/07/2025oh my sweet god in heaven no this country is going through enough 4182
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 06/07/2025nothing like moving across the country to be like "wait why do i own all this shit" 3562
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 04/07/2025please tell your dog i said good luck tonight 4583
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 15/06/2025was gonna say “no one paid me to protest” but then i remembered one guy did actually give me a dollar because he liked my signs so much OMG WAIT WAS THAT SOROS 3723
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 14/06/2025don’t forget to call your dad before the protest just in case you’re in jail for father’s day 1201
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 13/06/2025oh no if the national guard isn’t gonna be here saturday who do i give all this pepsi to 81328
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 12/06/2025how funny is this propaganda on a scale of 1 to north korea lol 6316
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 12/06/2025there should be at least one lesson in high school where they sit you down and prepare you for how much garbage cans cost 2556035
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 09/06/2025oh so he CAN send in the national guard when he wants to huh 501245122
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 07/06/2025do you have to send a picture of your tiny penis when applying to work for ICE or do they just take your word for it 971084166
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 06/06/2025shared a pizza with some neighbors and then one texted me later and asked if i wanted to go get a second pizza and it’s too bad i don’t date anymore because that is husband material right there 1820
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 05/06/2025repeat after me: no matter how funny this feud gets we still do not nor will we ever support elon musk, amenmedia.tenor.coma man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couchALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch 5399299
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren.bsky.social · 05/06/2025SCHOOLS ARE TURNING MY KIDS TRANS sir the schools can’t even convince your child that harriet tubman is a real person take several seats 2355
