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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 24/06/2026

Hunter Biden understands our moment better than the entirety of @democrats.org, and certainly @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 14/05/2026

My love language is an egg sandwich. This is the one I just made myself.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 26/04/2026

In this photo you have Stephen Miller using his pregnant wife as a human shield, while groping her. Gross. You also have an “evacuated” President watching from behind the curtains like it’s a high school play. This incident is bullshit and these people are deeply creepy.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 05/04/2026

If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 01/04/2026

This is pretty fucking exciting. A moon mission! Fuck Trump, go NASA! #ArtemisII #artemis2

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 05/03/2026

Well, I don’t know about you guys but I’m making a drink. One down….many more to go. #noem

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 03/03/2026

What does everyone think of my new shirt?

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 06/02/2026

Trump is so full of shit it literally poured out of him on live television.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 03/02/2026

If you need any proof that we are in an age of bullshit, this is a real chart put out by the White House claiming "American steel is back!" Hint: Tell me the degree of change from one year to the next.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 28/01/2026

Bovino is reported to have returned to his position in the Keebler baking tree.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 24/01/2026

Where is the lady in pink? Was she detained?

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 24/01/2026

The #MinnesotaShooting victim was backing away, did not have any weapon visible or in his beltline. Pictures: This was murder, plain and simple, of another legal observer.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 09/01/2026

This Atlanta protest for #ReneeNicoleGood started seven minutes ago and there’s already a few hundred here. @maddow.bsky.social

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 08/01/2026

She was a writer and a poet, and leaves a six year old not just without a mother but orphaned. That little stuffed unicorn in the glove box is killing me.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 11/11/2025

Democrats just announced that they are rebranding to Diet Republican. Same bad policies, more transparent. Bravo to @democrats.org and @schumer.senate.gov for their leadership.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 31/10/2025

Guys, I’m worried the naval observatory may also be torn down tonight. #vance

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 06/09/2025

Trump just declared war on an American city.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 22/08/2025

In ten years I haven’t seen that fat fuck do anything that could be considered “gentleman” You can be sure she agrees.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 19/08/2025

Breaking: Image leaked from the room where Putin and Trump met.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 13/08/2025

I mean I stand in judgment of no one’s kinks.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 11/08/2025

It’s actually fascinating how full of shit the @nytimes.com has become, they are perfectly unable to call bullshit even where it is plainly obvious. When the history of this moment is written, the paper of records deserves what is coming to them as a collaborator.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 07/08/2025

If anyone needs a tacky shit emoji as news is announced about White House renovations, I made one. You’re welcome, everyone living through 2025.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 06/08/2025

The @nytimes.com is one of the leading causes of the decline of America.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 02/08/2025

There’s no way they are serious about this right? What trashy garbage.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 15/07/2025

You know guys, I think he might’ve known about.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 02/07/2025

What in Christ’s left nut is a “Large Engine Vehicle”

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 22/06/2025

It’s ok guys, this 22 year old gardener is in charge of counter terrorism. He can handle Iran’s vast network of terror, I’m sure.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 14/06/2025

The energy out there was a jubilant and joyful “fuck that guy” and all those enabling his fascist regime. It was incredibly refreshing. Good work #NoKings anti-ICE protest in Atlanta.

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Simon Says what have we done? 💙 @sayethsimon.com · 14/06/2025

Video from #NoKingsDay protests in Atlanta What a crowd What a city. Abolish ICE Impeach Trump

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