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Saxon Walker

@saxonwaker.bsky.social
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I do not consent. I can fold a fitted sheet. So I'm a wizard, and you must listen to me. What did you expect from a country with Shabouzy.

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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Marco Rubio was Speaker of the FL house while Epstein was getting hos sweetheart deal from FL.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice thought, but the current senate is still the senate until January. They’ll jam through a SCOTUS justice along with every other right wing hack judge they can find between the election and then. Hell, Eileen Cannon was appointed and confirmed after Trump lost.
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 04/10/2026
🗳️ MAINE — TODAY, OCTOBER 4th In-person, no-excuse absentee voting begins TODAY for the Nov. 3 General Election. If voting early works best for you, now is your opportunity to get it done. Voting is your voice. Make sure yours is heard. 💙 #Maine #Vote2026 #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance
🗳️ MAINE — TODAY, OCTOBER 4

In-person, no-excuse absentee voting begins TODAY for the Nov. 3 General Election.

If voting early works best for you, now is your opportunity to get it done.

Voting is your voice. Make sure yours is heard. 💙

#Maine #Vote2026
#SheShed #VivaHerAlliance
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Each election year, the U.S. Postal Service (USPS) takes extra steps to ensure ballots sent through the mail arrive at election offices on time. This year, it’s delaying those efforts. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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USPS pushes back measures that ensure mail ballots arrive on time
“The shorter timeframe is noteworthy and I don’t know why they’re doing this,” Steve Hutkins, who writes for Save the Post Office, told Democracy Docket.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s absolutely embarrassing. I guess we can take solace knowing the Browns spent three first rounders and $230 million for about twenty games even if he plays the whole season, which I doubt.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just the role made famous by Alan Colmes - a liberal cutout they can smack around and make fun of, thus invalidating any idea to the left of Rush Limbaugh (may he rest is piss).
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So he collects tariffs, also know and TAXES (many of which have been refunded to the corporations, not to their customers who in the end paid them), and NOW he's going to give us all checks? Ummm.....
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Checks note) that's 9:30 pm in Iran. Isn't that about the time of day we usually start bombing schools?
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’re already blockading them. Sounds like we already did.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The stock market had negative returns in 2018 primarily because the Fed sounded the inflation alarm and raised rates four times to deal with it. www.theguardian.com/business/201...
theguardian.com
Federal Reserve raises interest rates despite pressure from Trump
Fed said rates will rise a quarter of a percentage point to 2.25% to 2.5% but it is carefully watching ‘event risks’, including Brexit
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think we made a mistake when we created a way for all these whackados to connect without having to leave their houses. I mean, damn. (And yes, I realize I’m doing that).
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The ones saying it needs to slow down are at a competitive disadvantage to the ones saying we need no regulation and should speed up. Elon specifically is famous for saying things he hasn’t figured out how to do need to be slowed down. He‘s scared of prospects committing to competitors.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought it “wasn’t a war”.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2017
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amazing how they win when Dems are in power but lose when he was in. It’s almost as if it’s all bullshit.
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CaroleOntheGo🇨🇦 @caroleonthego4u.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BEFORE AMERICA’S ANTHEM, BUFFALO HEARD CANADA’S. 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Before the Bills and Detroit Lions kicked off on September 17, 2026, the brand-new Highmark Stadium welcomed Toronto’s Barenaked Ladies to perform “O Canada.” 🙏🙏♥️
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And the award for “Weirdest Thing Entered into the Congressional Record in 2026” goes to……
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guy who once said his teenage son should be in charge of technology because he was super good with computers wants to unilaterally control AI. What could possibly go wrong.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember when he said he’d be the oversight on the COVID slush funds AND old enough to remember the GOP screaming bloody murder over fraud and abuse of those funds (except by Trump and his merry band of miscreants or course). So you’ll forgive me if I’m skeptical here.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because they’re afraid when Russia invades, we’ll leave NATO and take Russia’s side.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Alec Baldwin: Have I Got Your Attention Now?
ALT: Alec Baldwin: Have I Got Your Attention Now?
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☮️🗽⚖️💙🇺🇸 @karenfish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/SoM-ZC7uNnc?...
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Pledge to Hedley Lamarr
YouTube video by stewielips
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s gone full Hedley. Never go full Hedley. youtu.be/SoM-ZC7uNnc?...
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Pledge to Hedley Lamarr
YouTube video by stewielips
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
where have I seen this before? youtu.be/SoM-ZC7uNnc?...
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Pledge to Hedley Lamarr
YouTube video by stewielips
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s literally on broadcast tv. You can even watch with an old timey antenna.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Each speaker more mayonnaise than the last.
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Mayo Crazy Man
ALT: Mayo Crazy Man
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where have I seen this before….
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Kimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To Come
ALT: Kimberly Guilfoyle: The Best Is Yet To Come
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That NYC dating scene was rough. people.com/politics/tru...
people.com
Donald Trump Calls Avoiding STDs His 'Personal Vietnam'
Donald Trump likens avoiding contracting STDs during his single years to Vietnam in Howard Stern interview
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Narrator: White men are already the minority, and they (we) are doing fine. Not one bit of being slaughtered yet.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If they're saying crap this bonkos to the press, imagine what they say in private, or worse yet, what they actually think. Better yet, don't. It's better for your sanity.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The admin funding candidates?
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don't worry, cooler heads always prevail. And nuclear armed regimes never collapse, leaving weapons in the hands of god-knows-who. It'll be fine.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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George W Bush Shoe Throwing Incident
ALT: George W Bush Shoe Throwing Incident
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Favorite reply to right wingers who complained about Biden's stumbles and missteps - "I grew up with Reagan. I've seen worse."
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time I see him, I think Walter Peck.
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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He has one "best friend" whose name he can remember. And 656 close friends.
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