Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You 3 reposts that don't go riding my MagiDick (patent pending) because it's there 3 times 120
Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We had to remove "The Joys Of Orc Pussy" curriculum because A. It was deemed "inappropriate" by the school board B. I'm a gatekeeper young wizard 310
Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Motherfuckin' demons from the planet Jupiter have arrived through the Manhattan portal. The leader of. United States calls upon "Master Joe", John Wayne's half-cousin's step-son to annihilate the 2.5 OctoDecillion alien scum of the universe. 120
Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 09/08/2026MISSION UPDATE: Leave No Witnesses / Kill The Fucking Bastards 200
Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Uh oh, young Wizards! My EVIL FUCKING SNAKES THAT CAN USE DEATH MAGIC COLLECTION got out again! Take caution where you step! 020
Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Bitches love my slippery slidey spell 143