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Headmaster Merle Ambrose

@savethespiral.bsky.social
9 followers 8 following 31 posts

My name is Merle Ambrose. I am the headm-- mgghhff... wwait, mgh... we're b-both wiza- mmfghnnfnh

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Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You 3 reposts that don't go riding my MagiDick (patent pending) because it's there 3 times
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Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We had to remove "The Joys Of Orc Pussy" curriculum because A. It was deemed "inappropriate" by the school board B. I'm a gatekeeper young wizard
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Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Motherfuckin' demons from the planet Jupiter have arrived through the Manhattan portal. The leader of. United States calls upon "Master Joe", John Wayne's half-cousin's step-son to annihilate the 2.5 OctoDecillion alien scum of the universe.
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Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
MISSION UPDATE: Leave No Witnesses / Kill The Fucking Bastards
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Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Uh oh, young Wizards! My EVIL FUCKING SNAKES THAT CAN USE DEATH MAGIC COLLECTION got out again! Take caution where you step!
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Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
skeleton hoes hmu
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Headmaster Merle Ambrose @savethespiral.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bitches love my slippery slidey spell
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